Bloomberg reports that RenTec’s $18 billion Renaissance Institutional Equities Fund has declined twelve percent since May. A lot of people are all, “It looks bad but it’s actually amazing how small Ren’s worst drawdowns are,” and yeah, if you want to be all clinical about it, it is amazing—amazing that there could be supposedly clear headed thinkers out there, veterans even (I was quoting my close personal friend, Julian Robertson just then) who still fail to get it. Any loss, big or small, for RenTec, means fewer cigarettes in James “18 Packs A Day” Simons’s pockets. Cuts are going to have to come from somewhere, and we all know Big J isn’t going to stop funding autism research, or giving money to Stony Brook, or buying bull ride rounds for everyone at Matty T’s Roadhouse. He’s going to start smoking less. That’s not something we want to see happen so Carney’s agreed to take a later flight and drive out to Long Island with a couple of cartons, on me. If you care at all about the bearded one’s black lung, you’ll do the same. If you don't have the time to make the drive to Setauket, call the Dealbreaker delivery service line, at 203-890-2000. We’ll get the job done.
Simons, Mandel Post Biggest Drop in Hedge Fund Slump [Bloomgerg]





Posted by guest, Apr 08, 2008 11:30AM
$2 billion doesnt buy as many cigarettes as it used to, damn Congress.