Comments on: LOL? More Like ROFLMAOWPIMP!

By: guest

guest — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 07:38:17 +0000

@9:49-
the news seems to focus mostly on jpm and their interests in the pb unit at bear.
do you think they will expand the pb unit to have more of a global presence, and compete with the likes of say, morgan stanley?
where does bear pb have the most influence, client and trade wise – domestic? latin america? asia?

By: guest

guest — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 21:56:06 +0000

The Other Guy from Delaware…I took a brief break from Investment Banking and looked at Internet Porn for awhile.
I’m back now though.
That chick Muffie…Is she really a 3-holer?
The Guy from Delaware

By: guest

guest — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 20:58:10 +0000

Diablo…you stupid fuck, who do you think cleans up and straightens out all of the deals you and your fellow WOPs fuck up??? The answer is our court system in DE.

By: Sledgehammer

Sledgehammer — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:42:37 +0000

It was a strange event. JPM crew led by Neil Sherman and Steve Black and some other guy who spoke only once (Hernandez?).
Seething anger amongst feeble attempts at bonding.
Bear crew led by Mike Minikes. Lots of HFs represented and a lod of Bear PB Sales and Relationship Managers shitting their pants.
Minikes is trying to get everyone to stay but most have one foot out the door.

By: guest

guest — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 04:33:57 +0000

@9:49pm. I’m intrigued by the Bear/JP Morgan dinner. Who was there? And why was it held? It sounds like a horrible social ordeal, like Alan Schwartz and Jamie Dimon being seated next to one another while being (inexpertly) grilled on Capitol Hill. Is JP Morgan trying to build bonhomie with Bear Stearns so they can figure out how the businesses are run?

By: guest

guest — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 04:00:14 +0000

@ 10:38 – Yep. Slice and dice. Let ‘em walk when done. I luv this stuff!
The Other Delaware Guy

By: guest

guest — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 03:38:47 +0000

Hey other delaware guy – if you’ve been entertaining babes since 5:30 how come you’re posting now…they leave?
(I’m in a different time zone)

By: guest

guest — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 03:27:01 +0000

diablo – Dude. You posted at almost 9 pm. Are you still in your cube? Lite weight! I have been entertaining babes since about 5:30 pm. Believe me, I have not been lazy, bitch. You must be one of those lowly analyst types. What a shame. Some day, if you survive, you might have my kung fu, grasshopper. Until then, grovel in my general direction, dill weed!
The Other Delaware Guy
PS: Bess – I’m the man for you!!!!

By: guest

guest — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 02:49:05 +0000

@2:39: I am very clued into Pb. These geniuses just let the money come in without reinvesting in the product. Bear knows how to hustle, true, but they have no idea what goes on outside of the US and that has handicapped them for a very long time.
everyone put their heads in the sand and waited for all of it to go away.
they have no idea of what is ahead of them.
ideally, jpm’s task is to do this with no people from bear there at all.
if you could have seen the bear/jpm dinner the other night: when one dines with wolves it is moot if one is guest or entreee

By: guest

guest — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 02:27:38 +0000

@diablo – I’m not from DE and I tried to get an ID, – so went to Edit profie, but it asks for my URL… I do have a blog, but it makes no sense to link it here, so what to do? I think the tech on this site is wacky, or I am. I logged in only once as a guest and now I’m logged in forever as guest I guess. Maybe DE people have the same prob. Love to have a snappy moniker – anonymous guest

By: diablo

diablo — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 01:48:43 +0000

Too many guys from DE here signing up as guest. I say lets ban the guests until they get their own id, lazy bums.

By: guest

guest — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 01:35:49 +0000

Jamie Dimon’s accent was from the New York area — I’d say it was a Long Island accent. Hard “g”s. I was thinking he would be a little more well-spoken than he was. I know he has HBS in his background, so I was expecting a little more polish. Schwartz was in a terrible position and came off surprisingly well. Yes, Bernanke’s voice was occasionally shaky, but his testimony was very credible. Cox is kind of a dud and I can see why they left him out of the big decision-making.
I don’t think the Bear Stearns people will be laid-off until the April 8th shareholder vote and the deal becomes final. It just doesn’t make sense to do it before then. But then the floodgates will open, sorry to say.

By: guest

guest — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 00:44:15 +0000

@7:22 – Blow me *sshole. Why don’t you go to the Chelsa pier and bend over? Enjoy…..

By: guest

guest — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 00:23:15 +0000

Hey , you losers from Delaware …. go f%ck yourselves … chimps

By: guest

guest — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 00:22:54 +0000

Hey , you losers from Delaware …. go f%ck yourselves … chimps