LIBusted

Suddenly, once some sunshine is beamed in their general direction, a host of banks clear their throats and look down at their shoes before reporting LIBOR closer to the "shadow interbank money rate market." The revelation was so dramatic that it apparently caused a 5.4 magnitude earthquake in Illinois this morning.

This spurs many questions, one of which is not "Gee, I wonder if they were artificially depressing LIBOR," since the answer to that is actually painfully obvious. More interesting is who runs the membership committee for the various "shadow markets" I have increasingly heard about and why haven't I gotten an invitation to apply?

There's this shadow interbank money rate market, there's the "shadow economy," "shadow government statistics," and "shadow prices." I feel like there is this whole hidden shadowy world to discover. Very depressing. I never got to go to the "no girls allowed" treehouse club either.

And, frankly, it's kind of a bummer. Now that it has been exposed, the Shadow LIBOR market will vanish.

LIBOR Surges After Scrutiny Does Too [WSJ]

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Posted by guest, Apr 18, 2008 1:38PM

You can still join the Ron Paul Fan Club. He wants to be your friend. Lots of lonely and depressed and angry people have joined Ron Paul Fan Club. At least judging from the posts I've read and his supporters I've seen. And if that doesn't work out (because you either like Blacks, Jews, Hispanics, or Catholics), the Stevie C. Fan Club is seeking new members. But you've got to know the local Twinkie delivery guy though and be able to get free samples for fellow club members.

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Posted by guest, Apr 18, 2008 3:03PM

Yes. I am also guessing that the 'bitter' Ron Paul Fan Club members are 'clinging' to copies of Ayn Rand's books. Those damn idiots.

Sigh. Wish they could understand 'Messiah of Change's (aka Hope Pope's) message. Then the world would be paradise and we would all be working on communal farms, living in communal houses and eating from communal kitches. There would be equality all around.

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Posted by guest, Apr 18, 2008 3:08PM

I'm looking to blow out early...the top drawer won't cut it in this weather. Where will be the best spots to catch some thigh/cleavage this afternoon?

(respectfully, I am not looking for favorites of GAnalYst or Mr. Pink)

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Posted by guest, Apr 18, 2008 3:11PM

at the time when risk is being adjusted, it always seemed odd that LIBOR was dropping - spreads of course were increasing, but still it didn't quite make sense.

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Posted by guest, Apr 18, 2008 3:11PM

And molesting communal boys and girls in those communal houses after having a communal meal? What.....? It's not like the guy was a Nazi or anything. Am I right or am I right?

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Posted by guest, Apr 18, 2008 3:12PM

Are the lawns open at any of the parks yet? Sometimes, on a nice day, I'll just go sit in the park, watch the young, tanned girls in their bikinis, and masturbate furtively.

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Posted by guest, Apr 18, 2008 3:18PM

In my experience, whenever you encounter hot guy legs and chests, girl thigh / cleavage is usually not far away. I would say therefore that you should head for Central Park, behind the Met Museum. Hot hot straight boys there, some hairy, some not, but generally with that I-used-to-play-LAX look that I love. I havent looked closely at the women, but I know there are lots of them there. Some must be good. If it doesnt work out, check out the Courbet exhibit in the museum. Amazing. GAnalYst

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Posted by guest, Apr 18, 2008 3:24PM

I guess they were trying to keep their floater borrowers in business. Let's see what impact this has on corporate default estimates.

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Posted by guest, Apr 18, 2008 3:24PM

The sunbathers at Mad. Sq. Park have some surprisingly good ass and cleavage, and you can use the Shake Shack bag on your lap to hide your furtive masturbation.

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Posted by guest, Apr 18, 2008 3:25PM

and the dripping grease to help the cause.

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Posted by guest, Apr 18, 2008 3:31PM

And when the girls ask, just tell 'em its 'special sauce'.

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Posted by mrpink, Apr 18, 2008 4:54PM

LOL...

I love Battery Park ;)

-mrp

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Posted by JorgeCad, Apr 18, 2008 8:27PM

LIBOR is alot like the "London Gold Fix". It is directional and not to be trusted.

Stupid bitches if I have to point this out. You don't think it's manipulated?

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Posted by guest, Apr 19, 2008 2:10AM

@3:11pm, @3:03pm was making a satirical reference to Obama, not the Catholic pope.

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Posted by guest, Apr 19, 2008 12:32PM

EP, I am sorry to say that you will continue to be excluded from all the best gatherings.

http://www.cartoonbank.com/item/32207

Sorry.

- ?

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