What Was Spitzer's "Dangerous" Kink?

Posted by John Carney, May 22, 2008, 10:40am

Did we ever find out what it was that disgraced former New York governor Eliot Spitzer wanted from his hookers that made the folks running the prostitution ring warn girls about his "dangerous" desires? We can't remember. But Emily Gould spent 36 hours watching Sex and the City, and now she might have an idea.

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Posted by guest , May 22, 2008 10:47AM

Although autoerotic asphyxiation was a popular candidate, I thought we established that he liked bareback anal?

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Posted by guest , May 22, 2008 10:52AM

10:47 is correct - that is what i like

Eliot

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Posted by miami , May 22, 2008 10:58AM

sterile = not dangerous.

Space Monkey ftw.

10:47 - auto-erotic means alone. Means not paying $5k for Ashley to show up.

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Posted by guest , May 22, 2008 11:03AM

you don;t pay hookers to show up- you pay them to LEAVE

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Posted by Anal_yst , May 22, 2008 11:10AM

pretty sure golden showers aren't particularly dangerous when done in the traditional sense of the old country.

Er, at least thats what I've been told...

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Posted by onetwo , May 22, 2008 11:10AM

Are you guys kidding, Spitz is definnitely a furry!

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Posted by guest , May 22, 2008 11:17AM

onetwo, being a furry isn't dangerous so much as it is humiliating and retarded.

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Posted by hawk99 , May 22, 2008 11:27AM

His dangerous kink: wearing calf high socks while fornicating in unsavory positions

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Posted by big r , May 22, 2008 11:43AM

@ hawk99 - if thats wrong then i dont want to be right

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Posted by guest , May 22, 2008 12:00PM

Ask Jim Chanos......he knows!!!!

MS

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Posted by guest , May 22, 2008 12:10PM

I think urban dictionary defines it as shrimp dippin

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Posted by merkin capital partners , May 22, 2008 12:36PM

my guesses... love of feltching...or perhaps Hot Carl

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=feltching

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hot+Carl

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Posted by counterclockwise , May 22, 2008 12:37PM

hawk99 and big r, you're funny.

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Posted by guest , May 22, 2008 1:02PM

oh come on... let's stick with the simplest solution.... BBBJ

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Posted by guest , May 22, 2008 1:57PM

Ass-to-mouth. Definitely ass-to-mouth.

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Posted by hawk99 , May 22, 2008 2:37PM

who's ass to who's mouth?

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Posted by guest , May 22, 2008 7:24PM

What's a furry?

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Posted by guest , May 23, 2008 10:42AM

I hear he has a male foot fetish!

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Posted by guest , May 23, 2008 10:47AM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ass_to_mouth

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Posted by guest , May 23, 2008 10:48AM

@ 10:42

So do 3/4 of the guys on Wall St...lol

Bet there are tions of hot feet showing on those trading desks today! loafers no socks...maybe some flip flops over at Bear (figure they dont get too dressed up anymore)

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Posted by guest , May 23, 2008 10:52AM

bear guys are all gone to the bar by this time of day on a regular tuesday, let a lone a holiday friday

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Posted by guest , May 23, 2008 10:56AM

Maybe they are getting drunk at connellys and sucking each others toes.

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Posted by guest , May 23, 2008 11:18AM

that would be my guess

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Posted by guest , May 23, 2008 11:26AM

*That* Emily Gould? She of the blog-tome in the e-NY Times front page yesterday?

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