mozilo.jpgThe mortgage lender got sued again by the United States Trustee and while that is great news in and of itself, it’s not the cause of the celebration in the break room to which I am referring. No, the Funfetti cake and party hats were broken out by the boss man himself because this time the claim brought against the crooks was filed with the sunny Federal Bankruptcy Court in Miami, the United States Trustee for the Southwest region. And you know what that means—business y pleasure trip. Nothing can bring this guy down. I don’t even want to think about what’s going to happen when he finds out BJ’s is running a two-for-one sale on those reflector board things people used in the 60s.
Countrywide Is Sued Again by U.S. Overseer [Reuters via NYT]

Comments (10)

  1. Posted by guest | March 5, 2008 at 12:45 PM

    spellcheckmuch?

  2. Posted by guest | March 5, 2008 at 12:56 PM

    With looks like that, he should be running the Money Origination Bank (aka MOB). How are *you* doin’? Do ya need a loan? Really, really bad? Good, I’m here to help you out! Don’t worry about the terms – just sign here. You have a nice daugher, what’s her name?

  3. Posted by guest | March 5, 2008 at 1:01 PM

    wow 12:45 good move. You’re like the guy who stands up and heckles a professional comedian. Never a good idea.

  4. Posted by guest | March 5, 2008 at 1:05 PM

    I trade my own equities account and a TD Ameritrade rep asked me, “How’s that working for you?” without looking at the account growth, LOL.
    That’s how consultants belittle clients these days. They’ll ask, “..and how’s that working for you?”

  5. Posted by guest | March 5, 2008 at 1:09 PM

    Murdoch’s Journal editors don’t have much to do today so they come over here for some clever writing and then snipe at it.
    Journal editorial writers couldn’t get a job writing ransom notes.

  6. Posted by guest | March 5, 2008 at 1:56 PM

    @ 1:05
    Did you reply with “Fuck you, it doesn’t matter, you are still a TD Ameritrade rep”?
    -Nominate me

  7. Posted by guest | March 5, 2008 at 2:30 PM

    and bankruptcy. Dont be so sensitive sweet cheeks, I didn’t want to confuse the 15 people who still read this blog…

  8. Posted by guest | March 5, 2008 at 2:46 PM

    @ 2:30/12:45 (who just proved he is in fact “a little bitch”)– good one. idiot. more like upwards of half a million but you keep coming with those spelling errors!

  9. Posted by Lowly Assistant | March 5, 2008 at 3:00 PM

    @12:45:
    What is this “spellcheckmuch” you speak of? Googled it, got nothing. Cut/pasted it into my word doc, got red text. Please advise.
    @2:30:
    I’m confused by the confusion you’re trying to notify all 15 of us with. After dissecting the syntax of your statement, I’ve redlined portions, and cleaned it up a bit.
    “Please approach me on future matters with necessary kindness. I didn’t want to mislead your readership, which consists of 15 lucky individuals. Furthermore, after much research I’ve come to find you had also spelled the term ‘bankruptcy’ incorrectly. I’m simply trying to be as helpful as possible. Love;-)”
    Your mother probably stares at her coat hanger all day wondering what could’ve been.

  10. Posted by merkin capital partners | March 6, 2008 at 8:57 AM

    The assistant is implying she would have self-aborted you with a coat hanger. Probably the sharp end.

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