Utterly Bizarre

Something strange is going on. First, we find out that Goldman Sachs's Global Alpha (which, for the last year, has been playing a parlor game with its colleagues under the Goldman Sachs Asset Management umbrella that involves seeing which fund can lose the most amount of money), was up 5.4 percent in April and 9 percent year to date. Crazy, but can probably be chalked up to the good vibes the ValueStockTips guy's been sending GS's way. Now we get the against god's plan news that a Bear fund is up. Reuters reports that BSC's Emerging Markets Macro Fund posted gains of 8.9 percent for April. A Bear fund. A fund run by Bear. A fund that Bear runs. Gained and didn't lose. Almost nine percent.

Of course, EMMF lost 11 percent in March, and 15.2 for the first quarter, so it's still technically down 7.6 percent for the year but still. This is nuts.


Bear Stearns' $1.2 billion macro hedge fund sees bounce [Reuters]

Comments

Posted by guest, May 08, 2008 1:41PM

Market goes down, Bear EMM fund goes down. Market goes up, Bear EMM fund goes up. Doesnt take a genius to just be long the market, even a Bear Stearns fund can do that.

Posted by guest, May 08, 2008 1:42PM

@1:41-- let me introduce you to my friends 'sarcasm' and 'a joke.'

idiot.

Posted by guest, May 08, 2008 1:43PM

Even a blind hog finds an acorn now and then.

Posted by guest, May 08, 2008 1:55PM

Exactly 1:41. Every credit fund on the planet should have made money in April. The market has seen record returns.

Posted by guest, May 08, 2008 2:06PM

how does 26 percent a year since Feb '05 compare to her peer group? MIT engineering Wharton MBA not your usual BSC guido ... just askin'

Posted by guest, May 08, 2008 2:09PM

1:41/1:55 should be reading dealbook if they want news about a bear fund being up with the market served without a side of incredulity that that place could do anything but lose.

Posted by guest, May 08, 2008 2:10PM

whateves. could you please post that lady forbes or something profile on the 'rainmaker' associates fashion spread photos. someone posted a link to the story on bankersball yesterday. entertain me. embarass some idiotic associates that would pose for a fashion spread. make me happy. i'm miserable

Posted by onetwo , May 08, 2008 2:15PM

@2:10 -- I'm miserable too. The only thing keeping me together today is the fact Erin Burnette is looking incredible today--something she hasn't done in a while.

Erin,

Call me.

1-2

Posted by Anal_yst, May 08, 2008 2:20PM

Think Becky looked uncharacteristically good today also...of course this might have had something to do with my lack of sleep last night, but I'm willing to give her the benefit of the doubt...

Posted by guest, May 08, 2008 2:51PM

@2:06 During the same period you would have made 264% being long Brazilian stockmarket, 239% long Hong Kong stockmarket, 96% long Brazilan Real/USD and 66% Turkish Lira/USD. So the Bear fund returns are not that impressive given they are probably on average at least 2-3 times leveraged and they dont hedge.

Posted by guest, May 08, 2008 2:53PM

@2:51 Can you tell me please what the returns for those asset classes (and others as well) will be for the NEXT three months? That would be useful information.

Posted by guest, May 08, 2008 3:01PM

@2:53 better than the Bear EMM fund

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