Fringe Benefits To Getting Fired

As you well know, UBS is scheduled to begin laying off some 8,000 employees tomorrow, just prior to accepting the “Heart of Gold Award” for community service unrelated to its own employees.* Bloomberg, it seems, is aware of the date as well:

From: [redacted]

Sent: Friday, May 02, 2008 6:41 PM

To: UBS-IBD

Subject: **May 6, 2008**


Dear Bloomberg user at UBS:

As your account manager I am aware of what the date above signifies for some of you. Be aware that Bloomberg will provide you with a free trial should you find yourself in between jobs.


To activate the trial, just call our main number 212 318 2000. If you have any questions or if there is something that I can do for you, let me know.

With regard,
[redacted]


* Apparently the choice of May 6th as D-day had less to do with the Swiss bank’s desire to inject a bit of irony into its firings than wanting to bookend the bad news with parties—see you at that cheesy Mexican restaurant on Vanderbilt across from Grand Central at 5! Management has rented out the place for a whole two hours.

Comments

Posted by guest, May 05, 2008 12:43PM

is this email for real? I know they have the policy of providing free access to those between jobs, so it's possible. But actually listing a date??

Posted by guest, May 05, 2008 12:56PM

This is a routine offer.

Posted by guest, May 05, 2008 1:29PM

How much does Bloomberg kick ass? Seriously, that's pretty nice of them.

Posted by guest, May 05, 2008 1:30PM

thats very aggressive...

Posted by guest, May 05, 2008 1:38PM

Is it really incentivized comp when the floor is $40m??

Posted by guest, May 05, 2008 1:40PM

I hear he puts all of his orders in vwap and goes out to lunch

Posted by guest, May 05, 2008 2:33PM

D Day is June 6, not May 6

Posted by onetwo , May 05, 2008 3:05PM

haha...even montag has to take a drug test. If anyone wants to send their new boss a case of cranberry juice they should hurry before Costco/Sam's put an 800 gallon limit on purchases.

Posted by dd, May 05, 2008 5:06PM

i just heard ubs was cutting the entire muni group. can anyone confirm?

Posted by guest, May 05, 2008 8:05PM

The Bond Buyer reports UBS is looking to sell its muni business

Posted by guest, May 05, 2008 9:34PM

To whom exactly? Do they get to assume the auction rate liabilities as well?

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