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HF people: you guys are supposedly so great at finding 'alternative' ways to make money. Somebody figure out a way to monetize the singular awesomeness that is this guy and come hell or high water, we will get you the capital to start your own shop and leverage this shit to the hilt. ( Note to readers: None of you will ever do anything as cool as this.).
Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars [Telegraph]
Posted by mktmkr, May 27, 2008 2:01PM
and is that guy in the picture finger banging that Eclipse?
Posted by bernoulli, May 27, 2008 2:25PM
He probably fists the tailpipe!
Posted by FUNdamental, May 27, 2008 3:29PM
@ mktmkr - I believe he is using a straddle strategy.
Posted by FUNdamental, May 27, 2008 3:30PM
@ mktmkr - I believe he is using a straddle strategy.
Posted by american bandersnatch, May 27, 2008 4:01PM
The guy says he's not gay, but if you're a guy and you "made love" to the Knight Rider car, you're gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Posted by american bandersnatch, May 27, 2008 4:01PM
The guy says he's not gay, but if you're a guy and you "made love" to the Knight Rider car, you're gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Posted by guest, May 27, 2008 4:07PM
that's total bullshit. if you look at the pics on the link, he's also having sex with helicoptors.
There's no way you could be in love with cars AND helicoptors. It just doesn't make sense. He's just fucking them.
Posted by guest, May 27, 2008 4:22PM
All this means is that he whacks off on the paint job. What's so special about that?
Posted by american bandersnatch, May 27, 2008 4:43PM
How do you know he's just whacking off on the paint job? Remember Eddy Murphy's banana in the tailpipe trick from Beverly Hills Cock?
Posted by guest, May 27, 2008 6:57PM
I am going to bet on the car not in the tailpipe. Generally the tailpipe is sharpe (really sharpe) and it has been my experience that "really sharp" (hence why people get thier teeth filed) is not compatiable with that area.
I have a feeling that Eddie Murphy likes really tight (not that there is anything the matter with it) which is why he peaked in Beverly Hills Cock !
Posted by guest, May 27, 2008 11:11PM
I had a Volvo a while back that would fuck me out of $700 every 4 months it seemed.
Posted by guest, May 28, 2008 4:51AM
You got a purty grill.
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Posted by mktmkr, May 27, 2008 1:58PM
How exactly do the..ahem...mechanics of having sex with a car work out?