Opening Bell: 4.25.08

arbyslogo.jpgArby's owner buying Wendy's for $2.34 billion in stock (AP) Wendy's won't have to worry about investor Nelson Pelz pushing them around anymore. That's cause he's going to own the company. Pelz' company Triarc has agreed to pay $2.34 billion for the fast food chain, which has been struggling of late. Among its longstanding problems: the death of Dave, who charmed audiences in his commercials. He was probably the best-known restaurant founder to appear in commercials since the mustachioed bald man in the Dunkin Donuts commercials. That was his place, wasn't it? Amusing fact about Wendy's: the company cited money spent on looking for ways to boost his share price as an excuse for its profit slide in its latest quarter. Pathetic.


Load Up the Pantry (WSJ)
This is from a couple days ago, but in light of the topic du jour, thought it was worth pointing out that a columnist at the Journal recently called for Americans to stock up on food. The best is his first line: "I don't want to alarm anybody, but maybe it's time for Americans to start stockpiling food." It's one of those things: if you say you don't want to alarm anybody, you're about to say something alarming. Anyway, good thing he's (just) talking about food and not telling fox to stockpile their dollars under their bed.

Microsoft Net Falls 11%; Outlook Low-End (WSJ)
This earnings season continues to confound the analysts. Everyone seemed to think that Google would come in light. It didn't and the stock added a fifth of its value. With Microsoft, everyone assumed the company would show all kinds of upside. It didn't. It wasn't horrible, but light-ish. Meanwhile, the company made its strongest noises to date that it could walk away from the Yahoo bid if Yahoo keeps holding out. Will they? At this point, it's still a little hard to believe, but Yang & Co. have to be a little nervous.

Ford Posts a Profit, Surprising Wall Street (NYT)
You know what we're going to say: don't believe it. Ford says it made a profit of $100 million, so they can take a bow for that. But come on. The company lost $15 billion over the last couple of years, and it expects to go back into the red for the remainder of 2008. So to believe that they really made $100 million is to believe that Q1 was a major anomaly from the overall trend.

Scanning world's every book means turning many, many pages (AP)
Just posted that for the headline.

Spanish Unemployment Rate Jumps the Most in 15 Years (Bloomberg)
Spanish unemployment is up to 9.6 percent, the most its been in 15 years. A major culprit: "The global credit shortage is exacerbating the contraction in the Spanish real estate market following the construction boom that saw almost five million homes built in the past decade. Home sales fell by more than a quarter in the year to January as banks withheld credit from potential buyers." Sounds familiar.

Snipes offers surprising $5M payment in court before sentencing (AP)
Wesley Snipes was sentenced to 36 months (3 years) in jail yesterday, following misdemeanor convictions on tax stuff. For awhile there, we thought he was going to get away scot-free, but apparently not. Too bad. We hadn't realized from the initial reports that Snipes tried to bribe his way out of jail, by offering up $5 million to the government to keep him out of jail. Prosecutors, who were looking to make a point as much as anything else with this case, called the move "grandstanding" -- which it clearly was.

Manganese Comes of Age (MetalMiner)
Metal prices are doubling left and right, so it doesn't even make news. Take for example: manganese. Yep, it's doubled, according to MetalMiner, and not even one above-the-fold screamer in the NYT business section. And it's too bad nobody's paying attention: "That would be a mistake, however, because manganese is not some minor alloying element that can be easily substituted, it is widely used as both an alloying element and as a crucial additive in steel production. Whether it is as manganese ore, as ferro- manganese or as silico-manganese, the US imports virtually all of its manganese. It is considered a strategic metal by the US government." There's a lot there about manganese that you should really be reading up on. So go!

Comments

Posted by guest, Apr 25, 2008 7:59AM

this shit is so stupid with Wesley Snipes. I'm pretty sure I just filed my taxes for the first time in my life this year, certainly more than 3 years past due returns. How is not filing your taxes for 3 years even a crime? Just asses the back taxes and be done with it. Filling out all those forms and shit is a serious pain in the ass. How is it the government not only gets to take your money but create busy work for you to do as well?

Posted by guest, Apr 25, 2008 8:01AM

Inciting a panic run for food is like a self-fulfilling prophecy isn't it.

Posted by guest, Apr 25, 2008 8:11AM

I'm stockpiling KY and anal-lube so I can continue piledriving guys and gals whatever happens this year.

The Gay Guy from Delaware

Posted by guest, Apr 25, 2008 8:22AM

DB Staff:

Heard any rumors about bonuses at SunTrust?

Its getting near the Bonus Bumper (Dropper?) season.

Posted by guest, Apr 25, 2008 8:34AM

I don't remember which post from yesterday the whole discussion about crashing 'Happy Hour' appeared in, but...yesterday I was walking down Lexington past the Bull N Bear. There was a big sign by the door that said something like "You are entering a live taping of Happy Hour, by Fox News, LLC. As such, you agree to...yadda yadda yadda." I doubt they put that there yesterday after reading DB, but the thought that I even entertained the possibility did made me laugh.

Posted by big r, Apr 25, 2008 8:38AM

@ 8:34, nice pickup. did it have any mention of what would happen if you dont follow their rules? say, with a poster reading "bess levin for fed chairman"

Posted by guest, Apr 25, 2008 8:44AM

I think Bess would really enjoy running the Federal Reserve. She's get to visit the various regional banks, some of which are in nice places, and get to take a trip to see the underground gold storage facility. Plus, if she was Chairman of the Fed, I think people would be really eager to hear what she would say. Pick a presidential candidate, Bess, and start whispering in his/her ear.

Posted by guest, Apr 25, 2008 8:49AM

I'm too lazy to check, but I bet part of the Ford profit is from a drop in the value of their debt.

Posted by guest, Apr 25, 2008 8:51AM

What like the Federal Reserve Bank of Maui or the Federal Reserve Bank of Aspen?

The Feds are in crap places like Boston, Philly, SF, Dallas, KC, Cleveland etc. Still, it's a leg up on the FHLB system (Des Moines? Topeka? WTF???)

Posted by diablo, Apr 25, 2008 9:01AM

It's fun to have sell-side analysts confused. They always are. But at this time they are definitely schizophrenic.

Posted by guest, Apr 25, 2008 9:11AM

@8:51 You forgot Richmond

@8:49 No way. The mark on debt used to finance operations (i.e. not held in a trading account) is a footnote item only. Doesn't go through P&L.

Posted by guest, Apr 25, 2008 9:20AM

Stiglitz on CNBC, I'm man-crushing hard!

Noticed the poet, Leisman hid under his desk, where he belongs...

Posted by ab, Apr 25, 2008 9:20AM

@7:59

really? nobody likes taxes but do you actually think the irs should just let people get off with not filing until it catches them?

pretty sure blade can afford an accountant to take care of this without wasting too much of his money/time.

Posted by guest, Apr 25, 2008 9:30AM

Well Snipes was a moron. Here you are making a few backs as a sub par actor, and you should be relatively happy about your career/income. But no, you start listening to one of those tax defiance types and telling the government, "You do not have jurisdiction over Snipes Sovereign Imaginary Place" and crap. Just pay what you owe, enjoy what you have, and if you have problems with the tax system, try to vote for the right people to change it. Bet the guy never voted even once.

Posted by guest, Apr 25, 2008 9:30AM

Lotta manganese in them thar hills.

Posted by Investorcluzo, Apr 25, 2008 9:34AM

on wesley: as a brother, I must admit I was disappointed - c'mon now, people need to wake up, we aren't getting our 40 acres nor will we see that mule we were promised! pay your damn taxes, just find an accountant to help you minimize them LEGALLY...

Posted by guest, Apr 25, 2008 9:36AM

Anyone ever date an actor/actress? I'm not talking a pretend actor-waiter type, but someone who actually works a little at it. Some CSI, some theater. Enough to be noticed, make a few bucks, get by and hope for a bigger break. They are REALLY WEIRD people. You can't imagine.

Posted by guest, Apr 25, 2008 1:20PM

See if your MD is in foreclosure

realtytrac.com

Couple of pages for Greenwich, Short Hills & Scarsdale.....

Posted by guest, Apr 25, 2008 1:21PM

Actors?

Depends? What restaurant type are we talking about?

Posted by guest, Apr 25, 2008 1:32PM

@1:21 No I'm sayin serious actor/actress. Not one that earns like Tom Cruise but not a hobby either. Works enough to pay for that apt in Wash Hts, bad part of the Village or Hells Kitchen (if the've been in NY long enough). I repeat: certifiably weird. Like from another planet.

Posted by guest, Apr 25, 2008 2:20PM

Can we get some color on WTF happened in Japan last night?

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=a6RQipHe_7vY&refer=home

~SEG

Posted by guest, Apr 25, 2008 2:40PM

Back to 8:51am and the Federal Reserve. I don't consider Boston, Chicago, or San Francisco to be "crap places." There's a lot to see and do in each of those cities, including wonderful art, unique neighborhoods and landmarks, good restaurants, and if you're into it, storied baseball clubs.

Why is travel good only if its Aspen or Maui? Going to Aspen is like going to the Hamptons, except you're in polar fleece and on skis. Can't knock Maui ... but it's not the only place to go.

Posted by guest, Apr 25, 2008 2:47PM

@2:40 1) Ya really like Maui? Seemed to me like a long way to go for a place that's very similar to San Diego.

2) Once read that people have different ideas about vacations and you should travel with the ones that feel like you do. Some of the groups: people who like a) roughing it in the third world b) doing nothing on a beach c) taking part in world class cultural activities d) exercising (bike, ski, tennis, golf. Unless youre in the same category with someone else, it makes no sense to engage them in debate over a vacation spot. GAnalYst

Posted by guest, Apr 25, 2008 3:00PM

@2:40 those are crap places, certainly noplace i would take a job just to have the priveledge to hang out there. if there was a Fed of Bermuda, maybe. are you so poor you need your job to send you to boston in february just so that you can sightsee?

@2:47 there's a reason so many people in San Diego still try to go on hawaiian vacation once a year.

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