Deny it all you want but I know it’s been a longstanding fantasy for many of you to be the son (by marriage) of a bankrupt, overly tanned businessman who’d fuck you for a nickel, steals coins that spill out from the one-armed bandits when the blue hairs hit the jackpot in AC, requests gold crowns at the dentist, fetishizes feet, and has never once lost at bocce (for the non-Gasparinos in the group, that’s lawn bowling). Today, there’s a glimmer of hope that that fantasy could become a reality– Donald Trump spawn Ivanka is single! She and real estate “mogul”/New York Observer owner Jared Kushner are finished, and rumor has it, she’s looking for consolation in the form of a first year analyst. Now’s your chance! And if that doesn’t work out, Angelo Mozilo has a daughter, as well.
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Ivanka is badly in need of a facial. Yes, that kind.
Smoking sluty rich hot. Better than Paris or Nicky.
No contest.
I am so down with her, ive seen her out on multiple occasions and she is smokin hot
I would rather beat off with sandpaper. Can you imagine what she must be like in bed??? OK, I’ll give you the fact she’s hot but her personality and attitude leave a lot to be desired and I can’t even fathom having to relate to “The (fucking) Donald”, what as asshole.
@2:50 what the fuck is wrong with you?
okay, I’ve been staring at this post for like two minutes now, and haven’t read a single word, because my brain refuses to concentrate on anything other than the picture.
Well played, Bess. This should help your clickthroughs.
I dunno, I am stuck on this page, I have no reason to click on any further articles for the rest of the day. Unless you have a picture of Ivanaka drinking a MHL
@2:55– how, exactly, considering there’s no “click through” on this post?
oh no? click this.
http://men.style.com/slideshows/mens/standalone/gq/feature/050107/ivanka_trump/00001f.jpg
Shes not that hot, but probably very high maintenance. Not worth the aggro…NEXT!!!
Are you here to meet your soul mate or ‘get your jack on’ as someone said the other day.
Imagine ivanka with bess’ personality.
excuse me now, I need some private time.
She is beautiful. Plus, NY Mag claimed in an article on rich kids that she and bro are well grounded. Has something to do with mom’s european style of child rearing.
Lovely young lady. I’d spend my bonus on a $20 mil condo if she helped me break in the bed.
@2:59 – I clicked through because I was hoping there would be more pics in teh comment thread. and @3:00 delivers!
Jesus, having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal…
Just goes to prove the old rule that no matter how good looking or wealthy she might be, somewhere some guy is getting tired of it.
In my experience, rich girls who people always expect to be terrible in bed because they are spoiled, are actually fantastic because they embrace an epicurean lifestyle and really go to town on the pole. Of course I have never slept with someone quite so rich as a Trump.
@3:06 workin for you, bro. i know what you guys are looking for.
Personally, I would bend her over Daddy’s board room table and pound her from behind like a jackhammer at one those construction sites she’s toured.
Thadius R. Rogers
Trump Short Seller/Evaluator of Talent
@3:19 hahah so true.
I’d hit it!
/Dirty Sanchez
smokin’ hot.
After you wear the “new” off of them, they’re like a TV that only gets one channel. Oh, the hardships of being a player.
-”Smoove B”, Contributing Columnist for The Onion
I been there, done that. Ivanka is captain of the go team if you know what I mean. Im a big Thadius R Rogers fan by the way, funnya as hell.
second, Thadius is a great addition to the group.
@3:27, just trying to raise the literary bar around here in the topics about banging hot rich girls
Bess or Ivanka? And why…
Does anyone know if Trump’s son is a pitcher or a catcher?
I say catcher. His queer little smile gives it away.
Which trump building would you shish kabob this broad in, in what room/floor, and why?
I’m going with trump soho, before construction is finished, while theres welders goin to town for that sorta industrial C&C Music Factory/Madonna sorta thing (maybe wrong metaphor, but whatever)
You mean like when Homer takes Bart to the Man-Hole?
@4:28 No way. Not even when drunk. You guys need badly to get your gaydar fixed. GAnalYst
idk, in the pic in the post she’s got that Donald look, with the lower lip and all.
i may have a hard time
If you are only going to hit it one time anyway, why the eff do you give an eff if she has an attitude or is good in bed? If she’s bad you’re not going to be around long enough to get tired of it anyway.
I concur with GAnalYst.
His son is fugly.
-mrp
Feet are so hot!
Feet are so hot!