TimTV

Tim Sykes has gone and gotten himself an (online) TV show. Some of you may be disappointed to hear that LiveStock is not a situation comedy revolving around one city boy's attempt to run a farm, with hilarious hijinx along the way that include "accidental" sex with horses and the like. However, I think you still might enjoy LS, which the host describes as being "like Mad Money," with him in front of a green screen taking questions which you can ask in real time. For those who'd like to be more passive participants, consider making it an ancillary component of the Vending Machine Challenge. Whoever eats all 35 items and keeps them down while watching this show wins. Good luck to all.

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Posted by guest, May 30, 2008 1:34PM

Argh!! How do you SHUT THE DAMN THING OFF???

Posted by guest, May 30, 2008 1:41PM

Button. Lower left corner.

But now the goddamn thing restarts every time I load the page.

Are you TRYING to lose pageviews?

Posted by guest, May 30, 2008 1:48PM

) 12 years ago, chuck norris took an especially large dump, the result was Timothy Sykes

2) Chuck Norris sold short shares of CYGT to Timothy Sykes.


-Kaizen Trader

Posted by guest, May 30, 2008 1:52PM

how dare you make such a comparison!!

Timmay is smaller than one of the peanuts in Chuck's dodo.

Posted by guest, May 30, 2008 1:59PM

That is the worst video player of all time.

Posted by TimothySykes, May 30, 2008 2:11PM

haha glad u guys liked it...anybody who cant get the video player to work should upgrade from your macintosh

Posted by guest, May 30, 2008 2:16PM

Terists win.

Posted by guest, May 30, 2008 2:19PM

If you stop posting about this ass-clown, maybe he will just go away. I love this site, but the Timmay coverage has to stop.

Posted by guest, May 30, 2008 2:20PM

If Tim has five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris will soon have twelve dollars. Tim must pay interest.

Posted by guest, May 30, 2008 2:33PM

gotta give it to Tim. People keep making fun of him.. and he keeps coming back with a laugh.

Posted by guest, May 30, 2008 2:37PM

But at night he cries himself to sleep on his huge pilla.

Posted by guest, May 30, 2008 3:09PM

HEAD! SHOES! NOW!
Would you look at the cranium on that kid.
Like an orange on a toothpick.

Posted by guest, May 30, 2008 4:30PM

It has its own weather pattern!

Posted by guest, May 30, 2008 4:50PM

like sputnik, spherical but pointy in parts

sorry.....ok, that's enough

Posted by guest, May 30, 2008 6:17PM

Timmay is the man

Posted by guest, May 30, 2008 6:19PM

Tim is smarter than 90% of the tools in the biz

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