In Unrelated News, Charlie Gasparino Perfecting His Beer Can Crushing Skills In Midtown As We Speak

sandrasmith.JPGPlease, God, for the love of watching Cody Willard pass out after one chug let the tip we just received be true. Supposedly, Bloomberg TV has challenged Fox Business to a "drink off." One unnamed anchor who recently moved from BTV to FBN believes (and I dare you to read this line without peeing your pants), "We have some hard core mo'fos up in here--could be quite a challenge." No idea who said that (though Sandra Smith and Brian Sullivan are among those who jumped ship), or where/when this thing is taking place but we will keep you abreast of the situation and be distributing Team Cavuto t-shirts (at cost), this much I promise you. (Don't particularly like the guy, just have our money on the fact that he's in it to win it and has no qualms about playing dirty.)

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Posted by HAM05, May 22, 2008 11:30AM

can db field a team? can we chug mikes?

if so, id like to throw my name in the hat

Posted by big r, May 22, 2008 11:39AM

great idea HAM. considering i bathe in MHL you can include me in this one.

Posted by Anal_yst, May 22, 2008 11:42AM

ditto, I fucking shower in that shit

Posted by To The Hilt, May 22, 2008 11:44AM

In a world gone soft, someone's gotta be hard.

introducing mike's hard light.

oh yeah.

Posted by GinNTonic, May 22, 2008 11:55AM

I fing love MHL! I put it on my God damned cereal! I’m crushing one right now!

Posted by counterclockwise, May 22, 2008 12:24PM

Every now and then, I appreciate the return of Mike's Hard Lemonade.

Posted by guest, May 22, 2008 12:25PM

Totally unrelated but thought I would spread the good news!!

From CNN.com ......
"Bill Clinton says Chelsea may go into politics"

Posted by guest, May 22, 2008 12:45PM

"I'm crushing one right now." Are you wearing a stiped shirt?

Posted by guest, May 22, 2008 1:53PM

What - is the bar of choice out of Zima?

Posted by guest, May 22, 2008 1:54PM

LOOK AT MY TWIST CAP MHL! FUCKING LOOK AT IT!

Posted by GinNTonic, May 22, 2008 2:00PM

@ 12:45
Look at my button down striped shirt! Fing look at it! This shirt means one thing! I’m coming home with some p*ssy tonight!

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