Citigroup, fighting to keep its title as one of Wall Street’s most innovative investment banks when it comes to demoralizing employees, has begun charging lower-level employees to use the investment bank’s box seats at sporting events, the Wall Street Journal’s David Enrich is reporting. Top executives, of course, still get to enjoy the perk gratis.
Does anyone know how much Citi charges for box seats? Are they offered at cost? Or does Citi at least offer some kind of discount to those beleaguered junior bankers who have somehow survived the 30,000 deep cuts off Citi has already made or is planning to make? Also, does buying the seats automatically move you toward the bottom 5% of the bank that chief executive Vikram Pandit has promised to fire every year? After all, if you have time to seat in the box seats, you obviously aren’t working hard enough.
Citigroup’s Pandit Faces Test As Pressure on Bank Grows [Wall Street Journal]

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Comments (30)

  1. Posted by guest | May 6, 2008 at 11:11 AM

    It started off as 75% discount on face value but once they realized that junior bankers actually wanted these seats, they cut it to a 50% discount…

  2. Posted by big r | May 6, 2008 at 11:13 AM

    seriously though, how good was Gossip Girl last night?

  3. Posted by guest | May 6, 2008 at 11:16 AM

    The price for 4 Texas Ranger baseball “season” box seats is $4,200.00 for seats behind home plate. That is all the Rangers would pay my firm to get us to go even though we demanded $10,000.00 to have to attend to Ranger home games. We’ll at least get to see one good team I suppose.
    Harry Paratestes, Dallas Supertrader

  4. Posted by diablo | May 6, 2008 at 11:21 AM

    A very large enterprise can become too large not to fail. This one is exhibiting all the signs of immobility in the face of needing rapid change, but that is to be expected because of its size, its culture and its bad financial shape it’s in. It needs to split up, “unlock” its value.
    In the meantime:
    The beatings will continue until morale improves.

  5. Posted by golden girl | May 6, 2008 at 11:25 AM

    big r – it was incredible. I have so many thoughts. For one thing, I am eagerly salivating at the thought of a potential Chuck-Blair reunion to bring down Georgie. For another, the Spitzer / Tom Cruise / Zac Efron mentions were gold.
    Oh, were you kidding? because I am so, so not.

  6. Posted by guest | May 6, 2008 at 11:32 AM

    I dont lose money, I print it!!!

  7. Posted by guest | May 6, 2008 at 11:37 AM

    If they fired another 10,000 citi-ites, there would be less de-moralized employees and ticket prices would drop – win/win.

  8. Posted by guest | May 6, 2008 at 11:38 AM

    @11:32, that was definitely my favorite line from yesterday as well. The best was that people actually took it seriously. I love DB

  9. Posted by big r | May 6, 2008 at 11:44 AM

    golden g. you forgot to mention the katie holmes reference ala jenny dating a GAnalYst. so perfect.

  10. Posted by bank_teller | May 6, 2008 at 11:47 AM

    11:38 — I’m totally setting up a cafepress account to sell t-shirts with that slogan. But I’m not so sure it was a joke. (even if it was half-heartedly intended as such)

  11. Posted by guest | May 6, 2008 at 11:48 AM

    @11:38, Im praying it was, I think people put stuff up like that to get a rise out of people. Put me in for one of those t-shirts though

  12. Posted by guest | May 6, 2008 at 12:02 PM

    I don’t write my name, I print it !!!!!

  13. Posted by golden girl | May 6, 2008 at 12:09 PM

    big R – I did! The “tom cruise” is what I meant by that.

  14. Posted by Pro_Forma | May 6, 2008 at 12:28 PM

    It’s like reading a dumbed down version of EP’s stuff.

  15. Posted by guest | May 6, 2008 at 12:47 PM

    @ 12:28
    Pro_Forma
    LOSER

  16. Posted by dd | May 6, 2008 at 1:15 PM

    is this gawker? yikes.

  17. Posted by golden girl | May 6, 2008 at 1:35 PM

    @dd, I know you’re upset that Chuck and Nate weren’t in last night’s episode. But don’t take it out on us!

  18. Posted by dd | May 6, 2008 at 1:55 PM

    i’m not taking anything out, this convo just totes seems more appropiate for gawker, obvi.

  19. Posted by Anal_yst | May 6, 2008 at 3:42 PM

    Why were you guys not out celebrating cinco de drinko, is the real question here?
    Apparently though, its not appropriate to show up @ work wearing the same clothes you had on the previous day, along with a sombrero and stick-on moustache.
    Who’da thunk it?

  20. Posted by girl | May 6, 2008 at 3:58 PM

    hah the scary thing is I can envision that on you Anal_yst.
    Goss girl was indeed $ but did you guys miss the Tinsley Mortimer jab (“he’s about as reliable as the Tinz after 3 martinis”)? Awesome.

  21. Posted by Investorcluzo | May 6, 2008 at 4:12 PM

    @anal_yst – was that a stick on moustache or a “dirty sanchez”? probably why you got the dirty looks.
    and for the record, I heard bofa was charging their “associates” (euphamism for employees) to use the unwanted seats at sporting/concert events.

  22. Posted by Anal_yst | May 6, 2008 at 4:19 PM

    @ Cluzo/girl/etc
    Unfortunately it was simply a stick-on (the oriental trading co kind, just to clarify)…although i’ve got some sort of “date” with one of the waitresses Friday (after another “date”, whoops!)
    …still hurting…tequila shots bad idea on monday…ughhhhh

  23. Posted by girl | May 6, 2008 at 4:26 PM

    nice work booking the waitress as the later date, she’s more likely to put out for the free meal…
    hey cluzo

  24. Posted by Investorcluzo | May 6, 2008 at 4:26 PM

    @anal_yst: well done. double booking dates (on a friday, no less) under the influence…I’ll be watching the “community board” this weekend for an update. good luck!

  25. Posted by Investorcluzo | May 6, 2008 at 4:29 PM

    @girl: right back at you! hope all is well. perhaps you could convince carney to set up another get together, it’s been too long.
    btw, @anal_yst I don’t think the waitress really needs the free meal – just a couple of tequila shots (no need to set an artificially high bar).

  26. Posted by girl | May 6, 2008 at 4:36 PM

    working on it cluzo, I’m thinking the theme should be “welcome back from the orient”, your thoughts on venue? haha

  27. Posted by Anal_yst | May 6, 2008 at 4:37 PM

    @ cluzo/girl
    Girl “loves” tequilla per her own admission (and proceeded to explain the ‘finer points’ to me that she probably read on the back of a bottle).
    Anyway, low default risk on that one is my point ha

  28. Posted by girl | May 6, 2008 at 4:47 PM

    who me? Did I give you the “tequila is the only alcohol that’s a stimulant not a depressant” line? hahah
    anyway that’s true by the way. Good fact to know.

  29. Posted by Investorcluzo | May 6, 2008 at 4:49 PM

    @girl – I believe I have the appropr-iate venue:
    http://urbandaddy.com/nyc/1182/New_York_Ippudo_Food_New_York_New_York_City_NYC_Top_Ramen_UrbanDaddy_Archives/
    @anal_yst – I love the way you break it down, let’s just hope the agencies appropriately assessed the risk and don’t pull a bear (downgrade to junk over night)…

  30. Posted by Lephattaddith | November 4, 2011 at 5:03 AM

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