Deal Ron Paul Supporters (Human and/or Automated):
In the spirit of last-day-in-office pardons and stealing of “W” keys from White House keyboards, I have developed totally unsanctioned DealBreaker policy that will likely only last until someone notices this post.
Henceforth, my automated comment script will replace the text “Ron Paul” with a hyperlink to this image.
Thank you for your cooperation.

Comments (68)

  1. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 3:01 PM

    Woot! Ron Paul for life.

  2. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 3:04 PM

    it doesn’t work.

  3. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 3:05 PM

    RCII is probably looking for a new PR firm.

  4. Posted by Anal_yst | May 2, 2008 at 3:10 PM

    ja, pic no worky (or is that the point, hmmm)

  5. Posted by hedgehog | May 2, 2008 at 3:11 PM

    RON PAUL REVOLUTION!!!

  6. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 3:11 PM

    3:01 – I don’t know what “Woot!” is but I know and love freedom and this country and I am voting for Ron Paul

  7. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 3:12 PM

    RPR! Doctor Representative Ron Paul [the Great] is the only one who can save this country.

  8. Posted by Capt Obvious | May 2, 2008 at 3:12 PM

    I voted for RP in the Republican primary – I live in the East Village – was the 2nd registered republican to show up at my polling station that day -good times

  9. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 3:13 PM

    the targeted advertising on DealBreaker is balls on accurate — i’ve always wanted an amish gazebo and just lifted 2 — one for the living room and one for the mud room in my UWS classic 6.

  10. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 3:14 PM

    I live in Zimbabwe and if I could vote freely and there was a black version of the great Doctor Ron Paul from the State of Texas, I would vote for him.

  11. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 3:16 PM

    you just don’t get Ron. I guess we are getting the government we deserve.

  12. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 3:18 PM

    RP is a good example of what happens to a candidate that talks about doing the “right thing” for the country. Nobody wants to hear it.

  13. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 3:18 PM

    Equity Private…fuck you!

  14. Posted by ep | May 2, 2008 at 3:20 PM

    “Equity Private…fuck you!”
    Not if you are a Ron Paul supporter. ;)

  15. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 3:20 PM

    Go ahead and support Obama or Hillary. Fucking Communist. Ron Paul 08

  16. Posted by Capt Obvious | May 2, 2008 at 3:20 PM

    politics makes my bowels move — it’s the only profession that employs more scumbags per capita than Wall St.

  17. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 3:21 PM

    I trust Ron Paul alone with my teenage daughter because he is the most virtuous man in the world.

  18. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 3:21 PM

    Go ahead and support Obama or Hillary. Fucking Communist. Ron Paul 08

  19. Posted by diablo | May 2, 2008 at 3:23 PM

    What spirit is EP talking about? The “W” key scandal was fabricated. I hope EP is not fabricating her exit from this joint.

  20. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 3:23 PM

    ep is ron paul

  21. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 3:25 PM

    ha ha ha
    I trust Ron Paul alone with my adolescent son because he is Ron Paul

  22. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 3:27 PM

    down with the fed! back to the gold standard!

  23. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 3:27 PM

    ep: you probably agree with ron paul on more topics than any other candidate, romney is too much of a politician

  24. Posted by zzz1357 | May 2, 2008 at 3:27 PM

    ep is just trying to get more attention for Ron Paul, clearly.

  25. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 3:28 PM

    I will gladly denounce RP if it gets me some time with EP!

  26. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 3:29 PM

    It’s a wan world.

  27. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 3:30 PM

    I’m so glad EP is leaving.

  28. Posted by StupidEquityGuy | May 2, 2008 at 3:30 PM

    EP,
    What do you think about the FED accepting used car loans for collateral now…
    I was at first shocked, but then I realized it made more sense… There is more scrap value in a car then your average house. So realistically, the FED is actually accepting a higher grade asset then it was with the mortgages it was accepting…
    ~SEG

  29. Posted by ep | May 2, 2008 at 3:32 PM

    Actually, I get paid by the comment count on my posts, so I’m doing a last-quarter bonus boost.

  30. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 3:35 PM

    ronpaulronronpaulronronpaulronpaul
    Go Ron Go!!! We can do it!!

  31. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 3:36 PM

    Ron Paul delivers babies without his hands. He simply reads them the
    Bill of Rights and they crawl out in anticipation of freedom.
    http://www.ronpaulfacts.com/

  32. Posted by blndebnker | May 2, 2008 at 3:36 PM

    Why do you all hate EP? I don’t get it.

  33. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 3:38 PM

    “Ron Paul doesn’t masturbate, but if he did it would be to
    the constitution.”

  34. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 3:46 PM

    It is so frustrating to know that Chelsea will not be eligible to take over the family business after the Hill years.
    Damnit! We have to change the laws in this country. Clearly she will be more qualified than anyone …. ever, just from having parents as Prez.

  35. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 4:03 PM

    3:46 – i’d hit that. she’s kinda a hottie to boot

  36. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 4:10 PM

    @blndebnker they can’t take a woman who is more versed in the ways of fin-a-nce than their little 1st year analyst selves are.
    long live ep. will miss you.
    oh and f ron paul

  37. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 4:14 PM

    @4:10 Agree. The quality of the discourse has risen substantially with the appearance of ep. Gonna miss you. GAnalYst

  38. Posted by ep | May 2, 2008 at 4:19 PM

    GAnalYst-
    Thank you!

  39. Posted by american bandersnatch | May 2, 2008 at 4:28 PM

    I’ll miss her too. I think dealbreaker is stronger with EP. Much like the old triad stategic defense (ICMBs, subs and bombers), we’d be better off with Bess (sex and scandal), EP (financial issues) and Blarney (rice). We cannnot allow a financial isssues gap!

  40. Posted by mrpink | May 2, 2008 at 4:29 PM

    Come back and post sometime EP.. Things are going to get quieter around here without you… Monday morning, we shall return to the normal complaints about ‘grammar’ in the posts.
    -mrp

  41. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 4:33 PM

    Pink: this is yr weekend for Black Party, Philla yes? Have fun. We DON’T want a full report. GAnalYst

  42. Posted by mrpink | May 2, 2008 at 4:49 PM

    GAnalYst-
    Yeah, this is indeed the weekend for it. Sadly, a change in plans, I’m headed off to Chicago.. family is in trouble. Gosh darnit, I was all packed up too, but things change.
    Have a good weekend all, don’t drink all the beer at Ulysses (or eat all the oysters, Ian)… I want some when I return Sunday.
    -mrp

  43. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 4:51 PM

    “Ron Paul delivers babies without his hands. He simply reads them the
    Bill of Rights and they crawl out in anticipation of freedom.”
    Very funny remark. Thanks.

  44. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 4:53 PM

    ep – If this is your final day, thank you for guest editing and posting. I learned some stuff from you! Please ignore the ep haters; they’re merely insecure.

  45. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 4:57 PM

    @4:03
    you must be blind

  46. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 5:08 PM

    “There is more scrap value in a car then your average house. So realistically, the FED is actually accepting a higher grade asset then it was with the mortgages it was accepting… ”
    Don’t forget, cars can be repossessed, put on a truck and moved from Miami to Dallas and sold. You can’t pick a crappy guido-ed out condo from Miami and move it to a place where people actually have jobs to sell. In a real estate crisis, I’ll take the portable collateral thanks :)

  47. Posted by diablo | May 2, 2008 at 5:23 PM

    @5:08PM
    “Don’t forget, cars can be repossessed, put on a truck and moved from Miami to Dallas and sold. ”
    Ahh, reminds me of the movie Repo Man:
    The guys that make it are the guys that get in their cars at any time. Get in at 3am, get up at 4. That’s why there aint a repo man I know that don’t take speed. — Bud (Repo Man)
    I can see it now. The laidoff WS guys getting jobs as repo men working for the Fed. Finance is never a dead end job.

  48. Posted by onetwo | May 2, 2008 at 5:35 PM

    EP, it goes without saying, that you know i’ll miss you. But I said it anyways. Sweet irony.
    F Ron Paul
    “Portable Collateral”=great term
    And lastly, did you guys really check out today at 2:30????

  49. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 5:45 PM

    Hey ep, your good bye is up there with those reporters getting the heave-ho at the WSJ.

  50. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 6:21 PM

    That was outstanding! Your best post yet!

  51. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 6:45 PM

    I see nothing but a humble honest man with integrity sitting there in that chair. He’s exactly what America needs. He’s got my vote.

  52. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 8:42 PM

    Thank you for the funny photo of Ron Paul.

  53. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 10:03 PM

    Anyone who would post a nasty piece like this based on someone’s SHOES, proves the stupidity of the masses and how they swallow the government lies and why we have the BAD GOVERNMENT WE HAVE, lurching toward totalitarianism and bankruptcy.
    You will get the government you deserve — and dangerous people like Hillary, Obama and McCain get elevated.
    SCUM RISES to the top I guess.
    Thank you Ron Paul for being you — WE LOVE YOU and you are the only honest stateman who deserves to be president and who is telling the public the truth.
    Your detractors have not yet graduated from their high school mentality.

  54. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 10:20 PM

    EP
    Love you
    Ron Paul is a CHIMP

  55. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 10:33 PM

    I think this quote is pretty well appropriate for this:
    “Don’t criticize what you don’t understand, son. You never walked in that man’s shoes.”
    -Elvis Presley

  56. Posted by guest | May 2, 2008 at 11:01 PM

    fuck you

  57. Posted by guest | May 3, 2008 at 12:26 AM

    Ron Paul is wasting his time. The majority have degenerated to the point they don’t understand freedom, which they will happily trade for a nanny state that supplies the entitlements. Bye bye constitution your a dead letter.

  58. Posted by guest | May 5, 2008 at 9:11 AM

    hey ron we’ve been on the gold standard before guess what? we almost went bankrupt.
    Guess no one cares if you promise that they won’t have to pay their taxes…

  59. Posted by guest | May 5, 2008 at 9:41 AM

    @10:03 You can tell a lot about a person from their shoes. Ditto teeth. Think about it.

  60. Posted by guest | May 5, 2008 at 9:42 AM

    Forget the gold standard. Free Silver! LaRouche ’08!

  61. Posted by guest | May 5, 2008 at 9:43 AM

    @9:11 Not that I’m a fan of the gold standard, but I believe the problem was that the price of gold was at the time fixed.

  62. Posted by Josh | June 18, 2011 at 7:45 PM

    Dude, i’m gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fuckiing pathetic . and I’m being one hundred percent serious.  you’re a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fuking shit on these blogs ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking faggot.

  63. Posted by Jkaan62 | July 26, 2011 at 6:31 PM

    Ronu00a0 Paul is the only one out there that IS NOT a DUMBASS! Most educated in the bunch! Seriously, you are the dumbass for not doing your research on the guy before posting such crude comments.

  64. Posted by Kyle Brubaker | November 9, 2011 at 11:06 PM

    What a jerk off.

  65. Posted by Tiffany Nicole | January 5, 2012 at 9:35 PM

    you are pathetic.

  66. Posted by Ass Kicker | January 8, 2012 at 10:48 PM

    What an ignorant lemming

  67. Posted by @hansikel | January 11, 2012 at 9:02 PM

    thick douche.

  68. Posted by Ron Paul Supporter 1 | January 30, 2012 at 10:05 PM

    Hey equity do everyone a favor and keep drinking the koolaid.