In the clip above, Fox Business Contributor Father Morris and FBN anchor Alexis Glick shoot the shit about the Vatican’s seven new mortal sins, “some of which relate to business.” Obviously “accumulating excessive wealth” (and the many CEOs who’ve recently done so) was going to be the hot topic but we were extremely disappointed that SpitzorSwallows didn’t at least get some air time. You’d think the Father would’ve wanted to bring the sinner du jour up if only to make the Church look good (note the distinction, people, between non-sins committed by Catholics (touching small boys) and sin-sins committed by Jews (fucking of-age hookers)). And it’s not like FBN, whose main goal in life is to find the business angle in Penthouse spreads, would have a problem going there. We’re going to give everyone the benefit of the doubt and assume that off-camera, a lively discussion took place vis-à-vis which offenses Big E could get nailed on. At the very least: violation of fundamental rights of human nature; morally debatable human experiments; and my personal favorite, environmental pollution (assuming the “not safe” activity was no condom, he spread that demon seed).
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can we focus on the more important issue, namely, that Eddie is back in rehab again and “rescheduled” the concerts later this week, arghhhhh
“……lively discussion took place vis-à-vis which offenses Big E could get nailed on…….”
“…..Get nailed on.” And involving to a Catholic priest.
Brilliant…..Bess are you aware of these pearls hidden in the wordsmithing or are you and idiot savant?
Not to harp on things but there has been nary a peep on Bear Stearns. Prosecutors have flipped one of their former higher ups and their stock is trading at 1990s levels and no one has even made one remark about the biggest competitor to Lehman Brothers.
Is “Thou shall not molest little boys” and “If Thou are Pope Thou shall not cover everything up” on the list?
Im catholic, and I feel guilty about something… well almost everything.
I have remorse.
When was the last time a jew felt guilt?
The catholic church can judge anyone… LOL… between sex scandals, child abuse and a Pope who is a former Nazi (Hitler Youth, TRUTH)… Throw in Magdaline Sisters Convents (prisons) which promoted slave labor throughout the world, as well as abuses too Evil to mention here against “wayward” young women, of which the last was closed in 1998 (yes John Paul “the Saint” was aware of this slave trade and abuse) they are batting 1000. the Catholic Church should be disbanded… As a former Hitler Youth, although perhaps repentant and a different man today he should have recused himself from the running… that’s what a REAL man of God would have done… they are a biggotted bunch, who promote racism of the worst sort and STILL give total absolution and total Confidentiality to the Mafia (good Catholics ALL of them)… of course as long as the donations keep pouring in… Good Luck World!