Two Whores, Havin' A Chat

Posted by AJ, Mar 13, 2008 12:54PM

fakety fakeness

Posted by guest, Mar 13, 2008 1:03PM

Anl_yst, where were you yesterday at the dealbreaker drinks?

Posted by guest, Mar 13, 2008 1:13PM

surely someone here has friended tim and can vouch is this is true or false

Posted by guest, Mar 13, 2008 1:18PM

@ guest, but who knows if it's really ashley? anyone can make a facebook account.

Posted by Anal_yst, Mar 13, 2008 1:21PM

1-2 can check for us

and 1:03, I'd tell you where I was, but work was 1/2 of it, and the other half is just embarrassing in that it calls my status as a raging alcoholic and general degenerate

Posted by guest, Mar 13, 2008 1:23PM

That would be so cool if Timmay and Alex could hook up. It's no secret that Timmay likes the ladies (read his blog and how he's usually trying to get his picture with some babe). Assuming Timmay could get over the sloppy seconds (which wouldn't bother me), she's good looking and obviously knows how to put out. And they both come from humble beginnings - yet have had successful careers in their respective fields . Timmay apparantly has a thing for her - or why did he message with her? They can both live and work at home - screwing ALL DAY! Either in the markets or each other. Tell me when the invitations go out. I've never been to a Jewish ceremony. Timmay gets the hot girl (who is also now famous). Alex gets the rich, stable home she's always wanted. Would a TIMovie be far behind?

Horace K. Thornberg
Investor

Posted by Anal_yst, Mar 13, 2008 1:24PM

...into question, oops

Posted by a dead horse, Mar 13, 2008 1:36PM

I don't know which quote is my favorite...

"dupre, u gotta make some $ off this, more than just a few grand and a song, make some shirts on cafepress or somethin"

Yeah, he's right. Why make thousands when you can make tshirts that will earn you hundreds! It's investment tips like these that show why Tim Sykes is so successful and amazing.

"UPDATE 2: I am now having a conversation with Spitzer’s girl on Facebook, she’s not a big fan of my writing, but who cares, this is hilarious!"

Which is worse - that he cares what a prostitute thinks about his writing or that he is so excited to talk to a prostitute in the first place?

"i heard some programs are offering her $100k for her story, i’m getting it for free. this is why facebook rocks"

Yeah, you got the real story! Never mind that the programs are getting the story to make more money (investing, if you will) by using it to attract people to their shows. The "story" Tim got was a girl saying he lacks talent and that he has an old magazine cover for a profile picture. That's definitely the story I was looking for.

"actually this whole episode has been a great example of why my trading strategy works. i saw the breaking news, knew it’d blow up, so i bought into it and now i have a huge profit. hype works and it’s exploitable"

So Tim's trading strategy is to buy and sell hype? That doesn't sound like a pump and dump or a boiler room at all. More importantly, he has huge profit. HUGE PROFIT!!!! Or at least a quote from a hooker saying he's a bad writer. Same thing.

Thank God. I was worried that we were just going to have Tim Sykes, investor. Now we have Tim Sykes, investigative journalist, who will always get to the bottom of stories and make sure he knows what hookers think of him.

Posted by guest, Mar 13, 2008 1:41PM

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=8771737310

His awesome investigative journalism was a couple of wall posts on a facebook group called "Ashley Alexandra Dupre, On her side."

Posted by guest, Mar 13, 2008 1:42PM

Anal_yst

I will be in the city all next week, which happens to include St. Paddy's day. Taking into consideration your status as a "raging alcoholic and general degenerate", I would expect you could give me a few solid bar names.

The Mrs. will be with me, so Scores is definitely out of the picture.

-Nom me

Posted by guest, Mar 13, 2008 1:45PM

"Timmay apparantly has a thing for her - or why did he message with her?"

Given the number of hits her facebook page is receiving, he probably is hoping she will post a link to his website on her wall.

Also, as an aside, this hooker on facebook, do you think she even knows what a facebook is?? This is why I deleted everything from my account when they opened the platform up to anyone even if not affiliated with a university.

Posted by guest, Mar 13, 2008 1:48PM

wait, she has read Timmay's book? wtf??

Posted by guest, Mar 13, 2008 1:50PM

@1:42 If it doesn't stop Eliot, it shouldn't stop you. Drop her off at this nice store called Saks (it's on 5th Avenue - she'll love it!) and then go to the ATM (use your company's bank account), then enjoy some lap dances and be sure to drink one for the guv..err former guv! BE A MAN! I bet after a few hours, you'll both be happier - her with all her 'great new shoes' and you for your 'great new lap dances' (or more if you've got the skills).

Posted by ESguru, Mar 13, 2008 2:01PM

Completely Fake

Posted by TimothySykes, Mar 13, 2008 2:05PM

Still not sure if the person I was chatting was real or fake, but whoever it was, it's deleted its profile. Fakers don't delete profiles, they exploit them for all they're worth

Posted by guest, Mar 13, 2008 2:24PM

i like kristen/ashley. i think ppl should stop really bashing her as a "hooker" or a "whore". how many times do you go out, drop too much cash on a chick, get drunk and hook up? it happens all the time..whats the big deal that they cut out the "date" part of it? girl can hustle--she knows enough to keep her myspace and fb pages up and shes just TEASING the press by giving little blips but not the full on iview yet. also, she prob made more moeny/worked with high caliber ppl than if she did it via craigslist...

Posted by guest, Mar 13, 2008 2:40PM

LEAVE KRISTEN/ASHLEY ALONE!!!!!!!!!

--Chris Crocker

Posted by guest, Mar 13, 2008 2:48PM

Bess, I'm disappointed that you haven't gotten the exclusive one on one interview here yet. You were made for this.

Posted by guest, Mar 13, 2008 3:09PM

@2:24 I don't have a problem with her at all. So she had sex for money? Big deal. I have a much bigger problem with brokerage firms REALLY, REALLY screwing investors out of money. They're the REAL WHORES - only they're too stupid to see it (or admit it).

Posted by guest, Mar 13, 2008 3:21PM

Timmy

When are we going to hook up again? I never ever thought I would enjoy the sensation that comes with having another man snort coke off my scrotum.

Posted by KLW, Mar 13, 2008 3:25PM

@2:24--Retard, the big deal is that cutting out the "date" part makes it a crime, and not a victimless one. If you really think that the sexually abused 22-year-old was the one hustling the billionaire governor, then I'm sure you'd be perfectly all right if your daughter grew up to lead the same kind of life. After all, you meet a really high quality group of people when you're a call girl--those hotel encounters are practically informational interviews! She 's being called a hooker and a whore because of her occupation, not because she's a misunderstood entrepreneur.

Posted by guest, Mar 13, 2008 3:43PM

KLW,

You catty bitch.

Posted by guest, Mar 13, 2008 3:58PM

Who has a facebook conversation on their own wall? I think a 1k/hr lady of the night would hopefully be more sophisicated in the art of communication than that...claims that is legit are erroneous.

Posted by TimothySykes, Mar 17, 2008 5:18PM

Dear Idiots,

I am not a journalist--I'd slit my wrists before I ever devoted my life to following the actions of others--I teach how to profit from hype. Whether that means short selling a crappy penny stock after it's surged exponentially higher or showing how long hype can last when being the first to blog about AA Dupre.

I have no idea if that person I was talking to was real or not--and I don't care, kinda like the companies I play--most are fake! It's the patterns I'm interested in! And, this one little post got me 50,000+ hits, proving there are benefits to buying into hype, whether you believe it or not, early. Ready my follow up post where I said after the hype was gone to short my blog because it was just a pump and dump.

Class dismissed