• 27 Mar 2008 at 4:55 PM

WHICH HEDGE FUND?

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Davis’ lawyer said his client, who is said to have serviced former Governor Eliot Spitzer, is a former hedge-fund worker.
And There He Ho’s Again [NYP]

Comments (34)

  1. Posted by guest | March 27, 2008 at 5:05 PM

    Since that’s a man, the answer is SAC Capital, obviously.

  2. Posted by IA | March 27, 2008 at 5:05 PM

    SAC
    Because she’s a tranny.

  3. Posted by BSD | March 27, 2008 at 5:09 PM

    you two beat me to the punch.

  4. Posted by guest | March 27, 2008 at 5:11 PM

    I’m sure she “worked” many hedge funds. just like the shoe shine guy would go from office to office, desk to desk.
    my god, her chest is huge. can hormone pills really do that?
    I’m a Dude

  5. Posted by guest | March 27, 2008 at 5:14 PM

    why is her/his crucifix upside down? and goying out there know?
    I’m a Dude

  6. Posted by girl | March 27, 2008 at 5:15 PM

    why bess why

  7. Posted by I am a Dude | March 27, 2008 at 5:18 PM

    she reminds me a bit of Bess Levin from Dealbreaker.com

  8. Posted by Investorcluzo | March 27, 2008 at 5:22 PM

    are those varicose veins on the mammary glands? damn! clearly this was not done professionally. perhaps she should have used the guys at the sears studio instead of the kid with a.d.d. who promised to do the photo shoot for a quick grope of her – as dave chapelle would say – tittaaayes. beyatches!

  9. Posted by guest | March 27, 2008 at 5:23 PM

    looks good to me i’d do her/him

  10. Posted by guest | March 27, 2008 at 5:26 PM

    it is truly bizarre. scary, actually.

  11. Posted by guest | March 27, 2008 at 5:59 PM

    Timmay’s newest employee/manager?

  12. Posted by NomadTrader | March 27, 2008 at 7:10 PM

    Dude, there isn’t enough tequilla in the world that ……

  13. Posted by guest | March 27, 2008 at 7:15 PM

    obama wants to double the capital gains tax rate.
    this is good for hedge funds, no?

  14. Posted by guest | March 27, 2008 at 7:21 PM

    Maybe she/he should have been on the cover of Vogue with that big negro basketball player. Can’t you just picture that big black chopper sliding between those two mountains.

  15. Posted by guest | March 27, 2008 at 8:25 PM

    I just spit out what I was drinking when I read the Vogue/King Kong reference. You just made my day.

  16. Posted by guest | March 27, 2008 at 9:05 PM

    Obama is a f*ing idiot. Enough with this moron already. He has really nothing going for him except his blackness. Change — what change? Is color change such a huge deal for America?

  17. Posted by guest | March 27, 2008 at 9:31 PM

    yes color change is such a huge deal in America.

  18. Posted by guest | March 27, 2008 at 9:51 PM

    I don’t support Obama, but do I think he’s got more going for him than his “blackness.” He’s obviously very confident and intelligent, and a hugely successful politician.
    I did think his “economic policy” speech is pretty vague, although it had a little more to it than the speech John McCain delivered on the same subject.
    I once heard it said that John McCain made his money the old-fashioned way: he married it. McCain admits he hasn’t bothered with much economic thought in his seventy plus years.

  19. Posted by guest | March 27, 2008 at 11:01 PM

    9:05 – you, sir, are an idiot.

  20. Posted by guest | March 28, 2008 at 3:21 AM

    Date: January 26th, 2008 9:49 PM
    Author: HIZZLA CAPITAL PARTNERS
    NEW YORK – HIZZLA CAPITAL PARTNERS ANNOUNCED A STEEP CUT IN ITS STOCK DIVIDEND AND ANOTHER BIG INVESTMENT BY FOREIGN INVESTORS ON TUESDAY AFTER TAKING MORE WRITE-DOWNS RELATED TO SUBPRIME LITTLE DEBBIE SNACK CAKES AND POSTING A $9.83 BILLION LOSS FOR THE FOURTH QUARTER.
    BEGINNING WHAT IS EXPECTED TO BE A GRIM WEEK FOR FINANCIAL COMPANY EARNINGS, HCP SAID IT WAS WRITING DOWN $22.2 BILLION BECAUSE OF SOURED INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH MOCHA LATTE-RELATED INVESTMENTS AND BAD OREOS.
    THE NEW YORK-BASED GIANT HAS HIRED BIG HIZZLA LAW, LLP TO CONDUCT INTERNAL INVESTIGATIONS INTO TEH HIZZLA-SIZED LOSSES.
    FACING RISING EXPENSES AND DEEPENING LOSSES, HCP IS EXPECTED TO EMBARK ON A MAJOR COST-CUTTING CAMPAIGN THAT COULD RESULT IN AT LEAST 4,000 LAYOFFS IN THE FIRM’S ALTERNATIVE SNACK CAKE AND BAR- O -CHOCOLATE BUSINESSES. THOUSANDS MORE COULD BE IN THE OFFING IN THE COMING MONTHS.

  21. Posted by guest | March 28, 2008 at 4:50 AM

    I’m not saying anyone should pay for that. Or any other slucket for that matter.
    But if you’re insinuating you wouldn’t put’er in the Laborghini on lunch break, tell her to slouch low out of sight in the seat, take her to the Hudson Hotel and do something humiliating to her and then return to work and erroneously short sell 7500 shares for a loss like nothing ever happened, you’re lying.

  22. Posted by guest | March 28, 2008 at 5:09 AM

    @ 9:05 & @ 9:51-
    Almost forgot- you have to be kidding about Obama, right? Did you not hear what the fellow said about making regulatory bodies more streamlined to account for the approach to risk which typifies Wall in 2008? When did you get to NY?
    I entreat you to compare the percentage of market activity related to hedge funds now and the percentage of the same in 2000 or so. Then figure in the fact that regulation has remained largely the same for decades. Then figure in the fact that the Bush admin has been particularly laissez faire on even this brittle, increasingly irrelevant regulation.
    @ 9:05, Obama is approx. 1500-2500X smarter than you could ever hope to be. I made an estimated guess about your IQ from your post.
    @ 9:51- You are absolutely right about McCain. Did you hear that speech? Reading a few paragraphs one of his advisors copied from a macro textbook. From Keynes’ days. An enormous joke. If McCain is qualified to be Pres, then so am I by FAR. And so is Flava Flav. So you are voting for Hillary, I take it? I am quite curious about this; not being a fan of Obama, I somehow can’t see you voting for someone not quite as sharp and who has mostly cheated off of Obama’s paper when it comes to innovation on matters of policy…please do divulge your pick.
    John Carney. Why didn’t you cover Obama’s vaguely vague speech? I actually logged in to DB to see your take on it.
    Sincerely,
    Lamborghini Guy

  23. Posted by guest | March 28, 2008 at 5:19 AM

    @ 9:51
    also one last thing. I attributed some of the speech’s vagaries to the mass audience it’s inevitably going to reach outside of the Wall St. types in the auditorium.
    Also, McCain did make his money the old-fashioned way: in 1988, off of the Savings and Loan scandal. Lincoln Fi’s improprieties were like $3 billion plus. He facilitated, then received some trickle from it before it folded. What’s more old-fashioned than that?

  24. Posted by guest | March 28, 2008 at 7:46 AM

    Presidents don’t make big economic decisions by themselves. Do you guys even live in America?

  25. Posted by guest | March 28, 2008 at 8:24 AM

    is that the boob goblin from titopolous?

  26. Posted by guest | March 28, 2008 at 8:46 AM

    @8.24 — you made me spill coffee here, but she made me spill some cream….

  27. Posted by guest | March 28, 2008 at 9:46 AM

    That thing is negative 2 diamonds.

  28. Posted by guest | March 28, 2008 at 9:47 AM

    I think this is the chick Kenny was seeing when he was ‘cheesin’ really hard in the most recent South Park episode.

  29. Posted by guest | March 28, 2008 at 9:56 AM

    @ Anal_yst
    MS Paint? As my graphic designer wife would say, why don’t you attach some word art to that craptastic editing job.
    Re Obama’s speech. These econ speeches are dumbed down to the lowest common denominator. Not to go overboard with elitism(?), but sometimes people forget that most of us in the finance/trading community are the top 5% of income earners and education. Half of you don’t even know where to look for the other 95% of Americans, nonetheless have any idea as to the low IQ level of the average person.
    @ 8:25 Where can I pick up one of those harnesses for the neighborhood strays? I too would like to battle in titopolous.

  30. Posted by guest | March 28, 2008 at 10:01 AM

    @5:09 AM (!! – what are you, in FX?) That Obama 1,500x smart comment. If you work, you should know that its the B students that win at the end of the day, cause leadership is about winning the hearts and minds of others. Not having the highest IQ.

  31. Posted by guest | March 28, 2008 at 10:12 AM

    @947 – sure is. when the cat pee wore off, she looked like this
    http://www.nypost.com/seven/03272008/news/regionalnews/hookers/photo11.htm

  32. Posted by guest | March 28, 2008 at 12:16 PM

    Will no one answer Bess’ question?
    Clearly, the maximum fun answer would be:
    Cramer’s old fund. It would add some delicious context to Cramer’s crocodile tears interview.

  33. Posted by guest | March 28, 2008 at 2:02 PM

    you guys catch the jousting match in the breatuary?

  34. Posted by Cincinnatus C | July 12, 2008 at 4:48 PM

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