I’m having just as good a time as the next guy writing about fucking hookers but let’s take a quick break from that and talk about love—Pirate Capital founder Tom Hudson is getting married. The lucky lady is Virginia Zampella, who Hudson met on SugarDaddyForMe.com. As girlfriends of the pirate are wont to do, Zampella has unofficially appointed herself office manager, with T-bone’s approval.
Allegedly, her first order of business was to get rid of all the women who worked there prior to her being hired/engaged. Next: turn things around at the floundering, 15-large AUM hedge fund. Now, I know what you must be asking yourselves—where does Zampella get off thinking she can “get things back on track” at Pirate, which is what she’s supposedly telling people she plans to do? The answer lies in her prior work experience, which maybe includes being employed as a call girl in New York and Charlotte, and starring in a few adult films. If anything, Virginia runs the risk of classing/smartening the place up a bit too much for the ragtag crew of scallywags, buggerers and alpha destroyers. What’s more, the future Mrs. Hudson #4 has a criminal record (mugshot TK). What I’m getting at is that she’d be probably be more comfortable at a place like GSAM. I’ll make some calls.
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Posted by To The Hilt , Mar 11, 2008 11:34AM
two names that don't belong together --> Virginia & Zampella
Posted by guest , Mar 11, 2008 11:42AM
come on, at least show a picture of Miss Virginia Zampella
Posted by guest , Mar 11, 2008 11:42AM
Video goodness...
http://www.adoptcharlotte.org/media.html
I've made a huge mistake
Posted by guest , Mar 11, 2008 11:49AM
wtf BSC?
Anyone have a clue why stock $10 off todays high?
Posted by guest , Mar 11, 2008 11:52AM
there is no way this is true. This has to be a hoax.. until I hear or see confirmation from someone within Pirate or from TH himself this is ll garbage... besides.. who cares
Posted by Formerly FEPWJ , Mar 11, 2008 11:59AM
Bess please tell us a photo is coming. I can't wait to see what this one looks like. On a side note I once tried to pitch RICK to the fund. Too bad he was too busy meeting his (ex or soon to be ex)wives there and didn't listen.
Posted by guest , Mar 11, 2008 12:01PM
http://arrestinquiryweb.co.mecklenburg.nc.us/ArrestBrowse.aspx?LastName=zampella&FirstName=virginia&PID=&Arrest=&ArrestDate=&LastDayArrests=
Two hot mugshots above folks. Last arrest was less than 4 months ago. Background checks must abound at Pirate.
Posted by guest , Mar 11, 2008 12:08PM
Anyone who wants to verify the details should email Virginia@piratecapitalllc.com or tom@piratecapitalllc.com. They're spreading the news of thier happy engagement to anyone who asks or doesn't ask. And she's got a huge honking ring to prove it.
Posted by guest , Mar 11, 2008 12:13PM
Hope his ex is filing the custody paperwork as this goes to print. Slimy mcnasty and skanky mcwhite trash should not be around children.
Posted by guest , Mar 11, 2008 12:15PM
She lost 3 inches and 12 lbs between arrests?!
Posted by modskool , Mar 11, 2008 12:17PM
ooh la la, she's french! I'm dying to know how she got arrested for assaulting a gov't employee.
Posted by guest , Mar 11, 2008 12:24PM
@ 12:01
The DUI picture is definitely much better.
Posted by guest , Mar 11, 2008 12:31PM
Virginia Zampella, What's the going rate for a violent drunk on SugarDaddy these days? Did Hudson get a discount since you are all tired and worn out already? Nicely done Tommy. You finally landed one worthy of your class and refinement.
Posted by guest , Mar 11, 2008 12:46PM
she's pretty fucking cute in those mugshots.
Posted by Formerly FEPWJ , Mar 11, 2008 12:51PM
Agreed, the DUI picture is better. So cute, I wonder if he's going to build her a mausoleum of her own next to the trailer park that she came from....
Posted by guest , Mar 11, 2008 12:53PM
@ 12:46
The Orange Mecklenburg County Jail jumper really brings out her eyes.
Posted by guest , Mar 11, 2008 1:00PM
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=3030320
Her myspace quote "- Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they're supposed to run wild until they find someone -- just as wild -- to run with. - "
While both dashingly handsome and debonair, I'm not sure Thomas R Hudson Jr. would qualify as wild in the lamest of circles.
Posted by guest , Mar 11, 2008 1:00PM
I know a HF man-dir who was dating a beautiful, talented, classy physician ...... Then he met a paralegal (former exotic dancer) who owned a small cabin cruiser with a "stripper pole" on the back and very uninhibited friends. Away goes the lady doc and hello paralegal!!
They've been married for six months but he doesn't seem happy.
They live in a city served by Southwest Airlines if you must know.
Posted by guest , Mar 11, 2008 1:11PM
He has 4 exes??????
-The Forehead Slapper
Posted by guest , Mar 11, 2008 2:35PM
so I'm confused...she IS a hooker right?
Posted by guest , Mar 11, 2008 3:59PM
Depends on how you define hooker. she sells her a** to crusty old rich dudes for cash, but only one at a time and she has to pretend to not want to vomit when she has sex with them. In many cultures that is called a wife. Hooker, wife, probably closer to a ho, but who's to judge? Go V-Jay-Jay get your skank on.
Posted by guest , Mar 11, 2008 4:20PM
This is the story of the day. Forget Spitzer, this is a true classic.
Posted by guest , Mar 11, 2008 4:32PM
Nice myspace pic V. were you going for the fat bucktoothed look or was it sheer luck that you captured it? Does V stand for VD or Vagina?
Posted by guest , Mar 11, 2008 5:02PM
wow. you would think that the hr manager would have caught this one with a simple google search. he/she must have been out to lunch when tom brought her in for the "interview".
Posted by guest , Mar 11, 2008 5:09PM
wow. you would think the hr manager would have caught this one with a simple google search. he/she must have been out to lunch when tom brought her in for the "interview"
Posted by guest , Mar 11, 2008 5:12PM
Wow she has actually changed her myspace picture since this was originally posted...unless myspace does that automatically or something..im a facebook man myself
Posted by guest , Mar 11, 2008 8:01PM
$20 says he proposed and offered to buy her new boobs in the same breath
Posted by guest , Mar 12, 2008 6:59AM
Does Tom Hudson have a brain tumor? He's kinda like the britney spears of unprofitable hedgefunds only not as likeable and not yet photographed with his balls hanging out. (pretty sure that's soon to come though)
Posted by guest , Mar 12, 2008 7:26AM
@6:59
Rumor has it those photos would have to be taken through a micorscope to shoot them tic tacs. Virgina Zampella is one lucky lady. oh, did I say lady, i meant boozing ho.
Posted by guest , Mar 12, 2008 7:54AM
What will they tell their kids when they ask how mommy and daddy met? Well, see kids there is this thing called craig's list and you can buy anything...
Posted by guest , Mar 12, 2008 7:56AM
Boobies, Boobies, Boobies, Boobies, Booooooobbbbbbiiiieeeessss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Tommy H
Posted by guest , Mar 12, 2008 8:00AM
Hey V- what's you get for V-day? Lemmee guess, Isa's Cartier necklace? No, how about Gabe's panties? Word is you'll wear anything his exes left behind when they dumped your man.
Posted by guest , Mar 12, 2008 8:49AM
Dude whats up with her teeth? Looks like she eats rocks.
Posted by guest , Mar 12, 2008 9:34AM
Was it a nurse at the free clinic or the postman who didn't bring her welfare check quick enough? We've all wanted to smack the dmv clerk, but no one actually does it.
Posted by guest , Mar 12, 2008 1:46PM
Actually those are some elephants balls he's got. He's actually trying to scrounge up suckers who would put a penny into his newest lame venture http://www.isapartnersllc.com/ knowing he hires and marries criminals, can't keep any of his funds profitable or any of his investment team members except kids. Tom Hudson isn't competent to manage his kid's piggy bank let alone someone elses millions.
Posted by guest , Mar 12, 2008 1:57PM
He named his new fund after his ex-girlfriend? Freaking idiot.
Posted by guest , Mar 12, 2008 1:59PM
So, sugardaddyforme.com is a prostitution site or no? How much did Virginia Zampella charge? My guess is less than Spitzer was paying. Guess he wanted a classier piece than Hudson.
Posted by guest , Mar 12, 2008 5:38PM
when will someone be posting the half naked raunch shots from sugardaddy?
Posted by guest , Mar 12, 2008 5:39PM
Kristen's career as a "bathing suit model" is about to take off so there will be an opening at the emperor's club soon. If Virginia Zampella can lose 20 lbs, stop getting arrested and learn to wash her hair she wont have to sleep with Tom Hudson anymore.
Posted by guest , Mar 12, 2008 5:41PM
according to linked in she was an "executive" (read admin) at a beer wholesaler in Charlotte too... anyone get info from the HR manager there? I'd love to hear THAT one
http://www.linkedin.com/pub/4/088/864
Posted by guest , Mar 12, 2008 5:43PM
You know Bess has em, but she wont post em. Must have been real high end trademarked stuff.
Posted by guest , Mar 12, 2008 5:49PM
The beer wholesaler job explains the drunk driving charge, but how about the assault charge.
Posted by guest , Mar 12, 2008 5:50PM
Put on a happy face and dance monkey dance. simply fabulous.
Posted by guest , Mar 12, 2008 5:51PM
someone get into her myspace and jack those pics UP
Posted by guest , Mar 12, 2008 5:55PM
a quarter says Chris Kelly has increased his periodic visits to his car, a.k.a. intraday booze breaks, tenfold. Everyone knows youre an alchoholic Chris. Man up and just drink at your desk. You deserve it with what youve gone through, covering up your boss's illegal trading activity, solicitation, fraud, tax evasion, etc. cmon have another scotch on all of the ex pirates. Just dont do it in private anymore. Thats just creepy and sad.
Posted by guest , Mar 12, 2008 6:02PM
Just look at her cheesy myspace pic in the new pirate uniform and imagine her bent over with her legs spread smiling at the camera through her knees. Oh and slathered in coco butter or ky jelly. Guaranteed thats her sugar profile pic. if shes even that classy.
Posted by guest , Mar 12, 2008 6:07PM
Hey, thats the future ex Mrs. Thomas R Hudson Jr. IV youre talking about! She's got a title after all.
Posted by guest , Mar 12, 2008 6:27PM
It really is just you against the world Tommy. You're either the world's biggest f**k up or you really pissed God off in a past life.
Posted by guest , Mar 12, 2008 9:18PM
YOU GUYS THINK SHE'LL GET A SPOT IN THAT MAUSOLEUM?? PS, i pissed on your beemer tommy and steph tran took a chinese dump on it.
Posted by guest , Mar 13, 2008 9:38AM
That is gross and fu**ing hysterical, but keep ST out of this. She's real good peeps.
Posted by guest , Mar 13, 2008 9:45AM
Headline should have read "Tom Hudson forced to recruit from Mechlenberg County Jail -wives & employees that is." Pic should have been Virginia Zampella's most recent mugshot.
Posted by guest , Mar 13, 2008 11:44AM
According to her linkedin profile she went to Oak Hill Academy -- if that's the hs basketball powerhouse then I wonder how many members of the basketball team she hasn't bonked! good work guys.
bootytrain
Posted by guest , Mar 13, 2008 2:40PM
ok, so basically theres a few possible outcomes...
1- hudson calls off the engagment because he realizes hiring and marrying a gold- digging criminal is bad for business
2- pirate capital closes its doors because all investors and fellow board of directors have learned tom hired and married said gold-digging criminal
3- virginia calls off the engagement after realizing tom is minutes away from losing it all. and really what would stop her, she could sell the ring and buy another mobile home
4- they have a horrible argument just days before the wedding about who gave who the clap. wedding postponed until antibiotics take effect
5- they have a beautiful ceremony at beamers and they both live happily ever after... or at least until trial
Posted by Formerly FEPWJ , Mar 13, 2008 6:35PM
Option #4 for sure....
Posted by guest , Mar 13, 2008 7:05PM
Heard the rehearsal dinner is at Cosmo's.
Posted by guest , Mar 13, 2008 7:22PM
My money is on 2 and 4
Posted by guest , Mar 13, 2008 7:33PM
She has to go through with it since she has nothing to go home to and cant work any legit job with a record. He will go through with it because hes too stupid to reaalize you dont marry a whore you just pay he for sex as you go. so #5
Posted by guest , Mar 14, 2008 8:51AM
Whats up with the shit eating grin in her dui pick? Never seen anyone so happy to be spending the night in a city jail.
Posted by guest , Mar 14, 2008 8:58AM
She's a perfect addition to Hudson's family.
Posted by guest , Mar 14, 2008 9:09AM
Let's everyone wish Virginia Zampella good luck at her court date on monday. Good Luck Virginia!!!!!!!!!
http://www1.aoc.state.nc.us/www/calendars.Criminal.do?county=999&court=BTH&defendant=zampella&start=0&navindex=0&submit=Submit+Query
Posted by guest , Mar 14, 2008 10:25AM
I wonder if Virginia Zampella told Tom she was just going home for a quick weekend visit or if Tom Hudson will be there in court to support his sweet little jailbird. That photo op would be priceless.
Posted by guest , Mar 17, 2008 12:29PM
Virgina's gonna get a li'l Cap'n inside
Posted by guest , Mar 17, 2008 5:33PM
Anyone have any info on the court date today? DYING over here!
Posted by guest , Mar 18, 2008 5:49PM
I’m fairly certain the DA amended the charges against Virginia Zampella to include Tom Hudson with at least 3 counts of 1st Degree Douchebaggery
Posted by guest , Mar 21, 2008 10:21AM
This guy is a joke - marrying someone he met online after such a short time. I can't believe that investors keep their money with him.....
Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2008 1:44PM
anyone heard that Pirate closing down?
Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2008 2:07PM
Pirate will probably have their electricity shut off by the end of April. Nice work Hudson.
Posted by guest , Apr 03, 2008 11:32PM
wow look at all the zampella activity now!
http://www1.aoc.state.nc.us/www/calendars.Criminal.do?county=999&court=BTH&defendant=zampella&start=0&navindex=0&submit=Submit+Query
Posted by guest , Apr 28, 2008 2:06PM
so what Hudson do with no fund and no one to yell and scream at as he did with all the employees, and even some investors, and just basically treat like crap because he thinks now that he is rich he can... I guess his kid should start wearing padding around teh house and I hope that this new girlfriend likes it rough...
Posted by guest , May 13, 2008 6:44PM
I'm guessing the big smile in the mug shot was her "get out of jail free" card. Ol' Mr. Hudson may be getting sloppy seconds to some Mecklenburg County Sherriff's deputy.
Posted by guest , May 13, 2008 6:50PM
http://www.classmates.com/profile/user/view/photos?registrationId=2656113
Please sign her guest register for Oak Hill. She's "class" of '97.
Posted by guest , May 14, 2008 3:54PM
I'm confused. If Ms. Zampella is a prostitute as has been alleged, why would Tom marry her when he could just write checks? I guess marrying her would be cheaper in the long run?
Posted by guest , May 14, 2008 7:21PM
rumor has it she already took the money and ran. i wonder how hudson explains his 4th failed marriage to his family. oh how proud they must be.
Posted by guest , Aug 09, 2008 3:05AM
I met Mr. Hudson, personally....off the net...i cant believe that i am reading this about him..wow
Posted by guest , Aug 09, 2008 8:09AM
If you met him personally and you weren't let in on his actual true life bs then watch out....hes notorious! It's true what they say. RUN!
Posted by guest , Aug 09, 2008 8:09AM
If you met him personally and you weren't let in on his actual true life bs then watch out....hes notorious! It's true what they say. RUN!
Posted by guest , Aug 09, 2008 8:09AM
If you met him personally and you weren't let in on his actual true life bs then watch out....hes notorious! It's true what they say. RUN!
Posted by guest , Aug 09, 2008 6:20PM
In his actual true life he has a new girlfriend. They were spotted quite a few times holding hands and kissing. Mrs Hudson #5? The world is not that bad after all...or maybe just full of dumb women.
Posted by guest , Aug 25, 2008 6:45AM
yes met in person...there is another one a new lady.
i live close to wear he lives, glad i didnt stick around to be dumped and replaced before the ink is even dry on the marriage papers.
hope he had a good prenup with the last one.
his new addition to the house is a hopeful way to get the ladies to stay and allow him to have his other sluts on the side. sometimes its embarressing to even think i wasted time, or energy on him after reading all these articals. Glad i wasnt able to become famous on here for messing with him lol
Posted by guest , Aug 26, 2008 12:35PM
Be very glad you got out while you did!He is barely over the last one and moving forward in mere months. what a poor pathetic bastard. stay far away or youll get burned!as for his house lol its a rendition of the last 3 lucky ladies.
Posted by guest , Aug 26, 2008 4:27PM
Hun, I think you actually regret you didn't have a chance to stick around. With your poor grammar, I don't think he would be interested anyway. After all, he is an educated person. Do yourself a huge favor...go back to school.
Posted by guest , Aug 26, 2008 4:28PM
Hun, I think you actually regret you didn't have a chance to stick around. With your poor grammar, I don't think he would be interested anyway. After all, he is an educated person. Do yourself a huge favor...go back to school.
Posted by guest , Aug 27, 2008 10:36AM
Hun...? What kind of english is that? Educated? Right, he's an asshole plain and simple. Have fun with him you two belong together. Disgusting.
Posted by guest , Aug 27, 2008 10:37AM
With all the trips, money, and gifts you'll receive i'm sure life will be completely tolerable. lol
Posted by guest , Aug 27, 2008 11:56AM
defending him huh?did look back on my post and see what your saying. A lot harde to check all that using my blackberry to write it. But come on, he doesn't pick the dumb ones....oh wait maybe so.
Have not had the chance to spot them out around town. Interesting to see what this one looks like, as well as age. He seems to go youngerwith each one.
Posted by guest , Aug 27, 2008 12:52PM
lol...you're actually pretty funny.
Posted by guest , Aug 27, 2008 12:52PM
and I would never defened that loser...
Posted by guest , Aug 27, 2008 12:53PM
and I would never defend that loser...
Posted by guest , Aug 27, 2008 12:53PM
and I would never defend that loser...
Posted by guest , Aug 28, 2008 9:30AM
Wow! Girl! You are really pissed at this guy...Using blackberry to post a comment? Couldn't wait to get to the computer, huh? LOL Yeah, thanks God I've never been that desperate;) By the way, reading all this it's very entertaining. Angry former employees and dumped exes. That's actually much better than soap operas. Haven't had a chance to meet famous Tom Hudson BUT now I'm genuinely curious LOL
Posted by guest , Sep 12, 2008 12:09AM
He is in a serious relationship...again...want to make some deals on the 5th marriage and when...
Posted by guest , Sep 25, 2008 9:26AM
That's an easy one it comes in a 5 step program::
1. as soon as every trace of Toms last fling is completely untraceable as if it had never existed so he doesnt even have to tell her.
2. as soon as she drops her whole life and surrounds everything that is Tom around her and NOTHING else. This involves moving in with him leaving everything and everyone behind for his life his taste his everything.But not his spending money thats only for him...whats left of it.
3. as soon as Tom can confirm she is able to reproduce properly and ASAP. Babies need to be made right away!!!
4. as soon as her whole life is in his complete control. Family, Friends, clothing, food, even what is watched on tv.
5. as soon as Tom makes sure this girl has no clue what a manipulative liar and con-man he is in life family and business.
Once these few steps are made sure of completion upon full inspection...when this girl is completely senseless to anything she will be ready to become that next blushing bride.....
Sign up now and you will get all this great stuff plus as a bonus well throw in the psychotic ex wife, spolied crybaby son, backstabbing mother and sister duo. And all those unforgattable nights with Tom Hudson....Can you feel the love!!!
Limited time only because this one moves FAST!!!!!
Posted by guest , Sep 25, 2008 8:22PM
Just to clarify...all those nights with Tom Hudson weren't that unforgettable... After so many exes he should have much better skills....I mean... REALLY! No money will ever recompense for loss in this department LOL
Posted by guest , Sep 26, 2008 6:30PM
Well said!! Ditto
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2008 8:36PM
I know virginia and tom .She was living pretty in a penthouse he was handing her money right and left!!!What an insecure idiot.You see karma is a bitch he and her are both in jail now,ton has no more sugar daddy money.The sad thing is he has a son alittle cutie.What kind of role model is he??loser!!!
Posted by guest , Oct 27, 2008 12:02AM
I have been to the "penthouse" Back when Holly was still running things. spent time with his son, seeing his new renovated home that is fit for someone to live alone.
In the bedroom department all is true as stated above. You would think with all these women he would be a good lover, but its all about him, and his needs. He sure makes you think for a split second that your special, and then you blink. But hey great learning experience!!!!
how is that hedge fund going now?? is he really in jail? for what?
Posted by guest , Nov 24, 2008 2:56PM
What a story! Does she have a record of searching out these kind of guys?
Posted by guest , Jan 11, 2009 4:38PM
they were married on april 18.
he served her with divorce papers at the end of may that were dated may 5.
he filed those papers in court the first week of june.
the divorce was finalized by october.
Posted by guest , Jan 14, 2009 3:09PM
Seen the latest activity? Arrested again, 1/3.
Everyone should have a hobby.
Posted by guest , Jan 15, 2009 4:44PM
http://arrestinquiryweb.co.mecklenburg.nc.us/ArrestAndCharges.aspx?FirstName=VIRGINIA&MiddleName=&LastName=ZAMPELLA&PID=260802&ArrestNumber=1394395&BrowseLastName=zampella&BrowseFirstName=virginia&BrowseArrest=&BrowseArrestDate=&BrowseLastDayArrests=
OINK OINK OINK apparently someone needed all the help she could get with her appearances...
Posted by guest , Jan 15, 2009 4:44PM
http://arrestinquiryweb.co.mecklenburg.nc.us/ArrestAndCharges.aspx?FirstName=VIRGINIA&MiddleName=&LastName=ZAMPELLA&PID=260802&ArrestNumber=1394395&BrowseLastName=zampella&BrowseFirstName=virginia&BrowseArrest=&BrowseArrestDate=&BrowseLastDayArrests=
OINK OINK OINK apparently someone needed all the help she could get with her appearances...
Posted by guest , Jan 15, 2009 4:44PM
http://arrestinquiryweb.co.mecklenburg.nc.us/ArrestAndCharges.aspx?FirstName=VIRGINIA&MiddleName=&LastName=ZAMPELLA&PID=260802&ArrestNumber=1394395&BrowseLastName=zampella&BrowseFirstName=virginia&BrowseArrest=&BrowseArrestDate=&BrowseLastDayArrests=
OINK OINK OINK apparently someone needed all the help she could get with her appearances...
Posted by guest , Jan 30, 2009 4:31PM
Seriously Holly, get a less obsessive hobby already. You're one to talk. How embarrassing.
Posted by guest , Jan 30, 2009 4:34PM
Seriously Holly, get a less obsessive hobby already. You're one to talk. How embarrassing.
Posted by guest , Mar 06, 2009 12:41PM
Holly..lol what a joke. Go beg for Tom to marry your skank ass. Since he couldn't commit to your sister. Sad how you have to behave to get him to notice you.
Posted by guest , Mar 06, 2009 12:41PM
Holly..lol what a joke. Go beg for Tom to marry your skank ass. Since he couldn't commit to your sister. Sad how you have to behave to get him to notice you.
Posted by guest , Mar 19, 2009 2:43PM
hahahaha it wasn't holly you idiots!
Please, Tom has plenty of haters who are more than happy to speak out...
want a list??