Write-Offs: 05.13.08

Posted by Bess Levin, May 13, 2008, 5:00pm

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$$$ Deals: Sprinting into the Future?
In our M&A Roundup for the week ended May 11, as "near deals" percolate, the two top transactions may foreshadow a bigger move involving Nextel. [CFO.com]

$$$ 2 Indicted in UBS Tax Fraud Case [NYT]

$$$ Walk of Shame [1-2]

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Posted by guest, May 13, 2008 5:28PM

Haha, Notice how Morgan Stanley is missing in that image.

Posted by guest, May 13, 2008 9:32PM

I don't get it.. what's the meaning of leaving out Morgan Stanley?

Posted by guest, May 13, 2008 10:26PM

My buddy Vikram just emailed me the good news. Thank god for his steady hand on the tiller. Now I can sleep peacefully ... at last.

Dear _____ ______,

I want you to be among the first to know about the bold steps we are taking at Citi to be the premier, global, fully integrated financial services firm.

Our objective is to create for our customers an experience in which services are seamless, payments and transfers effortless, and distances meaningless. My commitment - and the commitment of everyone at Citi - is to work tirelessly around the world and around the clock to deliver outstanding value and service as we continue to earn your trust.

We are proud of our enduring strength as a global financial institution, striving to successfully meet the needs of clients like you in more than 100 countries. As always, we look forward to continuing to serve you - wherever you are and wherever you need to be.

Sincerely,

Vikram Pandit
CEO, Citi

Posted by Lowly Assistant, May 13, 2008 11:55PM

Do ATMs sleep? Does someone pull the cord at 7 pm? Fuck no! That's why we're committed to giving our finest service at any hour of the day or night. We don't fuck around. Red eyes? Visine. Anxiety? Swallow a fucking paxil and get back to those spreadsheets! Dental appointment? Brush, floss, and drink some motherfucking vitamin D milk. Fuck soy. Spouse upset about your absense? Bring her in, and schedule a rented cot with the conference center. We don't allow love to interfere with that "F5" button! See people? We're interested in your finances, and will go the extra mile for your needs. Sleep doesn't come between our service and your spending. Swipe your card, gain a smile...on us! Citi.

Simply my best,

Vik "Viceroy" Pandit

Posted by guest, May 14, 2008 8:26AM

more cartoons please

Posted by guest, May 14, 2008 10:05AM

what!! you got an e-mail from Vicky as well, I thought we were BFF, thats it, he's off my MySpace page for ever!

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