What Was Spitzer’s “Dangerous” Kink?

By John Carney

Did we ever find out what it was that disgraced former New York governor Eliot Spitzer wanted from his hookers that made the folks running the prostitution ring warn girls about his “dangerous” desires? We can’t remember. But Emily Gould spent 36 hours watching Sex and the City, and now she might have an idea.

Comments (24)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | May 22, 2008 at 10:47 AM

    Although autoerotic asphyxiation was a popular candidate, I thought we established that he liked bareback anal?

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | May 22, 2008 at 10:52 AM

    10:47 is correct – that is what i like
    Eliot

  3. 3
    Posted by miami | May 22, 2008 at 10:58 AM

    sterile = not dangerous.
    Space Monkey ftw.
    10:47 – auto-erotic means alone. Means not paying $5k for Ashley to show up.

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | May 22, 2008 at 11:03 AM

    you don;t pay hookers to show up- you pay them to LEAVE

  5. 5
    Posted by Anal_yst | May 22, 2008 at 11:10 AM

    pretty sure golden showers aren’t particularly dangerous when done in the traditional sense of the old country.
    Er, at least thats what I’ve been told…

  6. 6
    Posted by onetwo | May 22, 2008 at 11:10 AM

    Are you guys kidding, Spitz is definnitely a furry!

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | May 22, 2008 at 11:17 AM

    onetwo, being a furry isn’t dangerous so much as it is humiliating and retarded.

  8. 8
    Posted by hawk99 | May 22, 2008 at 11:27 AM

    His dangerous kink: wearing calf high socks while fornicating in unsavory positions

  9. 9
    Posted by big r | May 22, 2008 at 11:43 AM

    @ hawk99 – if thats wrong then i dont want to be right

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | May 22, 2008 at 12:00 PM

    Ask Jim Chanos……he knows!!!!
    MS

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | May 22, 2008 at 12:10 PM

    I think urban dictionary defines it as shrimp dippin

  12. 12
    Posted by merkin capital partners | May 22, 2008 at 12:36 PM

    my guesses… love of feltching…or perhaps Hot Carl
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=feltching
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hot+Carl

  13. 13
    Posted by counterclockwise | May 22, 2008 at 12:37 PM

    hawk99 and big r, you’re funny.

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | May 22, 2008 at 1:02 PM

    oh come on… let’s stick with the simplest solution…. BBBJ

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | May 22, 2008 at 1:57 PM

    Ass-to-mouth. Definitely ass-to-mouth.

  16. 16
    Posted by hawk99 | May 22, 2008 at 2:37 PM

    who’s ass to who’s mouth?

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | May 22, 2008 at 7:24 PM

    What’s a furry?

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | May 23, 2008 at 10:42 AM

    I hear he has a male foot fetish!

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | May 23, 2008 at 10:47 AM

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ass_to_mouth

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | May 23, 2008 at 10:48 AM

    @ 10:42
    So do 3/4 of the guys on Wall St…lol
    Bet there are tions of hot feet showing on those trading desks today! loafers no socks…maybe some flip flops over at Bear (figure they dont get too dressed up anymore)

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | May 23, 2008 at 10:52 AM

    bear guys are all gone to the bar by this time of day on a regular tuesday, let a lone a holiday friday

  22. 22
    Posted by guest | May 23, 2008 at 10:56 AM

    Maybe they are getting drunk at connellys and sucking each others toes.

  23. 23
    Posted by guest | May 23, 2008 at 11:18 AM

    that would be my guess

  24. 24
    Posted by guest | May 23, 2008 at 11:26 AM

    *That* Emily Gould? She of the blog-tome in the e-NY Times front page yesterday?

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