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Posted by NomadTrader , Apr 16, 2008 12:59PM
Are there any keynote speakers from Bear at this shindig? Would be a wild Q & A session after tea and crumpets.
Posted by Debter , Apr 16, 2008 1:00PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Fuck!
Posted by CNote , Apr 16, 2008 1:15PM
The cost of the seminar?
$3095.
Hold on a sec, 2800, no, 2650.
Wait, give me 2500 tomorrow.
Or, no, how about 2600 today, and then I'll pay you if it drops in value any more.
Or, how about, we loan you the money to pay for it? Yeah, 2500 at 30 day Libor plus... um... yeah... ...never mind.
Posted by guest , Apr 16, 2008 1:16PM
Other exciting seminars to look for:
Mortgage Underwriting by Angelo Mozillo
Securities Law by Martha Stewart
Party Planning by Dennis Kozlowski
Posted by bittergreen , Apr 16, 2008 1:23PM
CDO's allow you to gain access to a wide variety of assets (whether you want that exposure or not).
Posted by guest , Apr 16, 2008 1:25PM
I would definitely hear the Koz speak
Posted by guest , Apr 16, 2008 1:25PM
The Learning Annex is offering the same exact course, except they call their course 'Darts 101'.
Posted by guest , Apr 16, 2008 1:28PM
I wonder what blondie's up to while her hunk-o-junk is in the pen? It must get lonely for her some nights... being all alone.
(cue to the soft porn music)
Posted by Anal_yst , Apr 16, 2008 1:30PM
@ 1:16, keep it going
Natgas Trading to Win, by Brian Hunter (with special bonus ice-fishing lesson!)
Designing Robust Internal Controls, by Jerome Kerveil
Ladder Theory, by Adam Sender
Wall Street & Hollywood, by Richard Marin
Quantitative Bond Arbitrage, by John Meriwether
etc, ad nauseum...
Posted by guest , Apr 16, 2008 1:30PM
I wonder what Koz's cell mate is up to? It must get lonely...
(cue the gay porn music)
Posted by guest , Apr 16, 2008 1:34PM
"Taking Your Company To The Next Level: Going From $20 Billion To Zero in One Week" by James Cayne
Posted by guest , Apr 16, 2008 1:34PM
isnt Koz divorced now? doesnt that make him the most eligible bachelor at mid-state?
Posted by mrpink , Apr 16, 2008 1:40PM
The Secret Ingredient To My Success - Ping Jiang
Pricing Synthetic CDOs in Womens Clothing: A Man's Guide - Andrew Z. Tong
How to Care and Feed Your Gerbil - Kenneth Griffin
Tantric Sex Positions And The Fine Art Of Letterwriting - Dan Loeb
Who Moved My Cannoli! - Charlie Gasparino
Think, Grow and Be Motherfucking Rich, Bitch - Lloyd Blankfein
I'm Sorry - The Blog Writings of an Asset Management Leader - Richard Marin
Hotbox 101: You too, can do it! - James Cayne
The Last Laugh - Suckas! - Warren Spector
Oops, I Did It Again! - Ralph Cioffi
and for the best two:
How To Screw Up In Bond Spreads - Mr. Pink
Spread The Legs - A Guide To Bond[age] - Mr. Pink
Posted by guest , Apr 16, 2008 1:48PM
Moody's Training: All students get at least an A+.
Posted by Anal_yst , Apr 16, 2008 1:54PM
I think 1:48 wins, thats solid bro
Posted by guest , Apr 16, 2008 2:01PM
Is there anybody offering a seminar or training program on Mortgage Backed Securities? Maybe they could bundle the seminar on CDOs and MBSs for a discount.
Posted by guest , Apr 16, 2008 3:00PM
"Black Swan Dive" by Stan O'Neill
Posted by guest , Apr 16, 2008 3:24PM
Ta, Anal_yst.
Posted by guest , Apr 16, 2008 4:23PM
The Road to A Million and Back - Tammay!
Field Guide To 14 Yr Old South East Asian Transvestites - Ron Blarney
-NSD
Posted by guest , Apr 17, 2008 1:07AM
Loved the lists. Funny. Especially fine work, Mr. Pink!
Posted by guest , Apr 17, 2008 4:32AM
Debter's comment wasn't sophisticated but for some reason it made me laugh I think it just about sums up the whole credit/liquidy farce - oftenI think it can only be a dream and I will wake up to tell my wife the most unbelievable story re how bankers replaced street gangs as the scourge of the 21st century aided abetted and encourage by the Governments of the time and those masquerading as "regulators"