Write-Offs: 03.12.08

Posted by Bess Levin, Mar 12, 2008, 5:07pm

$$$ Thought Process Flowchart: Eliot Spitzer [23/6]

$$$ Eliot Spitzer once returned a $50,000 campaign contribution from a political supporter who was charged in 2006 with paying women for sex. [TSG]

$$$ As of midnight last night, the highest bidder for call girl Kristin’s true story was Extra, with a price tag of $100,000. [Guest of a Guest]

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Posted by guest, Mar 12, 2008 5:17PM

Epstein and Spitzer cellmates!!!!!

Posted by guest, Mar 12, 2008 5:27PM

Is it possible that Kristen = Maximilia?? OMG.

Posted by guest, Mar 12, 2008 5:43PM

Is that 100k all-in? So 94.5k for the interview and 5.5k for the re-enactment?

-Schmooze

Posted by guest, Mar 12, 2008 5:48PM

What the hell is this anime crap in the ads section?

Posted by guest, Mar 12, 2008 5:49PM

$100K is too low - her story should be worth more. Does it include nude pics?

Posted by Gordon Gekko, Mar 12, 2008 6:12PM

KLW, jesus...great find. She's got that hot JAP look...Bess, your people's cover is blown, where are you on this one??

Posted by Lowly Assistant, Mar 12, 2008 6:23PM

Those Belmar girls on the shore are nothing but skanks and sharks. Spitzer may as well jumped onto a pile of syringes in Coney Island...

I call for a one-on-one game: Spitzer vs. Magic Johnson. It'll be like John Rogers vs. Jordan, but with cocktail pills and a lot of itchy skin.

Posted by guest, Mar 12, 2008 6:24PM

THAT is what 5000 bucks gets you?? I mean I can see the innocence thing (as opposed to slutty thing) going on there, but 5 grand! I actually feel sorry for her looking at her photographs and reading about her. Maybe THAT is what got Spitzer off - dominating and destroying something desperate. Kinda makes sense.

Posted by AJ, Mar 12, 2008 6:46PM

nypost.com has a better picture on the front page. Maybe not worth $4k, but $1k maybe...

Posted by Bulging Bracket, Mar 12, 2008 6:49PM

Her myspace is up for now. Shot of her in St. Tropex looks really good.

Posted by Bulging Bracket, Mar 12, 2008 6:51PM

Myspace has a larger, better version of the Post photo, as well as one or 2 others that look good. From the Times article, it makes sense why she was doing this rather than being a mistress.

Posted by guest, Mar 12, 2008 7:03PM

Dang no camel toe

Posted by guest, Mar 12, 2008 7:06PM

"what destroys me, strengthens me." - Kristen

Taken from her MySpace... it all makes sense now, Spitzer destroys her for an hour or two - $5k-$10k in her pocket.

Posted by guest, Mar 12, 2008 7:11PM

Manhands ALERT!!!

Posted by TheUnrepentantGunner, Mar 12, 2008 9:06PM

Hey now, dont be dissing my belmar.

I realize I'm not exactly classy, but Bar A is fantastic.... just be sure to double-bag it... always.

Posted by Gordon Gekko, Mar 12, 2008 10:03PM

Even better fullsize pictures from Valleywag

http://valleywag.com/367166/alleged-spitzer-escorts-myspace-page

Posted by guest, Mar 12, 2008 10:17PM

@ Gekko-- 'kristen's' hands look eerily similar to those of BL from the Fast Money party.

Posted by guest, Mar 12, 2008 11:05PM

"I am all about my music, and my music is all about me..."

I'd bet any amount of money she'll be getting a record deal out of all this publicity...

Posted by client_9, Mar 12, 2008 11:09PM

nyt article - kristen's mother:

“She is a very bright girl who can handle someone like the governor”

@ Bulging Bracket - that doesn't really look like st. tropez to me (or "st. tropex")

Posted by guest, Mar 13, 2008 12:37AM

Because remember, its just a mean, untrue stereotype that girls from broken homes end up with drug habits, abusive boyfriends, homeless sucking dick just go get by...

Posted by Bulging Bracket, Mar 13, 2008 1:01AM

On her Myspace she claims it's from St. Tropez (damn typos, at least I'm not getting paid for this). Meh, it's a boat in a sunny port, and given what she's been doing, somewhat believable.

Posted by guest, Mar 13, 2008 2:16AM

Doesn't anyone think this is all just unbelievably sleazy and sad? "Kristen" is working as a prostitute, and her mother remarks "she is a very bright girl who can handle someone like the governor ... " Her mother sounds delusional and grandiose. Great "best friend." "Kristen" posts she has some kind of abuse in her family history, and has herself abused drugs. God knows what that means. Eliot Spitzer: educated at Princeton, Harvard Law, father worth $500 million; Kristen: no apparent education, can't afford to pay her rent or hire a lawyer. Nice story.

Posted by Bulging Bracket, Mar 13, 2008 2:42AM

Just saw "Kristen's" brother (??) on CNN [go late night modeling exercises]. Hilariously stereotypically Jersey and Anderson Cooper was making fun of his ridiculous bridge & tunnel ass. Awesome!

So the best week ever! We are all going to gain 20lbs from eating so much popcorn and far too many celebratory drinks, but oh so much fun!

Posted by guest, Mar 13, 2008 6:17AM

I've had better for free!

Posted by Bulging Bracket, Mar 13, 2008 7:41AM

Unbelievably sleazy and sad? Well Spitzer's involved, so of course it's sleazy. Then add 10 years worth of whoring and at least 80 grand dropped. "Kristen" sounds like she's had a sad life, and combined with the wanton destruction of Spitzer's family life it is pathetic.

But come on, it's Spitzer!!!! Bastard deserves so much worse. Langone was absolutely right!

Posted by guest, Mar 13, 2008 12:07PM

Its absolutely not St. Tropez

The Yachts in St. Tropez are 12 stories high

Its florida or some jersey shlock

This IS St. Tropez

http://www.pbase.com/nickviv/image/72172324

Posted by Bulging Bracket, Mar 13, 2008 3:25PM

Wow that's such an amazing picture of simply huuge boats. You've totally proven that there is no way that her picture on the bow of an actual yacht (i.e. sail powered) could ever been taken in St. Tropez because real ballers have 40 or 50 foot power yachts. They are the epitome of wealth, privilege, and nautical prowess.

Either that, or you're an idiot with no experience of France, sailing, and anything coming close to touching that life. Shut up and focus on your boiler-room in Kansas you putz!

As I mentioned, it's kind of hard to tell if the shot really is from St. Tropez, but there are lots of red roofs, some decent size yachts (Tom Perkins/ Roman Abromovitch level ones don't exactly make it in any harbor, never mind one as old as that of St. Tropez) and vaguely appropriate vegetation. Do a GIS of the town, and you'll see all sorts of different size boats in harbor, especially sailboats. Even Tom Perkins wants to sail something a little smaller than the Maltese occasionally - cause, you know, you might actually want to be out on the sea without a crew. Never mind all the runabouts, and runabouts for the runabouts, that all super-yachts carry.

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