• 03 Mar 2008 at 5:21 PM

Write-Offs: 03.03.08

By Bess Levin

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Comments (11)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | March 3, 2008 at 5:57 PM

    I have a slot machine I’d like to show her… All she has to do is keep pulling the lever and I just know she’ll get a large payout soon enough….if ya know what I mean.

  2. 2
    Posted by Lowly Assistant | March 3, 2008 at 6:05 PM

    Chiquita’s right. When the economy turns to shit, casinos gleam like heaven with ashtrays.

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | March 3, 2008 at 6:25 PM

    Julie is hot.

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | March 3, 2008 at 6:40 PM

    I would like to have a sandwich with Lindsay and Julie. They can bring their own buns and hot sauce, while I’ll bring some hot meat and Italian “mayo”…at least that’s what I’ll tell them it is while their swallowing it. I know they both like ‘em FOOT LONGS!

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | March 3, 2008 at 6:52 PM

    Forget Lindasy. Lindsay is dead to me.

  6. 6
    Posted by AJ | March 3, 2008 at 7:41 PM

    Wow, love the ending. Great tits.

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | March 3, 2008 at 7:52 PM

    “i’d like to see what would be left if people wouldn’t comment on my hair and my outfit and my tits” maybe people would stop commenting on them if you stopped wearing push up bras and low-cut shirts.

  8. 8
    Posted by ESguru | March 3, 2008 at 9:32 PM

    Damn. I get called out for staring at her tits over the internet. That shouldn’t be possible.

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | March 3, 2008 at 10:10 PM

    “The seedy but lucrative world of legalized gambling”
    …she means investment banking, right?

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | March 4, 2008 at 2:03 AM

    Ron Blarney, whatevs happened to the commercial you were going to buy on Fox?

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | March 4, 2008 at 9:28 AM

    A fellow is playing Wheel of Fortune slots at a casino at 3:00 am one morning when a well dressed young man approaches him and says, “Say, aren’t you a debt trader for Silverman Baggs? Guy says, “Why yes I am.”
    Well dressed guy says, I’m a debt trader for Chingada Capital and I have a big problem. My wife just got a call that her grandmother is near death at a hospital in Houston and Continental wants $850.00 cash for a “bereavement fare” to get her there. I was wondering if I could borrow that $850.00 from you and pay you back when I get back to the office…?”
    The Silverman Baggs guys says, “Hey…wait a minute…How do I know you won’t go gambling with the $850.00 if I loan it to you…?
    Chingada capital guys says, “Oh no…don’t worry…I have plenty of gambling money…”

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