Mo Hazard's Offenses: Subprime Crisis, Melanoma -- Now Syphillis, Too?

Posted by Bess Levin, Mar 07, 2008, 10:20am

mozilo-1.jpgWell, everyone, syphilis is on the rise. The Department of Health reports that cases of Cupid's disease in the city increased sixty percent last year. Who do we have to blame for this? Nominations include Jim Simons, Cody and Cavuto, and Angelo Mozilo, the last one being most plausible, considering his (tanning) bed-hopping frequency. Hopefully, today's testimony before Congress will shed some light. In the meantime-- any other culprits you can think of? The shareholders have a right to know.


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Posted by guest, Mar 07, 2008 10:30AM

bear stearns

Posted by guest, Mar 07, 2008 10:33AM

Hedge funds are private, largely unregulated pools of
capital whose managers can buy or sell any assets, bet on falling
as well as rising asset prices and participate substantially in
profits from money invested.

Posted by guest, Mar 07, 2008 10:35AM

@ 10:33-- so you're saying dan loeb?

Posted by Lowly Assistant, Mar 07, 2008 10:38AM

I always suspected Cavuto of carrying the clap, but syphillis? Buffet's probably gasping for breath in Omaha wondering how his star player scored tail. I thought FBN only hired eunuchs?

Posted by Anal_yst, Mar 07, 2008 11:09AM

gonna hafta go with "Max" Cordero...

Posted by guest, Mar 07, 2008 11:12AM

@10:33 - I've been looking for the definition of "commercial real estate". Would you help me out please. I have the sneaking suspicion that it is the place the woman winds up at when Calgon actually does take her away.

Posted by Formerly FEPWJ, Mar 07, 2008 11:58AM

It has got to be Tom Hudson, all that sugar daddying has got him stamping the busted daughters of washed up recording artists left and right. You'd come out cleaner after a few laps in a disease cesspool.

Posted by guest, Mar 07, 2008 4:59PM

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Just in case you guys weren't sure what we are talking about...

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