Falcone Buys Penthouse Penthouse

falconepenthouse.jpgHarbinger Capital manager Philip Falcone just bought the Upper East Side apartment previously owned by print porn publisher Bob Guccione. The spread, located on East 67th street, includes 22,000 square feet, a solarium, an indoor pool, a theater, a “dance” room, servants’ quarters and an auto-fellatio deck. Though Guccione had hoped to sell the place for $59 million, it sat on the market for nearly six years due to what Corcoran VP Leighton Candler called “an odd energy...Whenever people brought in children, they were ready to leave,” which would explain Jeff Epstein’s reaction upon stepping foot in the place several years ago as a potential buyer (he lept backwards as though the marble floor was made of lava and girls over 18), and comment, “not if you were giving it away.” Falcone ended up paying $49 million in cash, out-pimping (and royally pissing off) Dan Loeb, who only shelled out $45 for his new pussy palace.


THE $49M TOWN HOUSE [NYP]
Bob Guccione's Old Mansion, Despite 'Odd Energy,' Closes for $49 M. [NYO]

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Posted by guest, Mar 05, 2008 5:25PM

auto-fellatio deck...oh Bess you slay me

Posted by guest, Mar 05, 2008 5:33PM

It must have blown him away.....

The Punning Linquist

Posted by KLW, Mar 05, 2008 5:34PM

They better drain that pool and sterilize it a couple dozen times, yech.

Posted by guest, Mar 05, 2008 5:37PM

Bob G used to get more ass than a commode lid.

Like Jerry Mathers' TV mom used to say, "Ward....you were a little rough on the Beaver last night...."

Posted by guest, Mar 05, 2008 5:38PM

thank you @ 5:37!

Posted by Anal_yst, Mar 05, 2008 5:42PM

Whens the housewarming party...

Posted by gatekeeper, Mar 05, 2008 6:12PM

Fuck that! when's the going away party?

Posted by guest, Mar 05, 2008 6:26PM

Seems like he should have tried listing it for 69 mill.

Posted by guest, Mar 05, 2008 7:08PM

I went bareback with Debra Harry in that pool circa 1983.

Posted by BSD, Mar 05, 2008 7:14PM

The place had a fucking solarium and the Moz didn't buy it? THIS is how much the man is giving up by not taking his well-deserved package, and yet he still has to testify, even if in Florida? For shame!

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