UBS Preserves Street Cred With Music Money

Despite the minor matter of losing twelve billion dollars in the first quarter, UBS has pledged to continue sponsoring the London Symphony Orchestra until 2010. Said non-executive chairman Richrd Hardie: “To pull out at a time like this would be terribly easy, but I would say that if we did that, our reputation would be shot.” He’s right, you know. Had UBS pulled their money from the symphony, its time honored legacy of forthright behavior and “doing the right thing” would have been summarily shot to shit. As a refresher course, let’s revisit some of the bank’s reputation-building acts of courage over the last ten (ish) years:


- January 1997: A night watchman at the Union Bank of Switzerland (as UBS was then known), found the bank historian destroying archives compiled by a subsidiary that had extensive dealings with Nazi Germany, in direct violation of a recent Swiss law protecting such material. UBS acknowledged that it had "made a deplorable mistake," but maintained that the destroyed archives were unrelated to the Holocaust.


- May 10, 2004: UBS fined $100 million by the U.S.Federal Reserve for illegally transferring funds from an account set up by the Federal Reserve at UBS to Iran, Cuba and other countries presently under a U.S. trade embargo.


- April 2005: UBS losesZubulake v. UBS Warburg, a discrimination and sexual harassment suit. Case was seen as a landmark in the realms of e-discovery, document retention, computer forensics, and human resources (UBS had destroyed relevant e-mails after the litigation hold had been in place.)


- May 17, 2005: The Securities and Exchange Board of India (SEBI) alleged that UBS had played a role in the 2004 Black Monday stock market crash which followed the National Democratic Alliance government’s defeat in the general elections. SEBI's ruling barred UBS from issuing or renewing participatory notes for a period of one year.


- October 18, 2005: Three African-American employees filed a class action lawsuit against the company in the United States District Court for the Southern District of New York alleging racial discrimination in hiring, promotion and other employment practices. The three plaintiffs in Freddie H. Cook, Sylvester L. Flaming Jr. and Timothy J. Gandy v. UBS Financial Services, Inc., claim that segregation and discrimination in job assignments and compensation were widespread and the firm had done nothing to diversify its workforce. The lawsuit also claims offices operating in Largo, Maryland and Flushing, New York were illegally created to serve African-Americans and Asian-Americans respectively, and that the firm’s management frequently ridiculed the Largo branch office and its staff, referring to it as a “diversity” office.


- March 1, 2007: Mitchel S.Guttenberg, an executive director in the firm's equity research department, is charged along with 13 other individuals from various firms with insider-trading fraud of more than $15 million.

UBS to Keep Backing London Symphony Orchestra, Even After Loss [Bloomberg]

Comments

Posted by guest, Apr 03, 2008 3:04PM

“To pull out at a time like this would be terribly easy, but I would say that if we did that, our reputation would be shot.”

Spoken like a true gangsta rapper! Word! Just don't be callin' me wanting any payments for does kids...biyatches!

Posted by guest, Apr 03, 2008 3:16PM

Hey, at least they've still got that Nazi gold...

Posted by guest, Apr 03, 2008 3:16PM

I was also pleased to see UBS maintain its commitment to spending big money to decorate the ground floor windows of their Park Avenue office for Christmas. Honestly, without the spiritual upift provided by live classical music for rich Londoners, Christmas window displays on Park Ave., and Swiss yacht racing, where would we all be? Would life even be worth living?
Bless them and their kind, kind hearts.
These charitable commitments should help ease the pain of all UBS employees shitcanned in the upcoming weeks.

Posted by guest, Apr 03, 2008 3:23PM

Don't forget UBS basically renting out the Naples Ritz Carlton this week for "off-site" meetings....

Posted by guest, Apr 03, 2008 3:24PM

i'm sure the 25% of the workforce thats about to be cut (starting to be announced now) is gonna love this.....

Posted by guest, Apr 03, 2008 3:27PM

You & Us

Posted by guest, Apr 03, 2008 3:28PM

@3.24 - maybe they can get jobs in maintenance.

Posted by guest, Apr 03, 2008 3:30PM

@3:23 A fine example of why they're in trouble. They couldn't find a hotel closer and more affordable? Please.

Posted by DrederickTatum, Apr 03, 2008 3:33PM

UBS will never have the "Street Cred" of DB-Alex Brown.

Best dealbreaker post...ever:

http://dealbreaker.com/2007/11/deutsche_bank_alex_brown_is_th.php

Posted by guest, Apr 03, 2008 3:37PM

That Alex Brown link no longer shows the ad in full...
I still don't like the new format. And probably never will.

Posted by guest, Apr 03, 2008 3:39PM

@3:30 The hotels that are closer - like the NY Hilton - are in no way more affordable. In the scheme of things, the Ritz in Naples, in April, is not particulary extravagent. Plus, this was probably planned like a year ago when things were humming.

Posted by guest, Apr 03, 2008 3:40PM

@3:23 and @3:30. Their energy group rented out a good portion of the One and Only Palmilla in Cabo in early March. Can't get a room for under a $1,000 a night there.

Posted by Anonymous, Apr 03, 2008 3:42PM

when Bess uses a quote with 'pull out' and 'shot' in it, all I can think about is her navel ring.

Why?

Posted by guest, Apr 03, 2008 3:43PM

Interviewer: Champ, do you feel remorse for your crime?
Tatum: Oh, yes. Believe me, my god, if I could turn back the clock on my mother's stair-pushing, I would certainly, reconsider it.
Interviewer: Drederick, ah, what do you think of Homer Simpson?
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
Interviewer: Uh, you know, they do have a mother, Champ?
Tatum: Yes, but I would imagine that she would die of grief.

Posted by guest, Apr 03, 2008 3:44PM

interesting, cause I don't get a navel ring kind of vibe from our Bess

Posted by guest, Apr 03, 2008 3:44PM

You know what's also great about those "offsite meetings?" They hire floral designer Robert Isabel to fly a crew down there just to do the flowers. They do this for all these meetings including a recent one in Puerto Rico. Take a guess how much this costs, just for floral arrangements? You'll never believe it. What fools.

Posted by guest, Apr 03, 2008 3:46PM

Get back to work. That you can even use "Robert Isabel" in a sentence is so gay. GAnalYst

Posted by NomadTrader, Apr 03, 2008 3:47PM

Aw c'mon - you gonna let a half-dozen transgressions stain a perfectly groomed reputation? What would really piss me off is if they stopped giving free soft drinks & water when you show up and claim some of that Nazi gold.

Posted by guest, Apr 03, 2008 3:49PM

@3:44

You think Bess is more of a "pearl necklace" kind of girl?

Posted by guest, Apr 03, 2008 3:51PM

actually, somewhere in between (pearls and navel ring)

Posted by guest, Apr 03, 2008 3:51PM

great reporting bess. top notch!

Posted by guest, Apr 03, 2008 3:52PM

@3:44 Nothing against those posters who play for the 'other team', but that sounds seriously gay if the meetings are primarily hetero guys. Then again, it *is* a Swiss firm and that nation isn't exactly known for it's machoism...

Flame away Swissies...

Posted by Anonymous, Apr 03, 2008 3:53PM

she usually doesn't, but some days she even has a backtoo...just depends on my mood.

Posted by guest, Apr 03, 2008 3:59PM

Just because the floral designer is gay doesn't mean the meetings are. Jesus. Do you live in New York @3:52?

Posted by guest, Apr 03, 2008 4:04PM

the word you're looking for is Machismo

Posted by guest, Apr 03, 2008 4:09PM

The whole idea that you have beautiful floral designs (hey, they're by Robert Isabel) at a business meeting is gay. And the fact that 3:44 even quoted the name of the floral designer is gay (with a capital G). I mean gay is great, but sounds like you guys are takin it too far. All I'm sayin. GAnalYst

Posted by guest, Apr 03, 2008 4:10PM

@3:59 Guys wanting floral arrangements? Sure, not gay at all. Neither is getting a manicure every week. Or eating quiche. Or helping another guy on your baseball team adjust his jockstrap. Perfectly normal for some guys. Or renting Tears of Endearment and eating popcorn with another guy on a Friday night. It's okay! And I'm sure that the best drinks and prices are only at gay bars. Very understandable! I bet recording the Lifetime Channel or W Channel all day is a priority too. Nope, nothing gay at all. Perhaps they're just Swissies. Or gay. It's all semantics.

Posted by guest, Apr 03, 2008 4:14PM

I work at a bulge bracket firm, and I love taking a time out from my excel spreadsheets to smell the pretty flowers in the reception area. It helps to relax my mind in these stressful times. I'm sure that was what UBS was thinking also.

Posted by guest, Apr 03, 2008 4:14PM

Why did you have to go bring up that jockstrap thing. Now I can't concentrate. You thinking that this adjusting occurs before a game (clean strap) or after (DIRTY and STINKY)? GAnalYst

Posted by guest, Apr 03, 2008 4:36PM

I think the point is that UBS management is greenlighting hundreds of thousands of dollars on flowers every year. Gay or not, that's ridiculous.

Posted by guest, Apr 03, 2008 4:42PM

I especially like pink tulips. I love looking at pink tulips as my screen flashes red and all my positions go pear shaped. Helps me feel better.

Posted by guest, Apr 03, 2008 4:43PM

I frankly get bored with this type of discussion. What time can you take a black car home? How much can you order for dinner? Are there muffins at meetings? Its extremely petty and at the end of the day matters very little. In the context of the asset writedowns the hundreds of thousands spent on flowers is nothing. Better to carp about the decisions that led to that problem.

Posted by guest, Apr 03, 2008 5:06PM

@4:43 Perhaps you are missing the point: this firm is losing billions and yet they are ordering flowers and *supposedly* flying a floral designer around? Does that seem right or rational to you? All that money (both in writedowns and in flowers/cars/fancy hotels/whatever else crap) is money that is not going toward profit and thus shareholders. If they made a profit like XOM last quarter (and distributed it to owners), then perhaps they can be as gay with flowers as they want. Until then, it's bordering on ethical problems IMHO. I DO expect the CEO of UBS to order a NO MORE FLOWERS announcement next week.

Posted by guest, Apr 03, 2008 5:09PM

@ 4:43. I disagree that this is petty. It wouldn't feel petty to me if I were getting walked from HR to the exit by security next week. I think I'd hate those flowers that cost more than me.
Also - having paid for a wedding, I think the estimate that this guy cost a few hundred thousand is a massive lowball. If this guy is a "name brand" and travels with his floral entourage to a bunch of conferences, he's got to be billing north of a million.

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