Write-Offs: 04.25.08

Posted by guest, Apr 25, 2008 5:06PM

“Like all service professions, investment banking is fundamentally a sales job.

Uh, more like a blow job. Someone's always giving you something you don't want to work on. You're under pressure to perform. You have to work with lots of a-holes. You earn a lot of money, but feel like a whore (because essentially you are). At the end of the day, you just want to relax and not think about either your work or the next day. And sometimes people want to ram it up in you. After just a few years, you're burnt out. Not too many old investment bankers...or hookers.

Ms. Dupree-Spitzer

Posted by guest, Apr 25, 2008 5:22PM

I'll give her a big black one

Posted by Anal_yst, Apr 25, 2008 5:29PM

I love how SocGen had a mini-gala to celebrate the "send-off" of Kerveil's bosses, under whos "watchful eye" his "massive fraud" was perpetrated

btw wheres the after-work drinking goin down?

Posted by guest, Apr 25, 2008 5:35PM

Thadius R. Rogers is noticably quiet when it comes to offering support for Kerveil. Wonder why???

Posted by guest, Apr 25, 2008 5:43PM

@ 5:06

Like a fungus?

Posted by guest, Apr 25, 2008 6:00PM

Thadius only helps hot girls. Perhaps the French Foreign Legion can help Kerveil. Or McDonalds - purveyor of French Fries.

Posted by guest, Apr 25, 2008 6:05PM

Lindsay was downtown slutty hot. This girl is adorable cutie hot. Julie, that dress suits you but I suggest one size smaller. You wear it well.

Posted by guest, Apr 25, 2008 6:12PM

Mr. Pink and GAanalYst - GM wants YOU!

http://www.autoblog.com/2008/04/25/gm-wants-gay-community-to-drive-equinox-fuel-cell-vehicle/

Posted by Anal_yst, Apr 25, 2008 6:37PM

@ 6:05

Are you suggesting theres something wrong with slutty hot?

Posted by guest, Apr 25, 2008 10:13PM

@5:06 Yes, but blow jobs rule!

The Other Guy from Delawre

Posted by guest, Apr 26, 2008 3:19AM

Jerome is sooooo good-looking. The pink tie he wore in the NY Times article! That's what I love about European men, they can wear pink with élan.

Posted by guest, Apr 26, 2008 7:30PM

I am glad to say AAPL had kept their personal touch at some level. I emailed Steve Jobs about an irksome issue with my Macbook, and got a call back and they helped get it resolved. It was reassuring that contacting him still gets results and that they generally haven't grown too big to care. I have seen the same thing when visiting the Apple Store...

Yeah I am writing this on that Macbook...even though I work on Windows all week at work.

That said, S.Jobs is a fearsome perfectionist with a temper from what some say. And I do miss thinkSecret, but otherwise I'm reasonably satisfied with Apple. And they do well with a falling dollar as their international sales explode.

dantheman

Posted by guest, Apr 27, 2008 12:02AM

he was released already?? not so bad for loosing 4billions Euros..
I mean he deserved it, right?

Posted by guest, Apr 27, 2008 1:30PM

Isn't this the chick that used to hsot wallstrip, http://www.seasonique.com

Posted by guest, Apr 27, 2008 9:43PM

I think it may very well be the same chick -- GREAt career move, NOT!

Posted by guest, Apr 28, 2008 12:26AM

Hey http://www.sexualfunk.com everybody needs to relax from the recession

Posted by SlashAndBurn, Apr 28, 2008 2:18AM

$5 says that's actually Bess in the clip.

Takers?

Posted by SlashAndBurn, Apr 28, 2008 2:23AM

Apr 26, 2008 7:30PM: "I emailed Steve Jobs about an irksome issue with my Macbook..."

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Now you're blocked via the "Stalker Filter."

$5 says next e-mail bounces.