• 30 May 2008 at 1:30 PM

TimTV

Tim Sykes has gone and gotten himself an (online) TV show. Some of you may be disappointed to hear that LiveStock is not a situation comedy revolving around one city boy’s attempt to run a farm, with hilarious hijinx along the way that include “accidental” sex with horses and the like. However, I think you still might enjoy LS, which the host describes as being “like Mad Money,” with him in front of a green screen taking questions which you can ask in real time. For those who’d like to be more passive participants, consider making it an ancillary component of the Vending Machine Challenge. Whoever eats all 35 items and keeps them down while watching this show wins. Good luck to all.


Comments (16)

  1. Posted by guest | May 30, 2008 at 1:34 PM

    Argh!! How do you SHUT THE DAMN THING OFF???

  2. Posted by guest | May 30, 2008 at 1:41 PM

    Button. Lower left corner.
    But now the goddamn thing restarts every time I load the page.
    Are you TRYING to lose pageviews?

  3. Posted by guest | May 30, 2008 at 1:48 PM

    ) 12 years ago, chuck norris took an especially large dump, the result was Timothy Sykes
    2) Chuck Norris sold short shares of CYGT to Timothy Sykes.
    -Kaizen Trader

  4. Posted by guest | May 30, 2008 at 1:52 PM

    how dare you make such a comparison!!
    Timmay is smaller than one of the peanuts in Chuck’s dodo.

  5. Posted by guest | May 30, 2008 at 1:59 PM

    That is the worst video player of all time.

  6. Posted by TimothySykes | May 30, 2008 at 2:11 PM

    haha glad u guys liked it…anybody who cant get the video player to work should upgrade from your macintosh

  7. Posted by guest | May 30, 2008 at 2:16 PM

    Terists win.

  8. Posted by guest | May 30, 2008 at 2:19 PM

    If you stop posting about this ass-clown, maybe he will just go away. I love this site, but the Timmay coverage has to stop.

  9. Posted by guest | May 30, 2008 at 2:20 PM

    If Tim has five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris will soon have twelve dollars. Tim must pay interest.

  10. Posted by guest | May 30, 2008 at 2:33 PM

    gotta give it to Tim. People keep making fun of him.. and he keeps coming back with a laugh.

  11. Posted by guest | May 30, 2008 at 2:37 PM

    But at night he cries himself to sleep on his huge pilla.

  12. Posted by guest | May 30, 2008 at 3:09 PM

    HEAD! SHOES! NOW!
    Would you look at the cranium on that kid.
    Like an orange on a toothpick.

  13. Posted by guest | May 30, 2008 at 4:30 PM

    It has its own weather pattern!

  14. Posted by guest | May 30, 2008 at 4:50 PM

    like sputnik, spherical but pointy in parts
    sorry…..ok, that’s enough

  15. Posted by guest | May 30, 2008 at 6:17 PM

    Timmay is the man

  16. Posted by guest | May 30, 2008 at 6:19 PM

    Tim is smarter than 90% of the tools in the biz

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