Bank of America’s chief executive Ken Lewis received $4.25 million in cash and $4.25 million in restricted stock for his 2007 bonus, less than half of his $18.5 million target. Know who else got screwed? Eliot Spitzer’s hooker, Kristen/Ashley. The intrepid entrepreneur was supposed to receive one million dollars to appear in a “non-nude” magazine spread and a “nude-nude” video clip for Girls Gone Wild, plus the possibility of joining the GGW tour bus. Founder Joe Francis took the money off the table when staffers informed him that after watching a few of their favorite DVDs over and over and over again, it’d come to their attention that they already had K/A’s ass on tape, so there was no need to cough up the cash ("It'll save me a million bucks," Francis told The AP. "It's kind of like finding a winning lottery ticket in the cushions of your couch"). Luckily, Hustler publisher Larry Flynt’s offer of a mill. to get naked still stands, and Lewis is reportedly in talks with Honcho to make up his gipped scratch.
Spitzer call girl already gone 'Wild' [Yahoo]
Bank of America Proxy Statement [SEC]
Posted by guest , Mar 19, 2008 3:41PM
Shocking.
Anyone see the post article where Joe Francis claims they sent her home because they caught her drinking underage? Ha! As if they don't pour vodka down those girls' throats through a funnel. She probably just got loose...
Posted by guest , Mar 19, 2008 3:42PM
Does this post fulfill the boob quota?
Posted by guest , Mar 19, 2008 3:45PM
hmm, seems they satisfied it on a technicality
Posted by guest , Mar 19, 2008 3:46PM
I'd pay $20 to see Bess nekkid, if it included a drink...
Posted by guest , Mar 19, 2008 4:01PM
@3:41
or she probably asked for $5000....
Posted by guest , Mar 19, 2008 4:06PM
I'm sure its no coincidence that the bikini pic she chose for her myspace page totally hides that oversized bellybutton she has. Seriously, that thing could be 6th base!
Posted by guest , Mar 19, 2008 4:17PM
You all joke, but I told you young female BSC-wannabe interns to listen to me. Do you know how many years it would've taken her to earn a mill working at some boring investment bank? Years! Working for yourself is where it's at! Why work hard for someone else's dreams? Making *someone else* rich? And what do you get from all your hard work - fired when 'upper management' gets hundreds of million and puts your sorry ass on the street!
Posted by Anonymous , Mar 19, 2008 4:40PM
4:17 the bitch is basically homeless, what's your point?
Posted by guest , Mar 19, 2008 5:23PM
Of all things Spitzer could do, he went bareback multiple times with a homeless druggie. Ugh....
Posted by BSD , Mar 19, 2008 5:37PM
@4:17 - who exactly in Bear's upper management GOT "hundreds of million" from the sale?
Posted by guest , Mar 19, 2008 5:40PM
She's made probably a half-mill already from royalties on her song downloads, and if she's smart she'll take the mill on offer from Larry Flynt. That might not sound like much to Manhattanites, but it's plenty for a young woman in any other part of the country. She could take that money and, I dunno, do something honest with her life, maybe go back to school and pick up some skills.
Anyway,something tells me prostitutes get a helluva lot more job satisfaction than your average two-year analyst at any ibank.
Posted by Anal_yst , Mar 19, 2008 5:42PM
@ 5:40
something tells me that $ is far more likely to be spent on lots of 'ski' trips, nights out with such classy luminaries as Lindsay Lohan and Brandon Davis, and other such noble pursuits...
Posted by guest , Mar 19, 2008 5:43PM
You are obviously an idiot. She will put it in her arm,up her nose or give it to her boyfriend who probably beats the shit out of her. (That's why she's a hooker.)
I agree with your point about working for yourself, but your example was horrible.
Posted by guest , Mar 19, 2008 8:52PM
@4:06
wow you're right with the gaping belly button. wonder if Spitz had to pay extra for that? doesnt sound too unsafe to me.
I'm a dude
Posted by guest , Mar 20, 2008 12:09AM
I think she resembles Erin B. Don't you think?
Posted by guest , Mar 20, 2008 8:39AM
what royalties from her song download? it is downloadable for free.
i thought we had all agreed to stop pretending she made a milion bucks on itunes.
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