Hurry! Space Is Limited!

Posted by Debter, Apr 16, 2008 1:00PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Fuck!

Posted by CNote, Apr 16, 2008 1:15PM

The cost of the seminar?
$3095.
Hold on a sec, 2800, no, 2650.
Wait, give me 2500 tomorrow.
Or, no, how about 2600 today, and then I'll pay you if it drops in value any more.
Or, how about, we loan you the money to pay for it? Yeah, 2500 at 30 day Libor plus... um... yeah... ...never mind.

Posted by guest, Apr 16, 2008 1:16PM

Other exciting seminars to look for:

Mortgage Underwriting by Angelo Mozillo

Securities Law by Martha Stewart

Party Planning by Dennis Kozlowski

Posted by bittergreen, Apr 16, 2008 1:23PM

CDO's allow you to gain access to a wide variety of assets (whether you want that exposure or not).

Posted by guest, Apr 16, 2008 1:25PM

I would definitely hear the Koz speak

Posted by guest, Apr 16, 2008 1:25PM

The Learning Annex is offering the same exact course, except they call their course 'Darts 101'.

Posted by guest, Apr 16, 2008 1:28PM

I wonder what blondie's up to while her hunk-o-junk is in the pen? It must get lonely for her some nights... being all alone.

(cue to the soft porn music)

Posted by Anal_yst, Apr 16, 2008 1:30PM

@ 1:16, keep it going

Natgas Trading to Win, by Brian Hunter (with special bonus ice-fishing lesson!)

Designing Robust Internal Controls, by Jerome Kerveil

Ladder Theory, by Adam Sender

Wall Street & Hollywood, by Richard Marin

Quantitative Bond Arbitrage, by John Meriwether

etc, ad nauseum...

Posted by guest, Apr 16, 2008 1:30PM

I wonder what Koz's cell mate is up to? It must get lonely...

(cue the gay porn music)

Posted by guest, Apr 16, 2008 1:34PM

"Taking Your Company To The Next Level: Going From $20 Billion To Zero in One Week" by James Cayne

Posted by guest, Apr 16, 2008 1:34PM

isnt Koz divorced now? doesnt that make him the most eligible bachelor at mid-state?

Posted by mrpink, Apr 16, 2008 1:40PM

The Secret Ingredient To My Success - Ping Jiang

Pricing Synthetic CDOs in Womens Clothing: A Man's Guide - Andrew Z. Tong

How to Care and Feed Your Gerbil - Kenneth Griffin

Tantric Sex Positions And The Fine Art Of Letterwriting - Dan Loeb

Who Moved My Cannoli! - Charlie Gasparino

Think, Grow and Be Motherfucking Rich, Bitch - Lloyd Blankfein

I'm Sorry - The Blog Writings of an Asset Management Leader - Richard Marin

Hotbox 101: You too, can do it! - James Cayne

The Last Laugh - Suckas! - Warren Spector

Oops, I Did It Again! - Ralph Cioffi

and for the best two:

How To Screw Up In Bond Spreads - Mr. Pink

Spread The Legs - A Guide To Bond[age] - Mr. Pink

Posted by guest, Apr 16, 2008 1:48PM

Moody's Training: All students get at least an A+.

Posted by Anal_yst, Apr 16, 2008 1:54PM

I think 1:48 wins, thats solid bro

Posted by guest, Apr 16, 2008 2:01PM

Is there anybody offering a seminar or training program on Mortgage Backed Securities? Maybe they could bundle the seminar on CDOs and MBSs for a discount.

Posted by guest, Apr 16, 2008 3:00PM

"Black Swan Dive" by Stan O'Neill

Posted by guest, Apr 16, 2008 3:24PM

Ta, Anal_yst.

Posted by guest, Apr 16, 2008 4:23PM

The Road to A Million and Back - Tammay!

Field Guide To 14 Yr Old South East Asian Transvestites - Ron Blarney

-NSD

Posted by guest, Apr 17, 2008 1:07AM

Loved the lists. Funny. Especially fine work, Mr. Pink!

Posted by guest, Apr 17, 2008 4:32AM

Debter's comment wasn't sophisticated but for some reason it made me laugh I think it just about sums up the whole credit/liquidy farce - oftenI think it can only be a dream and I will wake up to tell my wife the most unbelievable story re how bankers replaced street gangs as the scourge of the 21st century aided abetted and encourage by the Governments of the time and those masquerading as "regulators"