CNBC anchors are debating the definition of a "metrosexual" amongst themselves. (Hint: not what Joe Kernen thinks it is-- "a guy who lives on the Upper East Side.")
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Posted by To The Hilt, May 23, 2008 10:41AM
I thought "a guy who lives on the Upper East Side" was the correct definition.
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Posted by mktmkr, May 23, 2008 10:51AM
A guy who lives on the UES is not a metrosexual. You're thinking of a douchebag.
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Posted by onetwo , May 23, 2008 10:58AM
Was it just me, or was it Disneyland in front of the exchange today? Maybe it's just because I came later than usual, but i have never kicked so many kids in in the face in five minutes before.
The cops just laughed.
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 10:59AM
sorrt mktmkr, should we all be bunking up like you in a studio Brooklyn heights? I hear that commute is a bitch, not that I would know...
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:00AM
sorry mktmkr, should we all be bunking up like you in a studio Brooklyn heights? I hear that commute is a bitch, not that I would know...
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:00AM
and where, mktmkr, should one live? Please tell. Not upper west - that's for babbling old people clinging to rent controlled apartments, that eat in diners and let the soup drip down their chins. Not Village, its noisy. Not Murray Hill, too much traffic. Not SoHo, too shopping mall. Not Chelsea, too gay. Maybe Tribeca, but not till you have three children. That only leaves Wash Hts, which is too long a subway ride. I'm waiting.
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Posted by blndebnker, May 23, 2008 11:02AM
Oooh mktmkr you have gone and pissed off all the UES boys today.
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:04AM
You know its a slow day when...
The traders on the otc desk are comparing their feet and then start massaging each others feet at the desk!
Man I love slow days!
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:05AM
Not pissed off at all. What the F do I care? I just want to hear what the rational argument is for not wanting to live UES. And don't give me the people are aholes. They're aholes everywhere in greater NY, including Hoboken, Brooklyn and Astoria. Its part of the culture here.
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Posted by blndebnker, May 23, 2008 11:08AM
@11:05am - You are absolutely right. Personally I'm a fan.
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:09AM
They always argue against the UES because.....they can't afford it.
Telling a chick I live on 71st & Park, then inviting her back is about a big an aphrodisiac as anything for her.
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:12AM
Good to know Blonde, so I guess I did something right.
@ the first 11:05, I feel compelled to point out that Hoboken is NOT NY (I notice you said greater NY, I somehow still feel mildly insulted)
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:12AM
Just saw an ad flash up here for Ann Taylor Loft MATERNITY. YIKESSSSSSSSS. You ladies are not going to go havin any babies on us are you?
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:13AM
@11.10--theres more than one building at 71st, clown. And, as anyone who has lived in the area will tell you, the moment the overhyped move in, its not worth living there.
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:14AM
Upper East Side? Shitty bars, shitty restaurants, old people. No thanks. I'll take dealing with the eurotrash and the hipsters downtown over that.
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:14AM
I did say greater NY. How is Hoboken different than Bkln? Not Manhattan, short train ride away, mostly brownstones. A little more frat boy, but otherwise the same idea.
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Posted by girl, May 23, 2008 11:15AM
@ 11:12, well that's the fun part, there's always the possibility isn't there
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Posted by blndebnker, May 23, 2008 11:15AM
@11:12am - Indeed you did, sir. But I'm sure you know that.
@11:12am (2) - You should send a note to Carney immediately letting him know that that kind of corporate sponsorship is not welcome here.
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:16AM
Anyone know what's good tonight and dont say the meatpacking.
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Posted by Capt Obvious, May 23, 2008 11:16AM
moving to the UES from the East Village at the end of July -- it's 70 blocks but I feel like I'm changing continents .. think it's just me being psychotic though
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Posted by GinNTonic, May 23, 2008 11:16AM
Yeah, blonde definitely loves the beer-pong playing fratastic meatheads at Big Easy / Moe's. Or is she into the pastel double-popped collars at Dorrians?
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:19AM
@11:14 (both)
I heard its the hipsters who we have to blame for the bedbug epidemic. Shitty restaurants, my next door neighbor is Daniel, ever hear of it? yeah, you probably haven't.
Hoboken has its perks, i agree. Its a great place to go for a one ngiht stand and buy one get one free beers. But i only feel like reliving my college glory days once a year. Otherwise, thank you but no thank you.
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:20AM
@11:14 the difference is that as a NYC borough we can use it as a garbage dump now that SI is filled to the brim.
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Posted by blndebnker, May 23, 2008 11:20AM
@ GinNTonic - Absolutely not. I love the neighborhood. However I have never been to Big Easy and I refuse to go back to Dorrian's. I've never been in a room with that many tools at once in my life. Not to mention, I don't wear cardigans and pearls when I go out so it's just not my scene.
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:20AM
I've never heard anyone say, "I've made it - I live in Hoboken/Brooklyn etc."
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:22AM
@ 11:16. You should probably talk to the OTC guys who are massaging each others feet. Those dudes sound pretty kickass.
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Posted by blndebnker, May 23, 2008 11:24AM
@11:20am - That's def true but hey, you gotta start somewhere.
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Posted by girl, May 23, 2008 11:24AM
I've never heard anyone say "I've made it - I live in here" that's so toolish.
Of course, I agree with the assessment that the UES is boring, stuffy, relies on one train lin which is particularly disgusting and slow, and has more Tasti Delites (sic?) per capita then any area in its right mind should have...but then you also have museums and the park, so you are nearly forgiven...nearly.
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:24AM
Back to the original subject, I didn't see the anchor debate about metrosexuals, but I can't believe they wouldn't have just cited Dennis Neale as being about as stereotypical metrosexual as possible. Or perhaps he was the one who brought up the subject.
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Posted by Capt Obvious, May 23, 2008 11:24AM
blndebanker - agreed - Dorrians is the single worst bar in Manhattan
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:25AM
blonde- Thanks for that ego boost. i am now content for the rest of the hour (time between now and when I dodge out east)
@11:20- Thats where you find the real ladies (HINT: they know things)
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:25AM
Those guys will all talk about how great Homoboken is until they finally get a chance to live in NYC and then they will tell jokes about new jersey.
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:25AM
How is the 4/6 line digusting in comparison to any of the other lines?
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:27AM
You guys are harsh. Remember marginal utility: you weigh the money you have vs. the benefits of the various alternatives you can afford. Everyone does that and winds up living someplace that maximizes their own marginal utility. Simple as that. Get back to work.
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Posted by blndebnker, May 23, 2008 11:28AM
Thank you, Capt. Finally someone agrees with me. Honestly, if someone can objectively explain the charm of that place, I would be appreciative.
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:30AM
Isn't the charm of Dorrians that you can go there completely wasted at like 2 am and be almost assured of getting laid? Or is that obvious?
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:31AM
@11:28 Its good for two things: 1) to try and meet the next Preppie Killer 2) if you're a 16 yo with a fake ID who lives on Park Ave.
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Posted by blndebnker, May 23, 2008 11:33AM
@11:30am - Oh so it's more of a charm for the males? Makes sense. I have seen some ridiculously drunk girls that would hit just about anything around 2:30am.
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:33AM
there's def a Dorrian's type, and they all seem to feel comfortable only around each other. You can also find them, but aged a few years, at the bar at Orsay.
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Posted by GinNTonic, May 23, 2008 11:35AM
UES is fine during the daytime (ie Central Park, East River, H&H Bagel).
It's at night when all the dbags show up at Dorrians, Jack Russells, Ship of Fools, etc.
Yes, the 6 blows (4,5 is fine). Try doing the walk of shame on a Saturday, Sunday morning and you'll sit around for the 6 stewing about last night for hours waiting for the train.
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:40AM
Gin, you have a point. I did once, a while back, wake up at 81st and 1st (dont know how or why) and walked a good 60 blocks due to lack of service on the 6. I have since reffered to it as the longest walk of shame ever. This was of course before I was wise enough to get my ass out of gramercy and into the UES.
Also, living there is perfectly fine. Going out there though at night... I would rather slit my wrists and sit in a sink.
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:40AM
The entire UES is full of d-bags, this seems to be the consensus here.
If that is the case then where should I be hanging out? Mid-town, both East and West, sucks. The LES is full of hipsters and B&T. Meat packing is okay, but it is expensive and there is a decent amount of Jersey repreenting on the weekends. What does that leaveme with?
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Posted by GinNTonic, May 23, 2008 11:44AM
Whats the charm of Dorrians? If you consider jailbait looking like walking easter egg baskets charming, then yes it has a lot of fing charm.
@11:36
H&H on 2nd Ave / 80s also. The original is on Bwy.
@girl
Since the only single girls who live in the UES are cougars and JAPs, it's a bad thing.
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Posted by blndebnker, May 23, 2008 11:45AM
Oh man the subway ride of shame is the worst. It's the kind of self-reflection nobody consciously wants to part-take in.
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:46AM
Nothing wrong with pearls Blonde, it is actually very classy, you should try it once in a while.
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Posted by Capt Obvious, May 23, 2008 11:47AM
@1140 -- best nightlife is east village/LES.. although both areas are approaching jump the shark territoy .. I like a lot of UES bars .. good for day drinking and watching sports .. I abhor the meat packing district (matter of personal taste) .. parts of the west village/university place area work for me as well
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:52AM
day drinking and watching sports.... Explain the charm of that me please. I see it and it always strikes me as very gay. Guys sitting around, bonding. Sloppy clothes, piss semi hard ons. Face it, why don't you just go home and suck cocks together? GAnalYst
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Posted by blndebnker, May 23, 2008 11:53AM
@11:46 - I don't think you read my post closely enough. I said I don't wear them out, meaning when I go out on a Saturday night. And not necessarily picking on those that do, but it's not my choice. I do wear my pearls to work here and there.
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:54AM
"16 yo with a fake ID who lives on Park Ave"
where do i meet 16 yo with a fake ID who lives in Rego Park?
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Posted by GinNTonic, May 23, 2008 11:55AM
@11:51
Are still college? It's Happy Days reference of when the Fonz literally waterskied over a shark pool. It's when the show went down hill. So it's when something is at it's peak but is starting to go downhill.
@blonde
The worst part of subway ride of shame, is that it's like an awful cologne/perfume. Everyone on the train smells it and gives you a look.
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:56AM
How is day-drinking unappealing? It mixes some fo the best things life has to offer; booze, sports, chicks, and endless time until last call. If anything it constitutes the ultimate recipe for disaster. Not to mention, if you actually do pull of the one-day stand (in lack of better terminology) you can go for the two-fer after a quick nap. Which, for a guy, truns what is frequently ill-named the 'walk of shame' into a sure fire 'walk of triumph'. just saying...
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:58AM
ha ha that is why you cab it, and make the bastard pay for it. :)
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:59AM
Only day old douches drink during the day. What a loser. Probably jerkin' his gherkin hoping to catch some free porno before his Mommy comes home and demands a massage.....
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Posted by Capt Obvious, May 23, 2008 12:00PM
come on GAnalYst - you can see the appeal - everything straight dudes do does not have to be some sort of attempt to hide their gayness - can't we just all get along??
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Posted by Anal_yst, May 23, 2008 12:04PM
The consensus is that dbags are everywhere, in manhattan, brooklyn, hoboken, pretty much anywhere within a 40-mile radius, and there is no escaping.
There is only choosing which particular variety of d-bag you wanna hang around.
That is all.
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 12:06PM
Its not hiding gayness, its GAY period. You say it mixes booze, sports, chicks. From what I've seen, when day drinking is involved women are rare and if there at all, skanky. Its like frat house shenanigans. Guys being with guys. What I'm saying is if you really enjoy guys so much, admit it and take it to the next pleasurable level. GAnalYst
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Posted by blndebnker, May 23, 2008 12:06PM
@Gin - Haha SO TRUE.
@11:58am - Sometimes one wants to leave without waking the bastard. Otherwise, totally agreed.
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Posted by GinNTonic, May 23, 2008 12:11PM
@11:58
I'm pretty low, but not low enough to make a girl pay for my cab. The problem with cabs though is that they might actually ask you "how was last night?" In the subway, you only get the grins and snickers from people.
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Posted by GinNTonic, May 23, 2008 12:12PM
@11:58
I'm pretty low, but not low enough to make a girl pay for my cab. The problem with cabs though is that they might actually ask you "how was last night?" In the subway, you only get the grins and snickers from people.
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Posted by Suits, May 23, 2008 12:12PM
I'm always amused by the debating about the various Manhattan "neighborhoods". The whole freaking island is 13 square miles. You're rarely more than 15 minute cab ride away from anything.
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 12:14PM
ganalyst, thanks for ruining the thread. I don't post much up here but I read it a lot, and it seems as though you are more or less obsessed with homosexuality being some underscore of every activity straight guys enjoy participating in. Seriously, get over it already. No one is interested.
Trash it all you want, but for many of us it (day-drinking) is a much needed escape from our girlfriends constant bitching, and a good excuse to get that much needed escape. Don't get me wrong, girlfriends are great almost all of the time, but sometimes you just need a break.
And blonde, thank you for not wearing pearls out at night. Girls like that are generally pretentious bitches... in my experience.
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 12:18PM
@12:14 Please accept my sincere apologies for "ruining the thread". That's a good one. GAnalYst
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Posted by FUNdamental, May 23, 2008 12:18PM
@12:14 - concur on the pearls analysis.
UES has some perfectly fine bars...as do most neighborhoods...but if you've heard interns discussing them (dorrian's, moe's, mcfaddens, mad river all leap to mind) probably best to find somewhere else.
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 12:18PM
@12.14--you really dig gays dont you? everything about you screams.."I am gay, let my out of the closet." Real men dont bitch about their girlfriends, they take them to fun, interesting places and adore them.
(Chicks who wear pearls are fine. Its the fake, cheap jewelery thats annoying.)
Dude, its OK to be gay. Any of the fags here will gladly push your stool in at a bar, in the car etc
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Posted by To The Hilt, May 23, 2008 12:18PM
Well said, Anal_yst.
Except for of course me. I'm not a douchebag. I don't understand why everybody keeps telling me I am.
I couldn't be, could I?
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Posted by Anal_yst, May 23, 2008 12:22PM
@ hilt
1st sign that you're probably a d-bag...
dont worry though, until you've been called worse, you're no worse than anyone else (but if you're a true acheiver, you'll really try to be 'all you can be', so to speak)
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 12:25PM
@11:46,
I agree with you. Blonde sould try cardigans and pearls more often. Big improvement over her standard fare...Jimi Hendrix T-shirt and bowling shoes.
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 12:26PM
@12:18 anyone who doesn't bitch about his girlfriend or thinks guys don't is either a)gay b)the girfriend, or c) currently dating the only chick who has ever laid him
end of discussion
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Posted by blndebnker, May 23, 2008 12:26PM
@12:14pm - You're welcome. I tend to go for the not-a-stuck-up-bitch look.
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Posted by mktmkr, May 23, 2008 12:31PM
I get nosebleeds above 23rd St. Everyone knows the LES and East Village is where the fun is.
Unfortunately all the douches from UES are making their way down there and pushing it towards meatpacking, jump the shark territory.
If you love the UES so much then stay the fuck up there.
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 12:31PM
Worked really late last night and then missed a meeting this morning because I forgot to check my calendar because I was so tired last night. Off to a great start of the day! Brunhilde (my top boss) and Jackie G. (a man, nicknamed for a famous dead comedian and my immediate boss) are sure to notice the missed meeting. I think Jackie G. was in the meeting, and his favorite activity is to run into Brunhilde's office with the latest derogatory information about a member of her "team."
I could stand some day drinking myself right now! Sans frat boys.
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Posted by GinNTonic, May 23, 2008 12:33PM
@12:14
You're making pretentious bitch, sound like it's a bad thing.
@12:26
If you throw in black fingernails, I'm in
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Posted by FUNdamental, May 23, 2008 12:35PM
@12:31 - it's sunny out, maybe a lunch break and afternoon offsite meeting at the seaport would do you some good?
@blonde - if you're trying to avoid that look, we'll all assume you don't own uggs either. well played.
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 12:35PM
@12.26--I dont know any guys who bitch about their girlfriends. If you dont dig their act, move on - theres only about a million chicks in NYC. Maybe you're just a frat boy loser, who is actually gay (as are your pals) which is why you "bitch" (a chick term by the way) about women to your homos.oopppss, I mean homeys...
jokes on you fag!
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 12:45PM
@12:39- I'm with u...nothing from with taking the cougar for a spin and then having said cougar spoil me rotten.
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Posted by blndebnker, May 23, 2008 12:47PM
@12:35pm - Yeah I'm going to admit I own Uggs. I love them. They keep my feet warm in the winter. I don't care if boys think they are ugly. I LOVE THEM. I do not however wear them with micro minis or any of the like because my rule is that if it's cold enough to wear them, it would be defeating the purpose.
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 12:48PM
Eww if you shave a cougar too much she displays her pussy wrinkles. NOT COOL!
Re: walk of shame though, are you really hooking up with such hideous people you are ashamed of it? I can't remember the last time I was on my way home thinking, if you people around me could only see what I hit last night!
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 12:48PM
Eww if you shave a cougar too much she displays her pussy wrinkles. NOT COOL!
Re: walk of shame though, are you really hooking up with such hideous people you are ashamed of it? I can't remember the last time I was on my way home not thinking, if you people around me could only see what I hit last night!
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 12:50PM
I don't subscribe to this whole (pardon the pun) "cougar" moniker thing. What do real cougars or people who went to the University of Houston have to say about it? It as grating as the neo-embedded, subjectively referential and current immensly popular phrase "back in the day".... and where the hell did that come from and who allowed it to happen?
~The Irritated Ghost of Mark Twain
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 12:53PM
Statistics compiled by New York City say Manhattan is 23.7 square miles. The variety of the neighborhoods within those square miles is awesome. The one thing all Manhattan neighborhoods seem to have in common is fumes. I'm not saying you can't have a beautiful apartment somewhere in Manhattan, because obviously you can, but unless the chaffeur drives you everywhere, you're going to be smelling fumes along your daily route.
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 1:04PM
Gotta love the U.E.S. (Upper East Sluts)!
Is there anywhere in the world that has a higher slut-per-capita ratio than the area bounded by 80th, york, 95th, and 2nd?
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 1:04PM
GAnalYst, probably isn't even really gay anyway. And if he is, that's pretty f*cking cliché.
Oh, and arguing about day drinking, NYC neighborhoods, gay undertones (real or perceived), who b*tches about their girlfriend, does not make you a fag or a d'bag. It just makes you an *sswipe with nothing better to do. Cheerio!
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Posted by girl, May 23, 2008 1:07PM
@ Irritated Mark Twain:
It's not subjectively referential- there is indeed a scientific method to its usage:
http://www.happyrobot.net/robotchow/backintheday.asp
No thanks necessary.
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 1:12PM
I am a girl, I wear pearls and as a matter of fact I really like them. I am definitely not a bitch, but I do have standards.
If that makes me a bitch, then I proudly accept the compliment. :)
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 1:16PM
@1:12
Are they real pearls? Cultured from zinc deposits in my testicles? If not, then you are truly a bitch.
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 1:20PM
@1.16--whats wrong with a chick wearing pearls? I think its a nice look, esp when matched with earrings. Of course if they're not silver/pinkish and at least 6-8mm, they're cheap.
I bet your boyfriend enjoys it when he gives you a pearl necklace as he rides your chest.
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 1:22PM
@ 1:16
Wow is that the best you can do? In need to relieve some sexual frustration are we? hahaha
Blonde seems to be your type, maybe she would like your pearls.
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 1:24PM
Mark Twain's Ghost@12:50PM...
Cougars, not sure of the moniker's origin, but I know what they are.
Older women, 50-70 or so, nice legs...especially calves & ankles, thigh-high nylons, shaved pussy, sweet panties/thong, manicured, pedicured, cultured, nice smile, long slender neck, eyes that sparkle, nice coiffure, and they make me want more.
Been in love with them since I was seventeen, and that was a long time ago.
The Guy from Delaware
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 1:26PM
Hey, FUNdamental, thanks for the cheery post. @12:31pm here. Been brooding since I posted. Yeah, lunch, it would probably be a good thing. Brunhilde's secretary just told me that Brunhilde and Jackie G. went to lunch. Wonderful. Lunch. Think I'll go to lunch.
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 1:27PM
@1:22
Nope, just senseless woman degrading humor. Thought you could use some. Talking about wearing pearls on a f*cking finance board, you are asking for it - and a donkey punch.
Fact is (99.9% true is as good as fact), if you are posting here (work in banking) and you are female - then you are downright - only a face your mother could love - ugly.
Enjoy the weekend! Bye!
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 1:28PM
TGFD dreams of cougars but is probably porking some mutt as we speak.
hahahaha
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 1:30PM
@1.27--I dont think so. I've banged a few banker chickies and for the most part, they're smart, hot and a lot of fun.
I bet they all turn you down!
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 1:32PM
95th and second? jesus dude you may as well go to crown heights.
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 1:33PM
Dear "girl @1:07": Thank you.. (anyway and with well wishes, too) for that consarned internet link. I was born in 1835 and their was no "Back in the day" reference time frame for me.
It is well known that on my 70th birthday I announced that I had never done a days work in my life. I think I could run Bear Stearns.
~The Irritated Ghost of Mark Twain
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Posted by Capt Obvious, May 23, 2008 1:34PM
industry with the hottest females - anything involving media - I'd put banker chicks in the top 10
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 1:35PM
Guy From Delaware you are a sick fuck. 50 - 70 ??? Dude those aren't cougars anymore 60-70 those are grandmas, and late 50s is reeeeeaaally pushing it.
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 1:36PM
@1:20 Thanks for that. You know, I live within ten blocks of there and passed many times but never noticed its H&H.
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 1:38PM
@1:28,
Dude, Good for TGFD. Better to be porking a mutt than porking his hand like you.
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 1:38PM
Re origin of the "cougar" moniker, picture Mrs. Robinson in "The Graduate." I'd subtract 20 years from TGFDs age bracket though.
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 1:39PM
Guy from Delaware:
Hmmmm....that's the only thing you've said recently that I diagree with. I prefer the younger model. Of course, I live in Newark, so they are plentiful.
The Other Guy from Delaware
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 1:40PM
@1:27, haha you are getting a little too sensitive here, and taking it a bit, just a bit too personally. RELAXXX
No need to bash what I look like, and likewise I have no need to justify my looks, smarts or anything else for that matter.
Thank you @ 1:30. I concur!
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 1:40PM
What are you all going to do when there is no longer any Moe's?!
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 1:41PM
@1.38
I meant mutt, as in bow wow, in Delaware they think pushing over sleeping cows is a hot time.
and leave my hand alone, its given me more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a quiet sunday afternoon.
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 1:43PM
So do you think its gay to let another guy massage your feet?
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Posted by girl, May 23, 2008 1:45PM
@ ghost of mark twain,
I'm pretty sure once you become a ghost your whole life is considered "back in the day", that's the beauty of it.
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 1:46PM
Guests@1:35/1:38...
@1:35, You've never been with one. Your lack of experience is evident.
@1:38, How old was Ann B when she made that movie?
The Guy From Delaware
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 1:47PM
@ 1:41 - Don't knock until you've tried it...cow tipping, that is.
The Other Guy from Delaware
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 1:52PM
I'm endlessly entertained by people who complain that a neighborhood's bars and those who frequent them aren't cool enough. Are you really so lame and insecure that you need to be in the right "scene" to enjoy yourself?
I live in the Upper East Side and divide my time fairly equally between bars in all corners of the city. Sometimes I'm in the mood for a cocktail at Freeman's, sometimes I'm in the mood for body shots with that hot Mad River bartender. Live and let live.
Still, Dorrian's is about as cool as a bag of dicks.
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 1:52PM
Wow, 120+ comments about what neighborhood has the greatest concentration of douchebags. Priceless!
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Posted by Capt Obvious, May 23, 2008 1:54PM
@1:38 - depends on your definition - does the 'banker chick' label apply to females working in any aspect of a banking operation (i.e. HR) .. just wondering
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 1:58PM
@1:46, it's me @1:38. To answer your question, Ann B was 36 when she made "The Graduate." That reiterates my thoughts all the more as I find that to be prime cougar age.
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Posted by GinNTonic, May 23, 2008 2:06PM
Banker chicks are only in the top 10 bucket if you have yellow or curry fever. I do agree that they have great personalities. Sarcastic, witty, pretentious, dress well , and depressingly cynical. Just like me, minus the boobs and long hair.
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 2:20PM
@GinNTonic,
wow, I really expectated more from you.
There is a number of hot chics, who have plenty of assets, and to think they are all Asians or Indians well that just ignorance.
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 2:25PM
@1:58 right on. But now that you have proven him wrong, his alter-ego will suddenly show up to defend him.
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Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 2:30PM
Guest@1:58...
Right you are. But then again, You selected Ann B as the object of your cougar definition. I'll stick with my original range.
In the summer when I was seventeen, I enjoyed my first; she was thirty-three. Not long before, while still at boarding school I read the inspirational book, " In Praise of Older Women". The encounter with Elizabeth was somewhat awkward. My inexperience was obvious, but she was kind, and very affectionate, and I loved her for the tenderness she shared with me.
Elizabeth was the younger sister of my good friend's mother.
More to follow...
The Guy from Delaware
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Posted by HAM05, May 23, 2008 2:31PM
fucking eh get cought up in work for 2 hrs and come back to all these wingnuts.
2 points:
a)bag of dicks is the best phrase ever
b)pearls are awesome, no matter what time of day - i prefer them on sundays during church and even more so at night as they double amazingly well as vaginal beads.
Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 10:39AM
I thought it was simply a straight guy that tries as much as possible to emulate an urban gay guy, without actually sucking teh cock.