The FBI is investigating fraud, shares are down six percent, and two bulbs are burnt out in the fourth floor tanning bed but this story warms our hearts and assures us that things are just as they should be at premier mortgage lender Countrywide:
Mr. Mozilo said he had left a card in each Congressional office with a help line for constituents having problems with their loans. He added that if the number didn’t work, “call me — I take this very seriously.”
Nothing like hitting the ol’ stomping grounds of South Beach, sipping a few mojitos, all while screening calls from those “subterranean primordial pinkos!” He does care, depending on odd/even days…unless it’s opposite day. And then you’re straight fucked.
brilliant headline
anyone hearing grumblings about bear blowing up?
Poor Eliot!
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/10/nyregion/10cnd-spitzer.html?_r=1&hp&oref=slogin
No, only about spitzer getting blown (and apparently he paid for it).
Why am I not surprised that Spitzer likes hookers? He has two attractive daughters at home, why in Hell’s bathroom does he need to go pay for sex?
yeah. anyone could see that guy was a douche.