Separated at Birth? (Paulson Edition)

Posted by guest, Apr 01, 2008 3:29PM

i hope this is an unfunny april fool's joke, none of those people look like the other. either way, this post sucks.

Posted by NomadTrader, Apr 01, 2008 3:29PM

I dunno - After watching the sure-to-be-award-winning docudrama on CNBC last night I think maybe cousin Billy could be Hank Paulson's kin. And Tiger? Well, Rodney D. said it best - "Now I know why tigers eat their young."

Posted by guest, Apr 01, 2008 3:30PM

Chirac is the EX-President of the French Republic.

Posted by guest, Apr 01, 2008 3:35PM

oops http://www.thecinemasource.com/moviesdb/images/heather_graham%20-%20gray_matters%20-%202.jpg

Posted by guest, Apr 01, 2008 3:49PM

I'll take a hit of whatever EP's smoking.

Posted by guest, Apr 01, 2008 4:09PM

@ 3:49

My guess is pole.

-Nom me

Posted by diablo, Apr 01, 2008 4:15PM

WTF?

Posted by guest, Apr 01, 2008 4:17PM

For some reason I doubt that EP ever smokes pole.

Posted by guest, Apr 01, 2008 4:33PM

Yeah, I've always gotten an 'angry lesbian' vibe from EP's blogs.

Posted by guest, Apr 01, 2008 5:13PM

I keed, I keed.

EP, I've enjoyed your work so far.

How f'd up does the Olsen chick look these days? I understand 1 pic can be misleading, but she already looks stuffed full of Botox. What is she, 22?

-Nom me

Posted by ep, Apr 01, 2008 5:14PM

"Yeah, I've always gotten an 'angry lesbian' vibe from EP's blogs."

Nah, I'm a "Chh Chh Ohh!" bisexual.

Posted by guest, Apr 01, 2008 5:19PM

@ ep

I don't even know what that means...I'm imagining something hot. Don't correct me if I am wrong.

-Nom me

Posted by ep, Apr 01, 2008 5:31PM

"I don't even know what that means...I'm imagining something hot. Don't correct me if I am wrong."

It means I have bisexual tendencies when exposed to "Chh Chh Ohh!" a/k/a/ CHCHOH a/k/a CH3CH2OH a/k/a I'm just yanking your chain- that's my job here on DB.

Posted by guest, Apr 01, 2008 5:46PM

You can yank my chain anytime you like, EP.

Posted by guest, Apr 01, 2008 6:11PM

I think Henry Paulson looks like that tall thin bald guy who was in the Navy and was in the top ten of last year's American Idol competition. I can't remember that guy's name. Phil? The two of them look so alike, although the age difference must be 30+ years.

Posted by guest, Apr 02, 2008 2:28AM

Why do those poor little Olsen girls look so old and feeble for their ages? Paintings of extremely thin children with oversized sad eyes used to be popular kitsch; those two are living out some weird kitsch-y creepy twin fantasy. The flowing clothes, the pre-Raphaelite hair, the anorexic bodies, the vacant eyes, the thin, curved lips, the beaded hand-bags, the bodyguards who are adept at handling "situations."

Girls, college can be a lot more fun than you're having. Buy a fun car!
Not something crashingly expensive, but something fun like a Mini Cooper or a Mazda Miata.

If you can't quite bring yourself to eat, think about how nice organic foods are, find yourself a free-range chicken (dead of course), some sea-salt and fresh-ground pepper, squeeze a lemon over it and cook it with a few root vegetables, and you'll find it remarkably restorative. Go to Coney Island and take your cameras. You won't regret it, girls.

If you have a nice roast chicken in your stomacn and a couple of road trips under your best, things might start to seem a little better.

Posted by guest, Apr 02, 2008 2:29AM

Why do those poor little Olsen girls look so old and feeble for their ages? Paintings of extremely thin children with oversized sad eyes used to be popular kitsch; those two are living out some weird kitsch-y creepy twin fantasy. The flowing clothes, the pre-Raphaelite hair, the anorexic bodies, the vacant eyes, the thin, curved lips, the beaded hand-bags, the bodyguards who are adept at handling "situations."

Girls, college can be a lot more fun than you're having. Buy a fun car!
Not something crashingly expensive, but something fun like a Mini Cooper or a Mazda Miata.

If you can't quite bring yourself to eat, think about how nice organic foods are, find yourself a free-range chicken (dead of course), some sea-salt and fresh-ground pepper, squeeze a lemon over it and cook it with a few root vegetables, and you'll find it remarkably restorative. Go to Coney Island and take your cameras. You won't regret it, girls.

If you have a nice roast chicken in your stomacn and a couple of road trips under your best, things might start to seem a little better.

Posted by guest, Apr 02, 2008 8:16AM

uh do you have any idea how much money those girls have? you are living out some weird psychosis if you think they are ever going to drive a mini cooper, cook their own dinner, or take pictures of the decrepit coney island boardwalk.

Posted by guest, Apr 02, 2008 9:50AM

i actually think they look kind of cool