• 09 May 2008 at 5:19 PM
  • Citigroup

This Seems About Right

Today at Citigroup, in accordance with Vikram’s promise to shareholders that the company will begin taking steps toward realizing the enormous potential of the C, a member of the fixed income group was paid 3 grand to execute “the reverse bowl cut,” according to sources. To claim the money, he must sport the haircut proudly on the trading floor for a full calendar week. We’re told the money is being donated to charity.
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Comments (14)

  1. Posted by guest | May 9, 2008 at 5:35 PM

    A Citi middle office guy donating money to charity? His job was probably on the line… Reverse bowl or you’re out!

  2. Posted by guest | May 9, 2008 at 5:52 PM

    probably originally intended to keep the money; but once he became famous for this, realized he had to do so to aviod ridicule.

  3. Posted by guest | May 9, 2008 at 6:34 PM

    Anyone know if this was on the taxable FI floor or munis?

  4. Posted by guest | May 9, 2008 at 6:48 PM

    389G 4th Floor, around 2pm

  5. Posted by guest | May 9, 2008 at 6:49 PM

    Sorry Typo 390G

  6. Posted by guest | May 9, 2008 at 7:16 PM

    That guy is very handsome! Does he have a girlfriend?

  7. Posted by guest | May 9, 2008 at 9:20 PM

    yep sure does, a real gem too!

  8. Posted by guest | May 9, 2008 at 11:16 PM

    looks like dr. cox

  9. Posted by guest | May 10, 2008 at 7:01 PM

    Who are these jackasses? I can tell you with certainity this crap is not tolerated at GS or LEH. Think there might be connection between this behavior and performance???

  10. Posted by guest | May 10, 2008 at 8:42 PM

    Stuff like that is done all the time at MER & WB. Yes, WB has trading floors…

  11. Posted by guest | May 12, 2008 at 7:49 AM

    Warner Bros the cartoon company has trading floors…?

  12. Posted by guest | May 12, 2008 at 9:09 AM

    Whah! GS and LEH don’t tolerate this nonsense! Whah! Way to lump Lehman and GS together. I forgot Lehman outperformed the rest of the street… If you don’t appreciate a good spoof dopey, probably want to stop visiting the site.

  13. Posted by guest | May 12, 2008 at 10:46 AM

    “I can tell you with certainity this crap is not tolerated at GS or LEH.”
    I didnt know HR visits this site as well.

  14. Posted by guest | May 12, 2008 at 10:53 AM

    GS story from late-80s: two traders, one M one F. Both do triathalongs. M makes a bet with the F re finish time of next weekends tri. Stakes: fancy racing bike (whatever 80s equivalent was of a Litespeed, Serotta – maybe $2,600 at the time) and the winner gets to hoist it on top of their trading station for the day. F won. M delivered the bike, F displayed it for all to see. HR didn’t fire anybody. Have things really changed?

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