It shouldn’t really come as a shock that News Corp-owned Fox Business would encourage its employees to get all MySpacey on the corporate blog but hi-yo, Alexis Glick! The FBN anchor recently spent four days on vacation with her husband in London and posted about the trip this morning. You think you’re reading an interminably long and boring entry about two tourists going to football games, taking pictures of Buckingham Palace and using the word ‘bloody’ and then at the last second, the Glickster slips in an insinuation that those to had sex!
The best part of the entire trip was being with my best friend and husband! Our lives are so busy and when we’re home it’s about the kids, the job, building a house or taking on the world. Together we love to travel and this afforded us that opportunity to do some of the things we love doing the most. We got to sleep late, order room service and shut down the BlackBerrys, work e-mails and phone calls. I must admit when we go away, we do cut ourselves off from the world. For a moment it’s nice not to know what is going on in the world. If I’m pregnant, you’ll be the first to know :)
First off, let’s get one thing clear: that smiley face is hers, not mine. To that end, if this is to continue, please, Glick, cut the cutesy shit. If you’re going to be keeping us abreast of the comings and goings of your sex life, we implore you—NO MORE EMOTICONS. Just give us the facts, and, perhaps, some crudely drawn stick figure illustrations or video clips. If a dash of spice is necessary, feel free to dip into the reserve of strippers ‘Happy Hour’ has on call. Also, I hope you realize the dangerous precedent you’re setting. Next thing you know your colleague Neil Cavuto, jostling for airtime, is over-sharing with the information that he banged a couple of key grips before this morning’s broadcasting (M and F), and Charlie Gasparino is convincing network execs at CNBC to “put me on air fucking a horse.”
Beautiful London [The Glick Report]
How dare you say that about Charlie – Erin Burnett is not a horse, she just looks like one.
This implies her best friend and husband are the same person. My fervent hope is that she has a hot friend as a best friend and shes talking about drunken 3-sums in some hotel.
Sign me up.
“The best part of the entire trip was being with my best friend and husband!”
This is definitely a threesome. Only questions is MFF or MMF? Burnett? My money is on MMF.
From Sal Monilla:
http://nymag.com/news/business/46476/
As long as this leads to Erin Burnett-Bess Levin pr0n, I’m all for it.
3 holes – 3 guys? (or 2 guys and 1 girl with a strap-on or 1 guy and 2 girls or 3 girls) What….? As they say in jolly ol’ England – Tally Ho!
What was happening to Cruz didn’t seem all that subtle. She was seen as a ballbuster: “We understand that she is very fierce and enjoys shredding inflated reputations into small packets of confetti,” wrote a financial-gossip columnist around the same time that the pejorative “Cruz Missile” first appeared in the press.
Before me – who?
Dangerous precedent is right. Maria will now post how Dylan gave her a DirtySanchez when they were in L.A….while he was wearing the red shoes. There’s no place like home!
–BeckyBootFan
Some sort of pregnant emoticon would have been nice.
wish someone would send me and a guest on an all expense paid to London. Great city, but last time I was there the pound was like $1.80 and the prices were the same as the US (except of course they were in pounds). And now its worse.
Wouldn’t a more likely disease be “Honeymoon cystitis” – the uncomfortable bacterial infection that can affect women after frequent and prolonged sexual intercourse. I learned the term from my first college girlfriend who, being from Long Island, knew these things.
“I want the crab count…and I want it NOW!!”
-Sig
Will New London work? I hear it’s newer!
would one of our resident homos please shine their gaydar on Mr. Glick?
I’m afraid he’s repressed.
the name escapes me to this day, but the cause of the infection never will: ’caused by deep and frequent penetration’. oh college.
Someone needs to let Mrs. Glick know that she can’t get pregnant from space docking.
The only thing I’ve ever gotten from committing “deep and frequent penetration” is chafing, and Gold Bond Medicated powder is really great at relieving that.
Where is Mr Pink?
This thread is in need of some serious Snark…
~SEG
“deep and frequent penetration” – Isn’t that the point of intercourse? Although for most posters on DB, it is most likely shallow and brief penetration (if at all).
I got my Ben-Gay and Preparation H mixed up the other night in the power failure and now my fucking shoulder has shrunk up.
Bess….I like the way you have taken up the Hunter Thompson style. I am waiting for the first, “Hey Rube!” from you.
@2:37 I’m gonna say not gay. A gay boy wouldn’t be at a soccer match. He’d be at Anderson & Sheppard, Hilditch & Key. Looking at cufflinks at Longmire, wine at Berry Bros Rudd. Food halls at Harvey Nic’s. The real giveaway is the British Museum visit. Gayer choices are the Tate (both of them) and National Gallery. He is cute though, in an Edward Burns kind of way. GAnalYst
And I bet your rectum burns like a 1000 jalopenos…
Frequent? Hell, it takes me all night to do what I used to do all night.
My old daddy, rest his soul, used to say, “I come to Texas with a fiddle and a hard on….. and I still have the fiddle.”
-Jimmy Crack Korn, East Texas Gas Trader
Bess is just jealous, she can’t get any play…
Only thing I’ve done to a girl after “deep & frequent penetration” is UTI, at least a few times. I’m not a DR but I feel like thats relatively common outcome from a good jackhammering, no?
That wasn’t a girl.
Jimmy,
We might have some cousins in common…
~SEG
Where is EP?!!?!
For Becky Boot fan….who said Dylan and Maria were in L.A. together?
@3:36 – agreed, where is ep? bess has been working overtime today…perhaps, ep is tired of dealing with all the bull$hit from the “guest” posters calling her names. she took those digs personally.
If Becky Boot will check Cnbc Maria is in LA and Dylan is at NYSE. If not the case…then maybe some of the newsprint I have read lately could make “em and item.
Maybe her vacation is over.
even odds that Becky Quick blows Warren Buffett?
@hawk: I’ll take that action.
the Charlie Gasparino comment is a classic ( and scary )
the Charlie Gasparino comment is a classic ( and scary )
Oh man, Erin Burnett is sooo hot today and in red blouse!
Dylan was in L.A., now Maria Buttiromo is there. I’d say it’s a good chance she at least blew him in the Hertz VIP lounge in Chicago when they met in the midwest and laid over.
As for Becky Blowing Warren?…hell, you’d have to bet $135 to win $100. She’s the new GeezerPleezer since Liz Claman and her tits pulled stumps for FBN. Plus, Warren only buys what he understands…and how can you not understand Becky?
BeckyBootFan
For BeckyBootFan. You seem to have the poop on all the cnbc people. How is this….or is it an out of control empty head.? I know birds and bees…boy and girl…and Moon and June but, does everyone have to be fucking each other or only in your pea brain. I do believe Maria was doing Todd Thomson back in ’05, ’06 and up til getting caught. Only would like to know how that one was saved. Address it to “Bob”
Well Bob(guest), birds/bees, moon/June aside, if you’re not fucking someone in this world, then you’re getting fucked over. Take it for what you will.
BeckyBootFan
Becky Boot Fan……..apr 29 1;55pm….that sounds like experience to me. Good entry I like it. Bob(guest)
WcRwbM Thank you ever so for you blog.Really looking forward to read more.