In Addition, They All Admitted To Being Slags. Spiteful, Spiteful Slags. Oddly, In Spite Of Their Bitterness, Several Of Them Also Remarked On What A Good Looking, Smart, Funny, Charismatic Guy Epstein Is, But He Tends To Have That Effect On Women

Posted by Bess Levin, Apr 24, 2008, 11:54am

If you’re like us, you spent last weekend (and the yeast-less days following) being plagued by the fear that, for various reasons, Jeff Epstein hadn’t been invited into anyone’s home for Passover. Blissfully, that concern was put to rest today. The Post reports that the massage enthusiast has been in Israel since Saturday to celebrate the holiday. (It is unclear how extensively traditional the Seders he attended were, though all accounts note several rousing, no holds barred games of find the afikomen in my pants with the harem of Bat Mitzvah-aged women he had in tow). Epstein is apparently also “meeting with Israeli scientists about medical research he's funding and taking a tour of military bases with [Friends of Israel chairman] Benny Shabtai." RE paying men, women and children to stand around awkwardly on several occasions while he jerked off into a towel, Epstein’s representative would like every to note that “the alleged victims have all acknowledged they lied about their age." They all said they were they were 30, and they looked 35. Epstein would’ve called bull shit, but he respects the ladies.

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Posted by guest, Apr 24, 2008 12:05PM

O' Bess Bess - How old did you tell him you were?

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Posted by Anal_yst, Apr 24, 2008 12:11PM

Oh, how I would love to have Epstein show up at my seder, he's like elijiah, except I'd actually be surprised/happy to see him

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Posted by big r, Apr 24, 2008 12:38PM

anyone going out tonight?

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Posted by big r, Apr 24, 2008 12:38PM

anyone going out tonight?

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Posted by Jmoney, Apr 24, 2008 12:42PM

You suggesting some Thurday Night Drinking Club?

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Posted by mrpink, Apr 24, 2008 12:46PM

i am.

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Posted by guest, Apr 24, 2008 12:47PM

Perhaps he's just delivering scientific or military secrets pilfered from the USA? What...? It's not like any nation in the Middle East is a friend of the United States. Even nations we provide funding to stab us in the back.

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Posted by ep, Apr 24, 2008 12:49PM

"Posted by Jmoney, Apr 24, 2008 12:42PM

You suggesting some Thurday Night Drinking Club?
"

Jmoney went to U of C, I'll wager.

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Posted by big r, Apr 24, 2008 12:50PM

i say we all go to the bull & bear and admire the genius that is cody willard

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Posted by guest, Apr 24, 2008 12:57PM

@12:50 I've wondered why no one has pulled any stunt in the background of that terrible show. My suggestion is for a group of guys and girls to start moaning in pleasure while Cody is speaking. Or vomitting might also be interesting. Or flashing a sign with A LOT of expletives. Or simulating graphic 'interludes' in the background might be rather amusing. Or for the more daring, perhaps getting back to nature (I'll prefer the girls for this though I expect two of our readers would prefer some daring guys).

Thadius R. Rogers
Financier/Evalautor of Talent

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Posted by big r, Apr 24, 2008 1:03PM

im sure theyve thought of that and maybe have a doorman?

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Posted by girl, Apr 24, 2008 1:04PM

Thadius,

I'd venture more than 2 of you would prefer that

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Posted by big r, Apr 24, 2008 1:09PM

@ girl

i assumed his 2 was GAnalYst and yourself.

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Posted by guest, Apr 24, 2008 1:13PM

Surely the crackpot team here could organize or think of something amusing. I'll be watching tonight to see if anyone has the creativtiy, daring, and courage to pull something off. I have low expectations though of any success. Certainly this isn't as easy as eating a lot of oysters.

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Posted by girl, Apr 24, 2008 1:17PM

@ big r

you're hurting mr pink's feelings

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Posted by Anal_yst, Apr 24, 2008 1:29PM

Quick! Someone go round up some girls from Flashdancers on the way over!

Oh, whats that? They've already had strippers on the show? DRATS! Foiled Again!

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Posted by guest, Apr 24, 2008 1:33PM

@12:57: No need to accomodate me re naked boys, cause I'm gonna see that at the gym tonight. Ditto for pink, cause it sounds like hes going out drinking in Chelsea (Gym Bar, I would guess). Count is one = girl GAnalYst

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Posted by girl, Apr 24, 2008 1:47PM

i'm chuffed at the vote of confidence GAnalYst but count = 0, enjoying gratuitous nudity is distinctly a guy thing.

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Posted by guest, Apr 24, 2008 1:50PM

@1:33 Doesn't really matter. No one here has the guts to challenge Cody and Rupert. They have won. How can this little Dealbreaker site and it's few readers possibly compete against the massive resources of Fox Business News, The Wall Street Journal, Fox News, and every other News Corp. property? Truly a happy hour for Happy Hour. Until someone gets a good prank shown on Happy Hour, Cody will continue to be the winner that we must all acknowledge he is. Yes, FBN may be watched in less homes than most basketball arenas, but it's the point that Cody and Rupert haven't allowed any 'breach' to occur.

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Posted by guest, Apr 24, 2008 1:53PM

Perhaps a sign saying "Epstein is my hero" would suffice...we would know it's someone from DB.

-dantheman

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Posted by guest, Apr 24, 2008 1:53PM

girl: its clear from your response that you've never attended a bachelorette party at Campus in Montreal or Leopards in Rio GAnalYst

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Posted by Jmoney, Apr 24, 2008 1:54PM

ep,

not U of C, but perhaps equally nerdy JHU. TNDC was a big deal at one of the frats (I think SAE) in my freshman / sophomore years.

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Posted by guest, Apr 24, 2008 1:55PM

Yes, grammar police, I know it is 'its'. I type fast and don't proofread. Deal with it. I only bother to proof with people who pay me big bucks.

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Posted by guest, Apr 24, 2008 1:57PM

If I've piqued the interest of any ladies planning this type of event, note that the fare at both places is generally as you would imagine. Campus: strapping, clean cut friendly lumberjacks. Sort of like the Bounty towel guy. Good clean fun. Leopards: buff, tanned, wiry and swarthy Brazilian boys. A touch of the raunchy. GAnalYst

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Posted by girl, Apr 24, 2008 1:59PM

@ gAnalYst Canyon Ranch in Tuscon is about as racy as we've gotten *tear*

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Posted by guest, Apr 24, 2008 2:01PM

@1:53 Anything would be better than nothing. The Dealbreaker logo? 'F Bess'? Ron Paul for President (for those who still believe)? No sign? How about painting your face while in the restroom with something catchy? Just ideas. Maybe some folks might want to contribute to the Strippergram for Cody fund? I think it should be a male stripper myself. The uncomfortable effect would be excellent to watch. But a small sign in the background would be a great start too.

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Posted by guest, Apr 24, 2008 2:09PM

"How can this little Dealbreaker site"...love the d-bags who denigrate the site as though they don't read/comment/obsessively refresh it all day.

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Posted by Anal_yst, Apr 24, 2008 2:24PM

Girl, what on earth were you doing at a chipendales in Tuscon? Or in Tuscon at all for that matter?

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Posted by guest, Apr 24, 2008 2:24PM

@2:09 It was a slant/joke/sarcasm I included on purpose in order to inspire. Read the post again if you don't get it. You ever heard of Goliath? How about Rocky? Geez...some of you need to stay off the coffee. Don't take offense, but your comment is something I would expect from Analy_st.

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Posted by mrpink, Apr 24, 2008 2:51PM

GAnalYst-

How did you guess one of my watering places? LOL..

girl- my feelings don't get hurt easily... at least not on a message board lol

9 mins to go! GO 2/30 SPREAD .. keeeeeep flattening! :-)

-mrp

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Posted by mrpink, Apr 24, 2008 3:00PM

GAnalYst-

A bunch of us from a few wall st firms are going to philly next friday to a circuit party:

http://blueball.sapphirefund.org/

check it at home folks!! (erring on the side of caution for some less liberal workplaces)

-mrp

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Posted by guest, Apr 24, 2008 3:10PM

pink: have fun. BF and I are usually asleep early, so no circuits for us. Raciest things we do are ESPA and Toys-for-tots. We do however want a full report. I'd especially like to hear if there are any horny Wharton boys putting out. Possibly in return for a job offer. GAnalYst

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Posted by guest, Apr 24, 2008 3:13PM

Even more reason that ACTION MUST BE TAKEN:

http://www.portfolio.com/views/blogs/mixed-media/2008/04/24/fbns-willard-i-love-my-hairstylist-to-death

"It's all on my terms all the time." Surely someone will rise to the challenge.

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Posted by girl, Apr 24, 2008 3:18PM

darling Canron Ranch is a health spa- you get massages and facials and pay them to starve you. its fabulous.

speaking of chippendales you have yet to sign up for the class like you promised. Ham is nearly ready to graduate from black to neon green speedo

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Posted by Anal_yst, Apr 24, 2008 3:36PM

Girl, I'm ready when you are, but having had some practice in this area, I'm ready to go straight to shiny-red thong

(don't ask)

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Posted by mrpink, Apr 24, 2008 3:36PM

At the Financial Times's annual "Meet the FT" party last night, Willard, co-host of FBN's Happy Hour, confessed to wearing pre-distressed shoes, reading Women's Wear Daily and getting his famous tresses trimmed at downtown salon Privé, where a basic cut runs from $90 to $300.


Wow....

-mrp

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Posted by girl, Apr 24, 2008 3:46PM

hahaha oh dear...

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Posted by mrpink, Apr 24, 2008 3:47PM

GAnalYst-

I'm sure I will have lots of photos... hahahahahha

-mrp

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Posted by guest, Apr 24, 2008 4:07PM

man, the turd burglar level is getting high!

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Posted by mrpink, Apr 24, 2008 4:09PM

go eat some oysters, or go muff diving.

-mrp

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Posted by Anal_yst, Apr 24, 2008 4:19PM

I'm gettin all verklempt, whewwwww!!!

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Posted by big r, Apr 24, 2008 4:19PM

nothing wrong w womens wear daily

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Posted by guest, Apr 24, 2008 4:40PM

@ girl

You don't have to go all the way to Tuscon to get a facial.

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Posted by Anal_yst, Apr 24, 2008 4:48PM

@ 4:40 ahahaha damn you, that is the witty comment I was searching for, arghhh!!!

(but Girl, for real, the onus is on you now my dear)

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Posted by girl, Apr 24, 2008 4:59PM

I wouldn't exactly call "pointing out the obvious" wit, but to each his own.

Anyway it takes magic hands to keep me this smoking. Move on now kiddies.

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Posted by guest, Apr 24, 2008 4:59PM

@4:40 Every so often I gain some useful knowledge from my visits to DB. Up until now I had thought that that was a practice followed exclusively by gay boys. Live and learn. GAnalYst

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Posted by Anal_yst, Apr 24, 2008 5:17PM

@ GAnalYst

Are you for serious? Facials are a long-appreciated tradition of the straight-male sect. That is, as long as we're on the delivering side, and not the receiving. I imagine a good portion of the ladies whom have been the recipients of our 'love' are not such fans (I believe jezebel had a huge bitch/rant fest about this a few months back even).

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Posted by guest, Apr 24, 2008 5:48PM

Thanks for the info anal_yst. Its frankly been awhile since I've been straight and even then my heart wasn't really in it. Maybe I should broaden my circle of friends. But that would mean bad food, ugly apartments, vacations in Cancun, cheep beer, little or no wine, bruce willis movies. No, I'm gonna stay where I am and rely on the kindness of strangers like you to keep me informed of such things. I might be reaching out soon for some baseball tips. Clients love to go to games. Ugh. GAnalYst

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Posted by guest, Apr 24, 2008 5:55PM

"Facials are a long-appreciated tradition of the straight-male sect. That is, as long as we're on the delivering side, and not the receiving."...cause that would make you...

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Posted by Anal_yst, Apr 24, 2008 5:59PM

GAnalYst, unfortunately I'm about 60% useless with baseball as I gave that game up to play lacrosse many years ago. Football sure, baseball, meh.

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Posted by guest, Apr 24, 2008 6:12PM

@5:48

Stereotyping straight people, and yet you get so defensive when we do the same to you

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