Even Meredith Whitney Is Going, "Okay, Now You're Just Being Silly"

So this little debate about when things will be good again-- Blankfein claims "We're closer to the end than the beginning," while Eclectica Asset Management's Hugh Hendry predicts financial stocks will take TWENTY FIVE YEARS to recover from the subprime incident. I don't know who to believe: Jew or hyperbolist (as you know, I'm partial to both). On the one hand, Blankfein reminded us recently that he's paid the big bucks to know what he's talking about. On the other, Hendry's estimate is just so much more amusing (which is really what this whole business is about, having a good laugh). Twenty five years? Most of you will be dead by then. I'll be 48 and still working for Carney at DB, and wishing I were dead. The only thing that could possibly get me through a life that would so closely resemble hell would be if Hendry's other comical prediction (which is not to say it won't come true, just that it makes me laugh) came to pass-- Citi trading at less than $10 a share.


Hedge funder Hendry on why we'll be down for 25 years [The Deal]
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Comments

Posted by big r, Apr 11, 2008 11:55AM

True or False, we still won't know what bess looks like in 25 years.

Posted by guest, Apr 11, 2008 11:57AM

thats hilarious, i'm pretty sure dave viniar had a similar comment in the 3rd quarter

Posted by guest, Apr 11, 2008 11:58AM

you mean Tipper Gore?

Posted by guest, Apr 11, 2008 12:05PM

what D.V. said in 3Q was "we are a lot closer to the bottom than where we were in the end of the second quarter," which is funny in that it was both obvious (yes 3q clearly has to be closer to the bottom than 2q if you have a negative slope) and wrong, in that it is now almost a year later and we are still wondering if we can see bottom

Posted by guest, Apr 11, 2008 12:22PM

so you're like...23?

Posted by guest, Apr 11, 2008 12:24PM

@12:22

you're quite the mathematician

Posted by lemmerdeur, Apr 11, 2008 12:27PM

Bess, I'll kill you for a dollar. I'll kill anyone for a dollar.

Act now, 'cuz if I lose my job, prices will go up.

Posted by guest, Apr 11, 2008 12:27PM

@12:22-- ding ding ding

Posted by guest, Apr 11, 2008 12:30PM

@12:22 I was thinkin the same thing. Based on her writing style, I would have guessed bessie girl was a little older. Seriously.

Posted by guest, Apr 11, 2008 12:35PM

Read the bio page... Bess graduated from Amherst like two months ago.

Posted by guest, Apr 11, 2008 12:37PM

@12:35-- may '06. making her...48...minus 25....23.

Posted by guest, Apr 11, 2008 12:42PM

Well, she could be like 29, Amherst is notorious for its slow, retarded students.

- Eph '07

Posted by guest, Apr 11, 2008 12:45PM

oh christ, who let the retarded williams kid (sorry for the redundancy) in?

Posted by BottomFellOut, Apr 11, 2008 12:45PM

Why does the Fed continue to lie about inflation?

Core inflation in most countries e.g. Australia is running at 4.6% and mortgage rates there are at 9.25%.

If rates were 9.25% in the US - it would take 25 years to recover.

Posted by guest, Apr 11, 2008 12:52PM

Didn't the CEO of GE report that all was well a few weeks ago? Ka-boom!!!

Posted by big r, Apr 11, 2008 12:53PM

guest @ 12:45 is bess. nice try.

Posted by guest, Apr 11, 2008 1:03PM

@12:59: If you read the big line at the top of the gawker post, just below the title, you'll note that it's written by that OTHER Bess Levin who's a blogger at Dealbreaker.

moron.

Posted by guest, Apr 11, 2008 1:06PM

Talking about the pic genius

Posted by Cov Lite, Apr 11, 2008 1:09PM

This site is full of 'tards

Posted by guest, Apr 11, 2008 1:15PM

Jessica Stam, genius.

Posted by guest, Apr 11, 2008 1:28PM

Bee, if you marry me now, I' ll be dead in 25 years and you'll still be a hot widow under 50.

Posted by Bess Levin, Apr 11, 2008 1:37PM

@Lemmerdeur: You're on.

Posted by guest, Apr 11, 2008 1:41PM

she's 38, eggs over hard

Posted by guest, Apr 11, 2008 1:50PM

this is awesome

Posted by guest, Apr 11, 2008 2:20PM

big r - Bess has done some video work for Dealbreaker. You just have to look.

That she's too young to remember that Citi has traded below $10/share in her lifetime should not be held against her.

Posted by guest, Apr 11, 2008 2:28PM

http://www.newsgroper.com/jeff-skilling/2007/12/11/bess-levin-would-be-the-best-christmas-bonus-ever

Bess beware fake jeff skilling is using fake your likeness

Posted by big r, Apr 11, 2008 2:41PM

we were so off w her age...

http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9B0CE6D71E39F93BA25753C1A963948260

Posted by guest, Apr 11, 2008 2:46PM

RIP Bess Levin. We hardly knew ye

Posted by guest, Apr 11, 2008 2:53PM

I think it's important that this is the fifth result on Google Image search for 'Bess Levin':

http://blog.trenchcoatsoft.com/images/it025.jpg

Posted by guest, Apr 11, 2008 2:57PM

does anyone know where the shiva is? (They have great food at those things).

Posted by guest, Apr 11, 2008 2:57PM

@2:53-- b/c it was used on a db post...notice that almost all the images that come up for best are pics that have been embedded on db.

Posted by guest, Apr 11, 2008 3:03PM

@2:57 - please stop trying to cover up for the fact that Dealbreaker is authored entirely by horny pandas.

Posted by guest, Apr 11, 2008 3:31PM

pandafuckers!

Posted by guest, Apr 11, 2008 7:25PM

who remember $12 oil?

It was '98 beeatches. Will be in the 20's within 2 years.

Posted by guest, Apr 13, 2008 12:12AM

Bess. You Rule!

Posted by guest, Apr 18, 2008 7:02PM

MANY people though Hugh was being a "hyperbolist" 18 months ago when he said oil would go to $100. He may be wild, but he's "berry, berry smart."

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