Working late and feeling suicidal? Let a bathrobe-clad Tim Sykes, and threat of TimTV, help you finish the job.
(Or, on the brighter side, help you realize that you could’ve turned out a number of ways and this wasn’t one of them.)
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NH BLG_DEALBREAKER <GO>
to access Dealbreaker
The fact he uses “bubbled” segues is disheartening.
However, Tim ruining my glory days of dancing in a warehouse with big pants and a glowstick to Daft Punk is unfuckingacceptable.
What more must he take? What more.
Oh just wait kids, I’m just getting warmed up…maybe if my strategy wasn’t now up 50%+ in 6 months, my book and DVD sales bumpin or my website getting more popular by the day I’d quit…..nahhhhhhhhhhhh, I’d do this anyway, too much fun to save suckers from believing all the penny stock/industry BS!
To think of how sticky that couch must be…Ewwwww. I wonder why he had the computer out while wearing a bathrobe? Yea, just checking his investments…?Yea, that’s all. Or not. Let’s just say that I expect Timmay was long a few seconds after the video ended. Ewwww…
Tim you raging F-tard. YOUR strategy may be up “50% in 6 months”, but what you fail to realize is that the stupid schmucks with $20k sitting around trying to follow your strategy probably don’t have NEARLY the amount of free time you do. While it pains me to say this, you very well may be good at what you do. Unfortunately most people don’t have hours/day (hell even hours/week) to devote to “research” required for profitable trading.
Timmay – *anything* that pains Anal_yst is good.
ANAL_yst, if you weren’t such a typical wall street schmuck, u might’ve realized my blog is all about how badly i screw up, even while profiting…just about every time, i take my profits too quick, my strategy is ideal for part-timers as my readers do better than me!
I’d rather read fictitious posts from Muffie for 12 hours straight than another 2 minutes of tim sykes.
Tim I have read your posts, and of the few things that I don’t mind about you, your (sometimes too) honest approach is one of them. Unlike some, I don’t just blanket criticize, I like to look around and understand what I’m criticizing.
Until I see some solid evidence to the contrary, your “strategy”, its underlying assumptions, and your shameless self-promotion (amongst other things) continue to suggest that you, sir, are the schmuck.
@ Anal_yst Spoken by an expert who really knows what it takes to be one. I’m still just glad that I made your life by referring to you as an a-hole. And once again, you, sir, are welcome. At least Timmay, in his strange and often annoying way, does try to help investors learn.
@ 7:27
WTF? I wasn’t aware I had acnowledged the comment @ 6:40, unless, of course, you are actually Tim
Of course this comment will make alot more sense if you read my comment on the “remove EP and Muffie” community board…
Also, if you read 1-2 Knockout you’d realize that I too sometimes write posts to help investors. Of course I realize that unlike me, you’re just talking out of your ass
@Anal_yst
Let’s get it straight. Timmy’s ass does not talk and a damn good thing that is. Otherwise we would have to put up with it blabbing and bragging about all the cocks that have been in it.
can someone please explain to me who this douchebag with a website and an $18,000 portfolio is?
@8:54 – Tim Sykes of Wall Street Warriors. He was the startup hedge guy. Note, not a good show and that has nothing to do with Tim or anyone else. It’s weird oddball coverage of different people on or somehow associated randomly with Wall Street (think trading strategy based on astrology – I kid you not).
My 2 cents – at least Timmay has personality. I can cut some slack for people that provide me occasional humor.
I cut Timmy slack for the same reason I cut Liza, Barbara, and Bette slack. I love me some Jewish Bitches.
I cut Timmy slack for the same reason I cut Liza, Barbara, and Bette slack. I love me some Jewish Bitches.
Someone needs to introduce this kid to /B/ & Dealbreaker needs to stop putting this dolt on the frontpage.
TimmyBoy–If you can intro me to that hot lawyer babe and give me some assurances that after dinner and a few drinks her head will be bobbing up and down in my lap, I can almost guarantee you that my firm will put some money with you.
Tim do you really believe that there is some kind of industry conspiracy to keep penny stocks down?
Haha thanks but I’m not looking to raise any $ anytime soon
no industry conspiracy, just industry dynamics that have created such opportunity in penny stocks…and you forget i’m not encouraging people to invest in these POS companies, i’m teaching people to short them when they spike due to pumping from stock promoters and idiots like TheStreet.com:
http://timothysykes.com/2008/04/18/why-i-just-shorted-eden-bioscience-corp-eden-thestreetcoms-factually-inaccurate-pump-and-dump/
and CNBC:
http://timothysykes.com/2008/04/14/on-cnoa-cnbc-aids-and-abets-penny-stock-promoters/