We know our readers are among the sharpest. (Notice I didn’t define my sample universe). We also know you are up for a challenge after a long, hard trading day. So this little contest should only be vaguely difficult. Name the financial instrument depicted in the attached chart.
Winner will get dinner with the famous DealBreaker writer…
John Carney.
1-2-3 Go!


Trombone
Fred Jackson
Senior Vice President
Bear Stearns
Fred, Please remit funds for a new laptop. I spit my coffee all over my monitor and keyboard. That’s classic!
Looks a bit rusty.
rice forward contracts
Skin flute?
Little Jimmy Cayne
BSC Holdings
My energy business
Davis Edwards
Senior Managing Director
Bear Stearns
Hey Jimmy, the question was what is what financial instrument is depicted in the chart not which instrument of yours hasn’t been played in the last 40 years. Get with the program.
Dennis, we all know you are bullshitting us. Nothing BSC has touched in the past year has gone up so guess again.
Is that the rise in Jamie Dimon’s pants when he stole BSC?
Spitzer’s account balance at Empire, in thousands.
Stop stating the obvious. I know the difference between a musical and a financial instrument, dipshit. Sorry, but I’ve been hotboxing my new Chevy Nova that I got after I traded in the S-Class last week.
Little Jimmy Cayne
I believe that graph represents the bank account balance of a Ms. Dupree before and after meeting a certain guv. Did I win a prize or something?
M. Bloomberg
Size of my penis after EP walks into my room at the Mayflower.
Eliot Spitzer, Esq.
2/10 year CTD spread?
Blackstone
BSC CDS?
Timmay’s AUM?
Low of $.05, high of $111.05. Yep, I nailed it.
-NSD
The number of redemption requests in John Meriweather’s mailbox.
Sincerely,
Nassim Taleb
$5 strike march corn calls
The Answer:
Sept08 S&P500 put options with a strike price of 1350.
Popularity of Doctor Representative Ron Paul after people realized 90% of Americans have no sense of personal responsibility?
MHL’s consumption chart in the universe.
“Size of my penis after EP walks into my room at the Mayflower.
Eliot Spitzer, Esq.”
Now you are scaring me. Bit too close to home.
gam lou mAi!
ching bo ma ngo gok :)
inches of snow at Tahoe this winter?
April 08 $100.00 crude oil calls
“Winner will get dinner with the famous DealBreaker writer…
John Carney.”
That’s SO mean!! Way to make fun of poor John…
Aw hell, ep, give us another.
Or just award the booby prize to 6:49 for cleverest answer.
@7:03 no, I don’t think it is
mortgage paper. there’s no volume this year, so it’s just one or two transactions to print a high value just to show a paper profit…
ARS
Minutes a day I spent on my resume.
GOOG puts?