• 04 Apr 2008 at 10:50 AM

Buy, Hold, Sell, Subjugate

By Bess Levin

Very exciting news for those of you like your analysis spicy, and delivered with whip and chain: your favorite analyst, and mine, has been promoted! Oppenheimer dollar dominatrix Meredith Whitney was made an MD yesterday. This means two things: the freedom to sexually harass subordinates, and to finally tell us what she really thinks of Citigroup without having to worrying about offending conservative higher-ups. Gloves off, people. Spikes on. Not sure who should be more frightened, Citi shareholders reading her reports, or the male members of the Summer ’08 associate class. Hopefully we’ll find out soon.

Comments (5)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | April 4, 2008 at 11:19 AM

    The grammar Dicks are going to have a good time with this one Bess.
    On another note, Meredith has been getting a mad amount of press for the past few months. What does her track record look like beyond the meltdown in financials?
    -Nom me

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | April 4, 2008 at 11:23 AM

    @ nom– oh no, she used two colons in post! grammatically correct colons but colons nonetheless!

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | April 4, 2008 at 11:41 AM

    11.19, Nothing spectacular.

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | April 4, 2008 at 11:44 AM

    Tipper Gore, MD

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | April 4, 2008 at 12:11 PM

    Meredith Whitney fills me with an aching need to be punished. Oh, Mistress Whitney, I’ll be your naughty, naughty little investment bank!

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