Write-Offs: 04.18.08

Posted by guest, Apr 18, 2008 4:00PM

Obviously a Jew. Old-money doesn't need to place craigslist ads. Besides, the Jews I know are all perverts. I'm not being racist, just from my own experiences. Like the Jewish neighbor I grew up with who had a college professor father who like to massage female students AT HIS HOME AT NIGHT AFTER CLASS. I'll let you wonder where this eventually got him. Let's just say that not keeping his tenure was the least of his problems.

Posted by guest, Apr 18, 2008 4:08PM

Julie I like the Swiss Miss or German Maiden look. Or for those who are perverts, the 16 yo junior high look. Anyway, I guess some lucky guy or girl will be making use of those head hand grips tonight.

(What....? You just know that's gonna happen. I will concede perhaps Saturday night instead.)

Posted by guest, Apr 18, 2008 4:17PM

Put on some buckskin Pocahontas, rawr

Posted by guest, Apr 18, 2008 4:21PM

ALL men are dogs. They are only after one thing, after they get it they just want the girl to disappear. Either way they are not happy with anything. This is just a regular CL posting. Nothing surprising/news about it.

Posted by guest, Apr 18, 2008 4:23PM

All Jews you know are perverts therefore all Jews are perverts. Flawless logic. Hope they don't let you near the live ammunition at work.

Posted by guest, Apr 18, 2008 4:28PM

Extra points for the shower curtain earrings which draw even more attention to the pigtails. Bold.

Posted by guest, Apr 18, 2008 4:30PM

@4:23 I own the company. Bitchyatch! Nice try. It's called experience. It's no different from your firm not hiring someone from Podunk University even with a 4.0 gpa. That's because EVERY PU grad your firm will likely ever hire will suck. No difference IMHO. Call me when GS starts hiring PU grads.... NOT GONNA HAPPEN!

Posted by guest, Apr 18, 2008 4:37PM

@4.21 I smell someone who awoke alone in a wet spot on a bed with a sticky something on her face and a pain in her ass - both literally and figuratively. I bet you wanted him to cuddle. Nothing like the angry dumped girl.

@4:17 Yes, I forgot the Indian look. Her outfit has many different roles. I have a totem pole she can climb...

Posted by guest, Apr 18, 2008 4:48PM

http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/investment-bankers-on-craigslist

Posted by guest, Apr 18, 2008 4:48PM

@4.37 I rest my case!!!

Posted by guest, Apr 18, 2008 5:02PM

@4:48 Men not happy with anything? He got you to use all three of your usuable input holes for him! Trust me - he's happy. That's not being a dog - that's being a smart man! True, it may not be fair to take advantage of the less fortunate or intellectually challenged...

You want fairness? Move to Cuba.

Posted by guest, Apr 18, 2008 5:16PM

@5.02 Yes, men are rarely happy with anything. (well besides the whole taking it up the a$$ part, closet homos maybe?)Everything for a guy is short lived, even your orgasm doesn't last more than a couple of seconds and it is never in multiples ;)

On another note since when does Cuba=fairness. Someone hasn't been keeping up with the news. Blame it on being up till 3:00 AM and soliciting sex on CL. Sounds like you may have some personal experience with that.

Posted by guest, Apr 18, 2008 5:30PM

OMG! I'm in love!

The Other Delaware Guy

Posted by guest, Apr 18, 2008 5:32PM

@5:30 She looks like a caucasian version of Pocohontas. Sorry, just doesn't do much for me.

The Other Other Delaware Guy

Posted by guest, Apr 18, 2008 5:35PM

TOODG - It's the pig-tail look. I've always had a soft...I mean, hard spot for that.

The Other Delaware Guy

Posted by guest, Apr 18, 2008 5:42PM

She smoke 'em my peace pipe?

Posted by guest, Apr 18, 2008 5:51PM

Julie - I would like to recreate that football play. I'll be on the Packers. You can be the player with my balls..I mean ball. I will try to tackle you.

Posted by guest, Apr 18, 2008 6:34PM

She is adorable. Julie I love you and I'm broke.

Posted by guest, Apr 18, 2008 7:19PM

Wow. Nice tits. C'on Bess and EP: Show 'em!

Posted by JorgeCad, Apr 18, 2008 7:57PM

Adorable Julie, in pig-tails and all.

Am sure she said something about going long "the dong". Am sure I can assist in any carry-trades. Go long dong, and carry Julie.

Just another FX strategey.

Posted by guest, Apr 19, 2008 2:05AM

@4:30pm. I shudder to think what kind of firm you might own. You have no grasp of what @4:23pm was trying to point out. I'll put it simply: just because you knew one Jewish person who was a sex offender doesn't logically equate into all Jewish persons are sex offenders.

In point of fact, your view is delusional.

I hope you talk about your views openly. That will help someone sue the hell out of you for religious discrimination in employment.

On another note, the Delaware guys are all the same person. Confidential to Delaware guy: you're transparent.

Posted by guest, Apr 19, 2008 11:14AM

AHHHHHHH! Dropping loads all over Julie's pig tails.

Posted by guest, Apr 19, 2008 11:21AM

@11:14am. Yuck!

Posted by guest, Apr 19, 2008 1:40PM

@2:05 AM. Posting to the DB board at 2 am Saturday morning?????? That's pathetic beyond words...transparent comes to mind though.

The Other Delaware Guy

Posted by guest, Apr 19, 2008 4:14PM

Delaware guy (not Other, because you're all one and the same) -- Friday was a busy day, plus I was in a different time zone.

Posted by guest, Apr 19, 2008 4:31PM

back to guest 4/18 @3:53 pm. It's Passover, friend. I imagine Bess had to be somewhere before sundown Friday.

Posted by StupidEquityGuy, Apr 20, 2008 2:36PM

Tomorrow, the energy pits should be interesting. If the British have their North Sea production shut in, we can expect to see 120+ CL prices sooner rather then later.

http://www.sundayherald.com/news/heraldnews/display.var.2210600.0.panic_at_the_pumps.php

~SEG

Posted by guest, Apr 20, 2008 9:13PM

EPSTEIN POTENTIAL! money!