We’re pretty much suckers for anything about American Psycho. The obsessive attention to things like lunch reservations and business cards are more frightening than any of the mass murder scenes because they happen to be strikingly true. Some people, however, don’t quite get the subtext. And for those folks, the boys at College Humor have helpfully re-imagined a crucial scene in American Psycho where all the subtext is brought to the foreground.
Which is a fancy way of saying they’ve made a penis-joke version of American Psycho. Check it out after the jump.

genius
I can’t believe GSAM landed the Fisher account.
Jesus. I have to return some video tapes. The Patty Winters Show this morning was about a homosexual blogger name Ron Blarney.
No one fing believed me when I said American Psycho was a comedy!
THIS IS NOT AN EXIT
Wow – actually a lot more entertaining and well done than I expected.
the book was so much better than the movie. or dont you meatheads read.
wtf is a ‘book’? can i get that on seamlessweb?
@ 4:40
What makes you think people on this site are meatheads? This site is the freaking US Weekly of Wall Street for god sakes.
He was into that whole Yale thing…
Yale thing?
Well, he was probably a closet homosexual who did a lot of cocaine. That whole Yale thing.
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