• 28 Mar 2008 at 2:53 PM

Notice Him Mouthing “I’m So Sorry” At 1:20

By Bess Levin

Surprising: shares of BSC are down nearly five percent since Rabbi Cayne sold his stock. Not surprising: A would-be incoming analyst in Bear Stearns’ equities department writes to tell us he’s been informed the services of he and his brethren are no longer required (and to inquire about openings at DealBreaker. Just one: Hahn’s job). Cheer up BSC shareholders/BSC employee who never was– you didn’t have a worse week than this guy:



Note to Brian Collins: Call me at 203 890 2000. You need a hug!

Comments (13)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | March 28, 2008 at 3:06 PM

    That guy has a future on FBN. Cody – you’ve got competition!

  2. 2
    Posted by miami | March 28, 2008 at 3:06 PM

    Jimmy Cayne, from 5th Avenue…passes the blunt to the BSC shareholders…and BOOM goes the Dynamite!

  3. 3
    Posted by BSD | March 28, 2008 at 3:09 PM

    I miss Hahn Solo.

  4. 4
    Posted by NomadTrader | March 28, 2008 at 3:18 PM

    This guy has about as much worth as a $100 call option in BSC. But cheer up Bucko – I’m sure FBC or CNBC can use your talents. Hey, is Mark Haines any better? And if it weren’t for all the horny nothings wondering how to get in Erin Burnett’s pants, she’d be doing Rebird sports instead of you.

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | March 28, 2008 at 3:18 PM

    where is keith these days?

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | March 28, 2008 at 3:22 PM

    @3:18
    Locked away in the head of Ron Blarney

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | March 28, 2008 at 3:28 PM

    “and…Boom goes the dynamite.”
    One of the best worst sports phrases of all time.
    -Nominate me

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | March 28, 2008 at 4:39 PM

    I agree with NomadTrader. Are we the only people that think Mark Haines is a whining old bastard? Man, I can’t stand that guy

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | March 28, 2008 at 4:51 PM

    if the only prerequisite to get a hug from Bess is being a big fuckup, I guess 90% of the guys on this site qualify.

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | March 28, 2008 at 6:09 PM

    “…of he (?) and his brethren…” Good grammar – it’s no wonder he couldn’t keep a job.

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | March 29, 2008 at 11:43 AM

    Give the kid a break! It’s a few years old and it looks like a high school news production.

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | March 29, 2008 at 1:24 PM

    I hear sportscasters on local news say, “Boom goes the dynamite!” from time to time. I think it is an inside joke in sportscasting and the poor kid made TV history because of it.

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | April 1, 2008 at 12:01 PM

    An internet classic.
    http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/columns/story?columnist=wojciechowski_gene&id=2785830
    Despite ‘worst’ sportscast, Collins says he’d try again
    By Gene Wojciechowski
    ESPN.com
    (Archive)
    Updated: March 6, 2007, 7:50 PM ET
    Brian Collins, as he looks now.
    Just in case you forgot, his name is Brian Collins. That’s him to the right. Nice guy, too. Bad goatee, but nice guy. He’s the kind of guy who travels to Appalachia and helps build houses for Habitat For Humanity. Wants to make a difference in the world.
    On a March night in 2005, the nice guy volunteered to anchor the “Newslink @ Nine” sportscast on the Ball State University television station. The scheduled anchor had canceled, so Collins, a 19-year-old telecommunications freshman from Milan, Ohio, offered to help. He had never done a sportscast, but how hard could it be, right? You read some scores, breeze through the highlights, and before you know it, you’re back in your dorm room doing English Lit homework.
    But what happened next was, well, you can watch for yourself. Click on the link next to the column. I can wait.

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