Mark Haines Asks The Hard Questions (Though, Let's Be Honest, The Goomah Renders This A Non-Issue)

Circa 9:20 am, after Gasparino says on-air that Spitzer is expected to resign at 11 today:

Mark Haines: “Charlie Gasparino, who I can assure you cannot afford [the rates at Emperors Club VIP]”

Erin Burnett: [weird, are we going there? look]

Mark Haines: “What? Who among us can?”

Comments

Posted by guest, Mar 12, 2008 10:49AM

Maria can.

Posted by guest, Mar 12, 2008 11:12AM

Will somebody give that man a raise? Any respectable company would pay a man enough to afford a whore or a Chi Omega.

Posted by guest, Mar 12, 2008 11:16AM

what is Chi Omega?

Posted by Anonymous, Mar 12, 2008 11:20AM

It's like a Chia pet that you have to buy breakfast for.

Posted by guest, Mar 12, 2008 11:36AM

Anonymous @ 11:20 has the best answer. Chi Omega is a nationwide college sorority. On my campus, the girls had the reputation of being pretty, cheery, and passingly bright.

Posted by guest, Mar 12, 2008 11:43AM

On my campus, the were very bookish and good Christian girls who though anal was okay...because they wanted to save themselves for marriage.

Go figure.

-Nominate me

Posted by guest, Mar 12, 2008 11:56AM


I think Mark Haines is getting senile ...

Posted by guest, Mar 12, 2008 11:59AM

@11:43

I like how the daughters of the Christian right hold the belief that if they only do anal or blow jobs that they can still be virgins when they marry surgeons. If I could do high school all over again I would be so down with Jesus.


Posted by guest, Mar 12, 2008 1:24PM

Funny, on my campus Chi O's were mostly Jewish and all whores.

Posted by guest, Mar 12, 2008 1:43PM

@11.36 and @11.43: XO were the heavily drinking jock girls at my college, with some slutty skanks thrown in the mix.

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