Are You Happy, Michael Bolton? ARE YOU HAPPY?!

Posted by Bess Levin, May 08, 2008, 4:54pm

Things, making money-wise, have not been going so well at Tom Hudson's Pirate Capital for a while now, but we assumed that the addition of Michael Bolton's daughters, Isa and Holly Bolotin, to payroll as girlfriends and fund managers would straighten things out. When Isa left to join Silver Point Capital in December, we were slightly nervous but held it together, confident that Holly's masterful stewardship of assets would be enough. Then Hudson got a new lady who soon became his fiance and somewhere along the line the last remaining Bolton offspring got pushed out and now all hell has broken loose:


From: [redacted]

To: tips at dealbreaker dot com

Subject: Pirates abandon ship??


Your favorite Pirates seem to be moving out of Norwalk. Put up a sign in the lobby cafe of their building selling their chairs for $500.00 and seem to be moving other desks out of the office today..

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Posted by guest, May 08, 2008 6:04PM

I wonder if Hudson is going to move into his mausoleum?

Posted by guest, May 08, 2008 6:37PM

This crap doesn't even qualify as tabloid journalism. What no stories about Steve Cohen changing the paint color in his lobby? You suck ass Bess Levin.

Posted by guest, May 08, 2008 6:38PM

GO RP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by guest, May 08, 2008 7:19PM

I think this is an incredibly important piece of journalistic prattle on Bess' part. Needs some pix of the Bolton biatches though!

The Other Guy From Delaware

Posted by Formerly FEPWJ, May 08, 2008 8:24PM

I wonder when he's planning to go down to SONO and take a job cleaning tables at Black Bear. Then again the new wife might have an in on a street corner on the Darien side of town....

Posted by guest, May 08, 2008 9:25PM

and you suck dick, 6:37 who apparently wants people to think he works at sac.

Posted by guest, May 08, 2008 9:26PM

actually this is a pretty funny story you couldn't get elsewhere.

Posted by guest, May 08, 2008 9:31PM

@7:19-- hi Donald K.

Posted by guest, May 08, 2008 10:01PM

bess levin is an idiot hack and has probably never written a legitimate story in her life. ever heard of fact checking?

Posted by guest, May 08, 2008 10:08PM

@10:01/7:19-- be honest, dude. is this tom hudson? how else can you explain your psychotic reaction to this harmless post?

Posted by guest, May 09, 2008 7:46AM

Bess @9:25/10:08 - If you want your dick sucked so bad ask Hudson where he pays for it. post some more stories about douchebags selling their furniture. Then post some crap about paint drying. You and Carney still suck ass.

Posted by cheesedog, May 09, 2008 8:23AM

Wow....a lot of anger this early in the morning. Somebody didnt get their usual shower jerk session in today. I like the story. If you dont like stories mocking pontificating losers getting some comeuppance, go watch The View. Clown.

Posted by guest, May 09, 2008 8:28AM

@7:46/10:01/6:37--if you think carney and bess "suck ass," why continue to give them page views, by commenting, and obsessively refreshing the page to respond to comments? are you that big an idiot?

Posted by guest, May 09, 2008 8:31AM

oops, meant to say hi donald k to 6:37, not 7:19.

--guest at 9:31

Posted by guest, May 09, 2008 9:04AM

BL is a goddess and DB wouldn't be the same site if she didn't bring us breaking news such as this. Pissed off dude is clearly Hudson. Hilarious. He gets canned twice in 2 years, then starts his own fund, just to watch it get flushed. Well....at least he didn't get fired. "Surrender the Booty!!!" F*cking loser.

Posted by guest, May 09, 2008 10:06AM

cheese @8:23 Shower jerk session?? You reminded me how hard it is to get some quality JO time in if you have roommates.

Posted by guest, May 09, 2008 11:30AM

Isa is not at Silverpoint....

Posted by Formerly FEPWJ, May 09, 2008 12:05PM

Dear Tom,

Maybe, and this is a big maybe, if you spent less time defending yourself to nameless sources making fun of you on DealBreaker and more time looking at investment ideas, you could not screw up so often thus making it less likely that a fine journalist like Bess would call you out on your BS. It's not Bess' fault you continue to screw up. I hereby nominate Thomas for the "Joke of Wall Street 2008" award, we need to give him something to put up in the front of the new office otherwise known as register #3 at Duchess.

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