WHICH HEDGE FUND?

Posted by IA, Mar 27, 2008 5:05PM

SAC

Because she's a tranny.

Posted by BSD, Mar 27, 2008 5:09PM

you two beat me to the punch.

Posted by guest, Mar 27, 2008 5:11PM

I'm sure she "worked" many hedge funds. just like the shoe shine guy would go from office to office, desk to desk.
my god, her chest is huge. can hormone pills really do that?
I'm a Dude

Posted by guest, Mar 27, 2008 5:14PM

why is her/his crucifix upside down? and goying out there know?
I'm a Dude

Posted by girl, Mar 27, 2008 5:15PM

why bess why

Posted by KLW, Mar 27, 2008 5:15PM

Whoever does her Photoshop ought to lose his job; her left breast is actually bleeding into the fabric of her dress. Gotta be a little judicious with the image stretching tool there, dude.

Posted by I am a Dude, Mar 27, 2008 5:18PM

she reminds me a bit of Bess Levin from Dealbreaker.com

Posted by Investorcluzo, Mar 27, 2008 5:22PM

are those varicose veins on the mammary glands? damn! clearly this was not done professionally. perhaps she should have used the guys at the sears studio instead of the kid with a.d.d. who promised to do the photo shoot for a quick grope of her - as dave chapelle would say - tittaaayes. beyatches!

Posted by guest, Mar 27, 2008 5:23PM

looks good to me i'd do her/him

Posted by guest, Mar 27, 2008 5:26PM

it is truly bizarre. scary, actually.

Posted by guest, Mar 27, 2008 5:59PM

Timmay's newest employee/manager?

Posted by NomadTrader, Mar 27, 2008 7:10PM

Dude, there isn't enough tequilla in the world that ......

Posted by guest, Mar 27, 2008 7:15PM

obama wants to double the capital gains tax rate.

this is good for hedge funds, no?

Posted by guest, Mar 27, 2008 7:21PM

Maybe she/he should have been on the cover of Vogue with that big negro basketball player. Can't you just picture that big black chopper sliding between those two mountains.

Posted by guest, Mar 27, 2008 8:25PM

I just spit out what I was drinking when I read the Vogue/King Kong reference. You just made my day.

Posted by guest, Mar 27, 2008 9:05PM

Obama is a f*ing idiot. Enough with this moron already. He has really nothing going for him except his blackness. Change -- what change? Is color change such a huge deal for America?

Posted by guest, Mar 27, 2008 9:31PM

yes color change is such a huge deal in America.

Posted by guest, Mar 27, 2008 9:51PM

I don't support Obama, but do I think he's got more going for him than his "blackness." He's obviously very confident and intelligent, and a hugely successful politician.

I did think his "economic policy" speech is pretty vague, although it had a little more to it than the speech John McCain delivered on the same subject.

I once heard it said that John McCain made his money the old-fashioned way: he married it. McCain admits he hasn't bothered with much economic thought in his seventy plus years.

Posted by guest, Mar 27, 2008 11:01PM

9:05 - you, sir, are an idiot.

Posted by Anal_yst, Mar 28, 2008 12:08AM

So KLW i took a closer look @ the picture, looks like the photoshop work was actually done in mspaint (evidenced by the poor moustache-smear, or the apparent tattoo-smear technique on the left forearm and elsewhere). He/she/it might also want to fire the 'makeup' artist (presumably procured at the costume store?) also, the wig-rigger should be shot, I mean, even "max" cordero has a better toupee than that!

Posted by guest, Mar 28, 2008 3:21AM

Date: January 26th, 2008 9:49 PM
Author: HIZZLA CAPITAL PARTNERS

NEW YORK - HIZZLA CAPITAL PARTNERS ANNOUNCED A STEEP CUT IN ITS STOCK DIVIDEND AND ANOTHER BIG INVESTMENT BY FOREIGN INVESTORS ON TUESDAY AFTER TAKING MORE WRITE-DOWNS RELATED TO SUBPRIME LITTLE DEBBIE SNACK CAKES AND POSTING A $9.83 BILLION LOSS FOR THE FOURTH QUARTER.

BEGINNING WHAT IS EXPECTED TO BE A GRIM WEEK FOR FINANCIAL COMPANY EARNINGS, HCP SAID IT WAS WRITING DOWN $22.2 BILLION BECAUSE OF SOURED INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH MOCHA LATTE-RELATED INVESTMENTS AND BAD OREOS.

THE NEW YORK-BASED GIANT HAS HIRED BIG HIZZLA LAW, LLP TO CONDUCT INTERNAL INVESTIGATIONS INTO TEH HIZZLA-SIZED LOSSES.

FACING RISING EXPENSES AND DEEPENING LOSSES, HCP IS EXPECTED TO EMBARK ON A MAJOR COST-CUTTING CAMPAIGN THAT COULD RESULT IN AT LEAST 4,000 LAYOFFS IN THE FIRM’S ALTERNATIVE SNACK CAKE AND BAR- O -CHOCOLATE BUSINESSES. THOUSANDS MORE COULD BE IN THE OFFING IN THE COMING MONTHS.

Posted by guest, Mar 28, 2008 4:50AM

I'm not saying anyone should pay for that. Or any other slucket for that matter.

But if you're insinuating you wouldn't put'er in the Laborghini on lunch break, tell her to slouch low out of sight in the seat, take her to the Hudson Hotel and do something humiliating to her and then return to work and erroneously short sell 7500 shares for a loss like nothing ever happened, you're lying.

Posted by guest, Mar 28, 2008 5:09AM

@ 9:05 & @ 9:51-

Almost forgot- you have to be kidding about Obama, right? Did you not hear what the fellow said about making regulatory bodies more streamlined to account for the approach to risk which typifies Wall in 2008? When did you get to NY?

I entreat you to compare the percentage of market activity related to hedge funds now and the percentage of the same in 2000 or so. Then figure in the fact that regulation has remained largely the same for decades. Then figure in the fact that the Bush admin has been particularly laissez faire on even this brittle, increasingly irrelevant regulation.

@ 9:05, Obama is approx. 1500-2500X smarter than you could ever hope to be. I made an estimated guess about your IQ from your post.

@ 9:51- You are absolutely right about McCain. Did you hear that speech? Reading a few paragraphs one of his advisors copied from a macro textbook. From Keynes' days. An enormous joke. If McCain is qualified to be Pres, then so am I by FAR. And so is Flava Flav. So you are voting for Hillary, I take it? I am quite curious about this; not being a fan of Obama, I somehow can't see you voting for someone not quite as sharp and who has mostly cheated off of Obama's paper when it comes to innovation on matters of policy...please do divulge your pick.

John Carney. Why didn't you cover Obama's vaguely vague speech? I actually logged in to DB to see your take on it.

Sincerely,
Lamborghini Guy

Posted by guest, Mar 28, 2008 5:19AM

@ 9:51

also one last thing. I attributed some of the speech's vagaries to the mass audience it's inevitably going to reach outside of the Wall St. types in the auditorium.

Also, McCain did make his money the old-fashioned way: in 1988, off of the Savings and Loan scandal. Lincoln Fi's improprieties were like $3 billion plus. He facilitated, then received some trickle from it before it folded. What's more old-fashioned than that?

Posted by guest, Mar 28, 2008 7:46AM

Presidents don't make big economic decisions by themselves. Do you guys even live in America?

Posted by guest, Mar 28, 2008 8:24AM

is that the boob goblin from titopolous?

Posted by guest, Mar 28, 2008 8:46AM

@8.24 -- you made me spill coffee here, but she made me spill some cream....

Posted by guest, Mar 28, 2008 9:46AM

That thing is negative 2 diamonds.

Posted by guest, Mar 28, 2008 9:47AM

I think this is the chick Kenny was seeing when he was 'cheesin' really hard in the most recent South Park episode.

Posted by guest, Mar 28, 2008 9:56AM

@ Anal_yst

MS Paint? As my graphic designer wife would say, why don't you attach some word art to that craptastic editing job.

Re Obama's speech. These econ speeches are dumbed down to the lowest common denominator. Not to go overboard with elitism(?), but sometimes people forget that most of us in the finance/trading community are the top 5% of income earners and education. Half of you don't even know where to look for the other 95% of Americans, nonetheless have any idea as to the low IQ level of the average person.

@ 8:25 Where can I pick up one of those harnesses for the neighborhood strays? I too would like to battle in titopolous.

Posted by guest, Mar 28, 2008 10:01AM

@5:09 AM (!! - what are you, in FX?) That Obama 1,500x smart comment. If you work, you should know that its the B students that win at the end of the day, cause leadership is about winning the hearts and minds of others. Not having the highest IQ.

Posted by guest, Mar 28, 2008 10:12AM

@947 - sure is. when the cat pee wore off, she looked like this

http://www.nypost.com/seven/03272008/news/regionalnews/hookers/photo11.htm

Posted by guest, Mar 28, 2008 12:16PM

Will no one answer Bess' question?

Clearly, the maximum fun answer would be:

Cramer's old fund. It would add some delicious context to Cramer's crocodile tears interview.

Posted by guest, Mar 28, 2008 2:02PM

you guys catch the jousting match in the breatuary?

Posted by Cincinnatus C, Jul 12, 2008 4:48PM

check out this photochop:

http://www.nypost.com/seven/03272008/news/regionalnews/hookers/photo10.htm