Having read our Opening Bell, you will know that equity futures are going bonkers over low non-farm payroll declines, brightly shining figures that have added to the strangely optimistic market tenor. The figure dropped 20,000, but:

Wall Street economists had expected an 85,000 decline in payrolls and a 5.2% unemployment rate. They also expected a faster rise in wages.

Hurray for our side. Well, wait a minute. What’s this little adjustment figure here?

Earlier research indicated that while both the business birth and death portions of total employment are generally significant, the net contribution is relatively small and stable. To account for this net birth/death portion of total employment, BLS uses an estimation procedure with two components: the first component uses business deaths to impute employment for business births. This is incorporated into the sample-based estimate procedure by simply not reflecting sample units going out of business, but imputing to them the same trend as the other firms in the sample.

Sure, a few statistical adjustments. To round out a few errors, no problem. So how large is the upward, statistical adjustment for the April figures? 267,000.
Economy Shed Jobs in April But Pace of Decline Slows [WSJ]
CES Birth and Death Model [U.S. Department of Labor]

Comments (45)

  1. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 9:51 AM

    How the fuck do you know all this shit. I believe you’re not actually 1 person but rather several people form disparate ends of the business posing as 1. Or George Soros.

  2. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 10:02 AM

    Dont be too impressed, the birth/death adjustment is old news even LoSC posted on it at some point in the past.

  3. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 10:03 AM

    can someone please explain what this means?

  4. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 10:04 AM

    wsj must be surveying different “Wall Street economists” than bloomberg, which expected -75k

  5. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 10:05 AM

    Alan Abelson has been talking about the birth/death adjustment for a year now, in Barron’s, that rag of a paper that’s useful for no one but the Boca set. Or so its said here.

  6. Posted by ep | May 2, 2008 at 10:06 AM

    Public Answer: A long history and skeptical inquiry (and no childhood) resulting in a broad, generalist knowledge base.
    True Answer: I know lots about nothing.

  7. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 10:09 AM

    Ha, “even LoSC”, like it’s cuteoverload or something.
    It was reported in Barron’s? If a tree falls in the forest…

  8. Posted by diablo | May 2, 2008 at 10:14 AM

    As I said before on another subject, give me a blank spreadsheet and I’ll give the number that you want to hear.
    BTW, briefing.com had the consensus estimate as down 75K.
    For those who like to look at hard data, check the daily tax witholding data from the Treasury Dept. The y-o-y rate of change has been declining steadily since the fourth quarter of 2007, and continues.
    Now if people who are making less and less could borrow more and more, then the economy would be saved. Right?

  9. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 10:18 AM

    dumbasses– ep used to post on losc as julia mezzanine tranche. ”long death squad startups” is a classic–
    http://longorshortcapital.com/long-death-squad-start-ups.htm

  10. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 10:28 AM

    You are not suggesting that the powers that be are manipulating the numbers to paint a rosier than reality picture to lure retail investors back into the market, are you?
    What would be the point?
    Oh yeah, wait …….. money.

  11. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 10:39 AM

    2008: The Ron Paul Comment Generators gain sentience shortly after it being placed in control of all of the U.S. Military’s weaponry….

  12. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 10:40 AM

    Easy to be skeptical from the sidelines. What’s the alternative? What’s the better method and measure?
    This isn’t new – Gartman has been ranting about it for years – yet markets still care about the employment numbers. I love it when people smugly announce themselves smarter than the markets.
    Humility is always an expensive lesson in trading.

  13. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 10:44 AM

    So is hubris.
    - from a skeptic that can add

  14. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 10:46 AM

    Second question. How does no one know who EP is? don’t the people who work at her firm notice that the same month she’s on vacation there’s this person with similar life experiences writing full time for Dealbreaker? How many female, senior VP, well read, sardonic, PE equity professionals, WHO ARE ON VACATION RIGHT NOW, can there be?

  15. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 10:47 AM

    Interesting connections here. As @ 10:18 pointed out, ep posted under another name at LOSC. The LOSC site lists a link to a blog called “f the police”. Another poster on DB: “girl”, runs that one…..

  16. Posted by AJ | May 2, 2008 at 10:50 AM

    Ritholtz also constantly blogs about this: http://bigpicture.typepad.com/comments/2008/05/reviewing-the-n.html

  17. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 10:55 AM

    Are you shitting me girl has a blog now too? WTF so her and 1-2 and Anal_yst are all blogging away. Jesus, the dealbreaker comment section is going to be responsible for more bankers getting fired than the Bear Mortgage desk.

  18. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 10:56 AM

    nah, ‘girl’ and ep are categorically two different people.

  19. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 11:03 AM

    EP knows lots about assymetrical warfare.

  20. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 11:03 AM

    The difference between girl and EP?
    I’m smarter than girl

  21. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 11:06 AM

    @10:46: some of us know exactly who ep is. we just arent the sort of cocksuckers who trade on that kind of data
    at the risk of embarrassing her it was obvious in retrospect but impossible to see beforehand
    her talents are wasted here– and in pe– but she is obviously having fun
    I think she is one of the smartest people in the business and her deal numbers back that up
    ep– get out of pe and move to public equities already you dumb broad

  22. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 11:11 AM

    “Posted by guest, May 02, 2008 11:06AM
    @10:46: some of us know exactly who ep is.”
    sure you do.

  23. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 11:14 AM

    it is so hard to believe that ep has friends who also read this blog?

  24. Posted by Investorcluzo | May 2, 2008 at 11:22 AM

    back to the topic at hand, anyone notice that the report sites 3,000 new jobs at “financial firms”:
    http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=aabt.Q79iKsE&refer=home
    has pimco already started hiring the folks at bear or have the banks hired more folks to help with the foreclosure process?

  25. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 11:28 AM
  26. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 11:43 AM

    Oh jesus, i hope not. I guess she has to be be horribly unattractive though, given her intellect, something must be wrong with her.

  27. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 11:50 AM

    11:28 – Far right and second from the left are sexy mamas

  28. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 11:54 AM

    far right’s face scares the shit out of me

  29. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 11:58 AM

    Far Right (“FR”) has that masculine look in her face that you will only find in finance. Sexi.

  30. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 11:59 AM

    “Far Right (“FR”) has that masculine look in her face that you will only find in finance. Sexi.”
    confirmation that most guys who work in finance are closeted homosexuals (nothing wrong with that) who like to ease their way into men by fucking masculine looking women.

  31. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 12:14 PM

    second the left is hot in a mommy way.

  32. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 12:16 PM

    the one in the middle with the glasses is sexy in the naughty librarian sort of way…second from right and far right = no thanks.

  33. Posted by Master of None | May 2, 2008 at 12:20 PM

    I’ve never met a woman who didn’t look fugly in a suit.
    Just saying.

  34. Posted by Master of None | May 2, 2008 at 12:21 PM

    To clarify, I meant pantsuits.

  35. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 12:25 PM

    @master of none– meaning they’d be more attractive if they were wearing more girlish clothes? or just that all women who wear pantsuits, i.e. all women who work in finance are ugly…clarification pls

  36. Posted by HAM05 | May 2, 2008 at 12:35 PM

    master of none, that may have been one of the dumbest comments ever
    pantsuits are not hot in and of themselves, but paired with a nice pair of boobies hugged by a brassier thats just visible through the peepholes left by barely-hanging-on buttons. if that doesnt make you tent, youre a dudelover

  37. Posted by Anal_yst | May 2, 2008 at 1:27 PM

    @ 10:55
    I’ve had my own blog since ’05ish, i’m just not a shameless attention whore like Sykes.
    Your 2nd comment though is hilarious (and likely very prescient ha…oh, wait, uh…)

  38. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 1:29 PM

    who cares what they wear? all holes lead to orgasm.

  39. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 1:45 PM

    @1.31
    let me guess -
    she also wears bracelets for deflecting bullets and has a magic lasso that makes you tell the truth.

  40. Posted by ep | May 2, 2008 at 1:54 PM

    Ok, people. The speculation is cute, and all in good fun, until it isn’t anymore.
    You are pushing the limits. Cool it. You know who you are.

  41. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 2:11 PM

    ep = ron paul?

  42. Posted by girl | May 2, 2008 at 2:12 PM

    ooh we’ve got some under cover banker/detectives in our midst (admittedly not as cool as being an actor slash model but whatevs, you’ll take what you can get, surely)
    So far we’ve assessed my a) complete lack of intellect (cheers 11:03- last I checked it wasn’t a qual to get an MRS) and b)possession of a blog- who knows what next! I’m quaking in my Loboutins.
    ps HAM’s rather astute assessment that you’re all gay is, well, really rather astute.

  43. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 2:22 PM

    Wow. Guess the now deleted comment at 1.31 hit a nerve.
    Who needs enemies when you have friends.

  44. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 2:25 PM

    @2.22,
    Your next

  45. Posted by StupidEquityGuy | May 2, 2008 at 2:35 PM

    The FED is now accepting used car loans as collateral to swap for Treasury’s… USED FREAKING Cars…
    I guess we are all subprime now…
    NEW YORK (MarketWatch) — The Federal Reserve, along with other central banks, said Friday that it was increasing the funding it is providing to banks and announced that, for the first time, it was willing to accept bonds backed by auto loans and credit cards.
    http://www.marketwatch.com/news/story/fed-expands-auction-accepts-wider/story.aspx?guid=%7BBD25FFE1%2DEF18%2D45C1%2DB984%2D3CD33807727B%7D

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