You Know It's A Slow Day When...

Posted by To The Hilt, May 23, 2008 10:41AM

I thought "a guy who lives on the Upper East Side" was the correct definition.

Posted by girl, May 23, 2008 10:43AM

and he has a standing reservation at Dorsia too, right?

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 10:44AM

What if he sucks toes instead of the cock?

Posted by mktmkr, May 23, 2008 10:51AM

A guy who lives on the UES is not a metrosexual. You're thinking of a douchebag.

Posted by onetwo , May 23, 2008 10:58AM

Was it just me, or was it Disneyland in front of the exchange today? Maybe it's just because I came later than usual, but i have never kicked so many kids in in the face in five minutes before.

The cops just laughed.

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 10:59AM

sorrt mktmkr, should we all be bunking up like you in a studio Brooklyn heights? I hear that commute is a bitch, not that I would know...

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:00AM

sorry mktmkr, should we all be bunking up like you in a studio Brooklyn heights? I hear that commute is a bitch, not that I would know...

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:00AM

and where, mktmkr, should one live? Please tell. Not upper west - that's for babbling old people clinging to rent controlled apartments, that eat in diners and let the soup drip down their chins. Not Village, its noisy. Not Murray Hill, too much traffic. Not SoHo, too shopping mall. Not Chelsea, too gay. Maybe Tribeca, but not till you have three children. That only leaves Wash Hts, which is too long a subway ride. I'm waiting.

Posted by blndebnker, May 23, 2008 11:02AM

Oooh mktmkr you have gone and pissed off all the UES boys today.

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:04AM

You know its a slow day when...

The traders on the otc desk are comparing their feet and then start massaging each others feet at the desk!

Man I love slow days!

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:05AM

Not pissed off at all. What the F do I care? I just want to hear what the rational argument is for not wanting to live UES. And don't give me the people are aholes. They're aholes everywhere in greater NY, including Hoboken, Brooklyn and Astoria. Its part of the culture here.

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:05AM

blonde, You know you dig the UES'ers...

Posted by blndebnker, May 23, 2008 11:08AM

@11:05am - You are absolutely right. Personally I'm a fan.

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:09AM

They always argue against the UES because.....they can't afford it.

Telling a chick I live on 71st & Park, then inviting her back is about a big an aphrodisiac as anything for her.

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:10AM

@11:09 71/Park? Like 740? Who are you, Schwartzman?

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:12AM

Good to know Blonde, so I guess I did something right.

@ the first 11:05, I feel compelled to point out that Hoboken is NOT NY (I notice you said greater NY, I somehow still feel mildly insulted)

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:12AM

Just saw an ad flash up here for Ann Taylor Loft MATERNITY. YIKESSSSSSSSS. You ladies are not going to go havin any babies on us are you?

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:13AM

@11.10--theres more than one building at 71st, clown. And, as anyone who has lived in the area will tell you, the moment the overhyped move in, its not worth living there.

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:14AM

Upper East Side? Shitty bars, shitty restaurants, old people. No thanks. I'll take dealing with the eurotrash and the hipsters downtown over that.

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:14AM

I did say greater NY. How is Hoboken different than Bkln? Not Manhattan, short train ride away, mostly brownstones. A little more frat boy, but otherwise the same idea.

Posted by girl, May 23, 2008 11:15AM

@ 11:12, well that's the fun part, there's always the possibility isn't there

Posted by blndebnker, May 23, 2008 11:15AM

@11:12am - Indeed you did, sir. But I'm sure you know that.

@11:12am (2) - You should send a note to Carney immediately letting him know that that kind of corporate sponsorship is not welcome here.

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:16AM

Anyone know what's good tonight and dont say the meatpacking.

Posted by Capt Obvious, May 23, 2008 11:16AM

moving to the UES from the East Village at the end of July -- it's 70 blocks but I feel like I'm changing continents .. think it's just me being psychotic though

Posted by GinNTonic, May 23, 2008 11:16AM

Yeah, blonde definitely loves the beer-pong playing fratastic meatheads at Big Easy / Moe's. Or is she into the pastel double-popped collars at Dorrians?

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:19AM

@11:14 (both)

I heard its the hipsters who we have to blame for the bedbug epidemic. Shitty restaurants, my next door neighbor is Daniel, ever hear of it? yeah, you probably haven't.

Hoboken has its perks, i agree. Its a great place to go for a one ngiht stand and buy one get one free beers. But i only feel like reliving my college glory days once a year. Otherwise, thank you but no thank you.

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:20AM

@11:14 the difference is that as a NYC borough we can use it as a garbage dump now that SI is filled to the brim.

Posted by blndebnker, May 23, 2008 11:20AM

@ GinNTonic - Absolutely not. I love the neighborhood. However I have never been to Big Easy and I refuse to go back to Dorrian's. I've never been in a room with that many tools at once in my life. Not to mention, I don't wear cardigans and pearls when I go out so it's just not my scene.

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:20AM

11:19 - You like eating in a mortuary?

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:20AM

I've never heard anyone say, "I've made it - I live in Hoboken/Brooklyn etc."

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:22AM

@ 11:16. You should probably talk to the OTC guys who are massaging each others feet. Those dudes sound pretty kickass.

Posted by blndebnker, May 23, 2008 11:24AM

@11:20am - That's def true but hey, you gotta start somewhere.

Posted by girl, May 23, 2008 11:24AM

I've never heard anyone say "I've made it - I live in here" that's so toolish.

Of course, I agree with the assessment that the UES is boring, stuffy, relies on one train lin which is particularly disgusting and slow, and has more Tasti Delites (sic?) per capita then any area in its right mind should have...but then you also have museums and the park, so you are nearly forgiven...nearly.

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:24AM

Back to the original subject, I didn't see the anchor debate about metrosexuals, but I can't believe they wouldn't have just cited Dennis Neale as being about as stereotypical metrosexual as possible. Or perhaps he was the one who brought up the subject.

Posted by Capt Obvious, May 23, 2008 11:24AM

blndebanker - agreed - Dorrians is the single worst bar in Manhattan

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:25AM

blonde- Thanks for that ego boost. i am now content for the rest of the hour (time between now and when I dodge out east)

@11:20- Thats where you find the real ladies (HINT: they know things)

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:25AM

Those guys will all talk about how great Homoboken is until they finally get a chance to live in NYC and then they will tell jokes about new jersey.

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:25AM

How is the 4/6 line digusting in comparison to any of the other lines?

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:27AM

You guys are harsh. Remember marginal utility: you weigh the money you have vs. the benefits of the various alternatives you can afford. Everyone does that and winds up living someplace that maximizes their own marginal utility. Simple as that. Get back to work.

Posted by blndebnker, May 23, 2008 11:28AM

Thank you, Capt. Finally someone agrees with me. Honestly, if someone can objectively explain the charm of that place, I would be appreciative.

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:30AM

Isn't the charm of Dorrians that you can go there completely wasted at like 2 am and be almost assured of getting laid? Or is that obvious?

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:31AM

@11:28 Its good for two things: 1) to try and meet the next Preppie Killer 2) if you're a 16 yo with a fake ID who lives on Park Ave.

Posted by blndebnker, May 23, 2008 11:33AM

@11:30am - Oh so it's more of a charm for the males? Makes sense. I have seen some ridiculously drunk girls that would hit just about anything around 2:30am.

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:33AM

there's def a Dorrian's type, and they all seem to feel comfortable only around each other. You can also find them, but aged a few years, at the bar at Orsay.

Posted by GinNTonic, May 23, 2008 11:35AM

UES is fine during the daytime (ie Central Park, East River, H&H Bagel).

It's at night when all the dbags show up at Dorrians, Jack Russells, Ship of Fools, etc.

Yes, the 6 blows (4,5 is fine). Try doing the walk of shame on a Saturday, Sunday morning and you'll sit around for the 6 stewing about last night for hours waiting for the train.

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:36AM

H&H is on Bwy/80. What are you thinking?

Posted by girl, May 23, 2008 11:37AM

ahaha

"stewing about last night" is that a good or bad thing?

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:40AM

Gin, you have a point. I did once, a while back, wake up at 81st and 1st (dont know how or why) and walked a good 60 blocks due to lack of service on the 6. I have since reffered to it as the longest walk of shame ever. This was of course before I was wise enough to get my ass out of gramercy and into the UES.

Also, living there is perfectly fine. Going out there though at night... I would rather slit my wrists and sit in a sink.

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:40AM

The entire UES is full of d-bags, this seems to be the consensus here.

If that is the case then where should I be hanging out? Mid-town, both East and West, sucks. The LES is full of hipsters and B&T. Meat packing is okay, but it is expensive and there is a decent amount of Jersey repreenting on the weekends. What does that leaveme with?

Posted by GinNTonic, May 23, 2008 11:44AM

Whats the charm of Dorrians? If you consider jailbait looking like walking easter egg baskets charming, then yes it has a lot of fing charm.

@11:36
H&H on 2nd Ave / 80s also. The original is on Bwy.

@girl
Since the only single girls who live in the UES are cougars and JAPs, it's a bad thing.

Posted by blndebnker, May 23, 2008 11:45AM

Oh man the subway ride of shame is the worst. It's the kind of self-reflection nobody consciously wants to part-take in.

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:46AM

Nothing wrong with pearls Blonde, it is actually very classy, you should try it once in a while.

Posted by Capt Obvious, May 23, 2008 11:47AM

@1140 -- best nightlife is east village/LES.. although both areas are approaching jump the shark territoy .. I like a lot of UES bars .. good for day drinking and watching sports .. I abhor the meat packing district (matter of personal taste) .. parts of the west village/university place area work for me as well

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:51AM

'jump the shark'?

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:52AM

day drinking and watching sports.... Explain the charm of that me please. I see it and it always strikes me as very gay. Guys sitting around, bonding. Sloppy clothes, piss semi hard ons. Face it, why don't you just go home and suck cocks together? GAnalYst

Posted by blndebnker, May 23, 2008 11:53AM

@11:46 - I don't think you read my post closely enough. I said I don't wear them out, meaning when I go out on a Saturday night. And not necessarily picking on those that do, but it's not my choice. I do wear my pearls to work here and there.

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:54AM

"16 yo with a fake ID who lives on Park Ave"

where do i meet 16 yo with a fake ID who lives in Rego Park?

Posted by GinNTonic, May 23, 2008 11:55AM

@11:51
Are still college? It's Happy Days reference of when the Fonz literally waterskied over a shark pool. It's when the show went down hill. So it's when something is at it's peak but is starting to go downhill.

@blonde
The worst part of subway ride of shame, is that it's like an awful cologne/perfume. Everyone on the train smells it and gives you a look.

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:56AM

How is day-drinking unappealing? It mixes some fo the best things life has to offer; booze, sports, chicks, and endless time until last call. If anything it constitutes the ultimate recipe for disaster. Not to mention, if you actually do pull of the one-day stand (in lack of better terminology) you can go for the two-fer after a quick nap. Which, for a guy, truns what is frequently ill-named the 'walk of shame' into a sure fire 'walk of triumph'. just saying...

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:58AM

ha ha that is why you cab it, and make the bastard pay for it. :)

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 11:59AM

Only day old douches drink during the day. What a loser. Probably jerkin' his gherkin hoping to catch some free porno before his Mommy comes home and demands a massage.....

Posted by Capt Obvious, May 23, 2008 12:00PM

come on GAnalYst - you can see the appeal - everything straight dudes do does not have to be some sort of attempt to hide their gayness - can't we just all get along??

Posted by Anal_yst, May 23, 2008 12:04PM

The consensus is that dbags are everywhere, in manhattan, brooklyn, hoboken, pretty much anywhere within a 40-mile radius, and there is no escaping.

There is only choosing which particular variety of d-bag you wanna hang around.

That is all.

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 12:06PM

Its not hiding gayness, its GAY period. You say it mixes booze, sports, chicks. From what I've seen, when day drinking is involved women are rare and if there at all, skanky. Its like frat house shenanigans. Guys being with guys. What I'm saying is if you really enjoy guys so much, admit it and take it to the next pleasurable level. GAnalYst

Posted by blndebnker, May 23, 2008 12:06PM

@Gin - Haha SO TRUE.

@11:58am - Sometimes one wants to leave without waking the bastard. Otherwise, totally agreed.

Posted by GinNTonic, May 23, 2008 12:11PM

@11:58
I'm pretty low, but not low enough to make a girl pay for my cab. The problem with cabs though is that they might actually ask you "how was last night?" In the subway, you only get the grins and snickers from people.

Posted by GinNTonic, May 23, 2008 12:12PM

@11:58
I'm pretty low, but not low enough to make a girl pay for my cab. The problem with cabs though is that they might actually ask you "how was last night?" In the subway, you only get the grins and snickers from people.

Posted by Suits, May 23, 2008 12:12PM

I'm always amused by the debating about the various Manhattan "neighborhoods". The whole freaking island is 13 square miles. You're rarely more than 15 minute cab ride away from anything.

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 12:14PM

ganalyst, thanks for ruining the thread. I don't post much up here but I read it a lot, and it seems as though you are more or less obsessed with homosexuality being some underscore of every activity straight guys enjoy participating in. Seriously, get over it already. No one is interested.

Trash it all you want, but for many of us it (day-drinking) is a much needed escape from our girlfriends constant bitching, and a good excuse to get that much needed escape. Don't get me wrong, girlfriends are great almost all of the time, but sometimes you just need a break.

And blonde, thank you for not wearing pearls out at night. Girls like that are generally pretentious bitches... in my experience.

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 12:18PM

@12:14 Please accept my sincere apologies for "ruining the thread". That's a good one. GAnalYst

Posted by FUNdamental, May 23, 2008 12:18PM

@12:14 - concur on the pearls analysis.

UES has some perfectly fine bars...as do most neighborhoods...but if you've heard interns discussing them (dorrian's, moe's, mcfaddens, mad river all leap to mind) probably best to find somewhere else.

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 12:18PM

@12.14--you really dig gays dont you? everything about you screams.."I am gay, let my out of the closet." Real men dont bitch about their girlfriends, they take them to fun, interesting places and adore them.

(Chicks who wear pearls are fine. Its the fake, cheap jewelery thats annoying.)

Dude, its OK to be gay. Any of the fags here will gladly push your stool in at a bar, in the car etc

Posted by To The Hilt, May 23, 2008 12:18PM

Well said, Anal_yst.

Except for of course me. I'm not a douchebag. I don't understand why everybody keeps telling me I am.

I couldn't be, could I?

Posted by Anal_yst, May 23, 2008 12:22PM

@ hilt

1st sign that you're probably a d-bag...

dont worry though, until you've been called worse, you're no worse than anyone else (but if you're a true acheiver, you'll really try to be 'all you can be', so to speak)

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 12:25PM

@11:46,

I agree with you. Blonde sould try cardigans and pearls more often. Big improvement over her standard fare...Jimi Hendrix T-shirt and bowling shoes.

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 12:26PM

@12:18 anyone who doesn't bitch about his girlfriend or thinks guys don't is either a)gay b)the girfriend, or c) currently dating the only chick who has ever laid him

end of discussion

Posted by blndebnker, May 23, 2008 12:26PM

@12:14pm - You're welcome. I tend to go for the not-a-stuck-up-bitch look.

Posted by mktmkr, May 23, 2008 12:31PM

I get nosebleeds above 23rd St. Everyone knows the LES and East Village is where the fun is.

Unfortunately all the douches from UES are making their way down there and pushing it towards meatpacking, jump the shark territory.

If you love the UES so much then stay the fuck up there.

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 12:31PM

Worked really late last night and then missed a meeting this morning because I forgot to check my calendar because I was so tired last night. Off to a great start of the day! Brunhilde (my top boss) and Jackie G. (a man, nicknamed for a famous dead comedian and my immediate boss) are sure to notice the missed meeting. I think Jackie G. was in the meeting, and his favorite activity is to run into Brunhilde's office with the latest derogatory information about a member of her "team."

I could stand some day drinking myself right now! Sans frat boys.

Posted by GinNTonic, May 23, 2008 12:33PM

@12:14
You're making pretentious bitch, sound like it's a bad thing.

@12:26
If you throw in black fingernails, I'm in

Posted by FUNdamental, May 23, 2008 12:35PM

@12:31 - it's sunny out, maybe a lunch break and afternoon offsite meeting at the seaport would do you some good?

@blonde - if you're trying to avoid that look, we'll all assume you don't own uggs either. well played.

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 12:35PM

@12.26--I dont know any guys who bitch about their girlfriends. If you dont dig their act, move on - theres only about a million chicks in NYC. Maybe you're just a frat boy loser, who is actually gay (as are your pals) which is why you "bitch" (a chick term by the way) about women to your homos.oopppss, I mean homeys...

jokes on you fag!

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 12:39PM

I like cougars, especially shaved cougars.

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 12:45PM

@12:39- I'm with u...nothing from with taking the cougar for a spin and then having said cougar spoil me rotten.

Posted by blndebnker, May 23, 2008 12:47PM

@12:35pm - Yeah I'm going to admit I own Uggs. I love them. They keep my feet warm in the winter. I don't care if boys think they are ugly. I LOVE THEM. I do not however wear them with micro minis or any of the like because my rule is that if it's cold enough to wear them, it would be defeating the purpose.

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 12:48PM

Eww if you shave a cougar too much she displays her pussy wrinkles. NOT COOL!

Re: walk of shame though, are you really hooking up with such hideous people you are ashamed of it? I can't remember the last time I was on my way home thinking, if you people around me could only see what I hit last night!

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 12:48PM

Eww if you shave a cougar too much she displays her pussy wrinkles. NOT COOL!

Re: walk of shame though, are you really hooking up with such hideous people you are ashamed of it? I can't remember the last time I was on my way home not thinking, if you people around me could only see what I hit last night!

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 12:50PM

I don't subscribe to this whole (pardon the pun) "cougar" moniker thing. What do real cougars or people who went to the University of Houston have to say about it? It as grating as the neo-embedded, subjectively referential and current immensly popular phrase "back in the day".... and where the hell did that come from and who allowed it to happen?

~The Irritated Ghost of Mark Twain

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 12:53PM

Statistics compiled by New York City say Manhattan is 23.7 square miles. The variety of the neighborhoods within those square miles is awesome. The one thing all Manhattan neighborhoods seem to have in common is fumes. I'm not saying you can't have a beautiful apartment somewhere in Manhattan, because obviously you can, but unless the chaffeur drives you everywhere, you're going to be smelling fumes along your daily route.

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 1:00PM

That's not fumes; that's money you are smelling.

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 1:04PM

Gotta love the U.E.S. (Upper East Sluts)!

Is there anywhere in the world that has a higher slut-per-capita ratio than the area bounded by 80th, york, 95th, and 2nd?

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 1:04PM

GAnalYst, probably isn't even really gay anyway. And if he is, that's pretty f*cking cliché.

Oh, and arguing about day drinking, NYC neighborhoods, gay undertones (real or perceived), who b*tches about their girlfriend, does not make you a fag or a d'bag. It just makes you an *sswipe with nothing better to do. Cheerio!

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 1:06PM

@1.04--you sure enjoy talking about peoples' asses, gayboy!

Posted by girl, May 23, 2008 1:07PM

@ Irritated Mark Twain:

It's not subjectively referential- there is indeed a scientific method to its usage:

http://www.happyrobot.net/robotchow/backintheday.asp

No thanks necessary.

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 1:12PM

I am a girl, I wear pearls and as a matter of fact I really like them. I am definitely not a bitch, but I do have standards.

If that makes me a bitch, then I proudly accept the compliment. :)

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 1:16PM

@1:12

Are they real pearls? Cultured from zinc deposits in my testicles? If not, then you are truly a bitch.

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 1:20PM

@1.16--whats wrong with a chick wearing pearls? I think its a nice look, esp when matched with earrings. Of course if they're not silver/pinkish and at least 6-8mm, they're cheap.

I bet your boyfriend enjoys it when he gives you a pearl necklace as he rides your chest.

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 1:20PM

11:36 H+H bagels is on 80th +2nd

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 1:22PM

@ 1:16

Wow is that the best you can do? In need to relieve some sexual frustration are we? hahaha

Blonde seems to be your type, maybe she would like your pearls.

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 1:24PM

Mark Twain's Ghost@12:50PM...

Cougars, not sure of the moniker's origin, but I know what they are.

Older women, 50-70 or so, nice legs...especially calves & ankles, thigh-high nylons, shaved pussy, sweet panties/thong, manicured, pedicured, cultured, nice smile, long slender neck, eyes that sparkle, nice coiffure, and they make me want more.

Been in love with them since I was seventeen, and that was a long time ago.

The Guy from Delaware

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 1:26PM

Hey, FUNdamental, thanks for the cheery post. @12:31pm here. Been brooding since I posted. Yeah, lunch, it would probably be a good thing. Brunhilde's secretary just told me that Brunhilde and Jackie G. went to lunch. Wonderful. Lunch. Think I'll go to lunch.

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 1:27PM

@1:22

Nope, just senseless woman degrading humor. Thought you could use some. Talking about wearing pearls on a f*cking finance board, you are asking for it - and a donkey punch.

Fact is (99.9% true is as good as fact), if you are posting here (work in banking) and you are female - then you are downright - only a face your mother could love - ugly.

Enjoy the weekend! Bye!

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 1:28PM

TGFD dreams of cougars but is probably porking some mutt as we speak.

hahahaha

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 1:30PM

@1.27--I dont think so. I've banged a few banker chickies and for the most part, they're smart, hot and a lot of fun.

I bet they all turn you down!

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 1:32PM

95th and second? jesus dude you may as well go to crown heights.

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 1:33PM

Dear "girl @1:07": Thank you.. (anyway and with well wishes, too) for that consarned internet link. I was born in 1835 and their was no "Back in the day" reference time frame for me.
It is well known that on my 70th birthday I announced that I had never done a days work in my life. I think I could run Bear Stearns.

~The Irritated Ghost of Mark Twain

Posted by Capt Obvious, May 23, 2008 1:34PM

industry with the hottest females - anything involving media - I'd put banker chicks in the top 10

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 1:35PM

Guy From Delaware you are a sick fuck. 50 - 70 ??? Dude those aren't cougars anymore 60-70 those are grandmas, and late 50s is reeeeeaaally pushing it.

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 1:36PM

@1:20 Thanks for that. You know, I live within ten blocks of there and passed many times but never noticed its H&H.

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 1:38PM

@1:28,

Dude, Good for TGFD. Better to be porking a mutt than porking his hand like you.

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 1:38PM

Re origin of the "cougar" moniker, picture Mrs. Robinson in "The Graduate." I'd subtract 20 years from TGFDs age bracket though.

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 1:38PM

I'd put banker chicks in the bottom 10.

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 1:39PM

Guy from Delaware:

Hmmmm....that's the only thing you've said recently that I diagree with. I prefer the younger model. Of course, I live in Newark, so they are plentiful.

The Other Guy from Delaware

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 1:40PM

@1:27, haha you are getting a little too sensitive here, and taking it a bit, just a bit too personally. RELAXXX

No need to bash what I look like, and likewise I have no need to justify my looks, smarts or anything else for that matter.

Thank you @ 1:30. I concur!

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 1:40PM

What are you all going to do when there is no longer any Moe's?!

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 1:41PM

@1.38

I meant mutt, as in bow wow, in Delaware they think pushing over sleeping cows is a hot time.

and leave my hand alone, its given me more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a quiet sunday afternoon.

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 1:43PM

So do you think its gay to let another guy massage your feet?

Posted by girl, May 23, 2008 1:45PM

@ ghost of mark twain,

I'm pretty sure once you become a ghost your whole life is considered "back in the day", that's the beauty of it.

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 1:46PM

Guests@1:35/1:38...

@1:35, You've never been with one. Your lack of experience is evident.

@1:38, How old was Ann B when she made that movie?

The Guy From Delaware

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 1:47PM

@ 1:41 - Don't knock until you've tried it...cow tipping, that is.

The Other Guy from Delaware

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 1:52PM

I'm endlessly entertained by people who complain that a neighborhood's bars and those who frequent them aren't cool enough. Are you really so lame and insecure that you need to be in the right "scene" to enjoy yourself?

I live in the Upper East Side and divide my time fairly equally between bars in all corners of the city. Sometimes I'm in the mood for a cocktail at Freeman's, sometimes I'm in the mood for body shots with that hot Mad River bartender. Live and let live.

Still, Dorrian's is about as cool as a bag of dicks.

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 1:52PM

Wow, 120+ comments about what neighborhood has the greatest concentration of douchebags. Priceless!

Posted by Capt Obvious, May 23, 2008 1:54PM

@1:38 - depends on your definition - does the 'banker chick' label apply to females working in any aspect of a banking operation (i.e. HR) .. just wondering

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 1:58PM

@1:46, it's me @1:38. To answer your question, Ann B was 36 when she made "The Graduate." That reiterates my thoughts all the more as I find that to be prime cougar age.

Posted by GinNTonic, May 23, 2008 2:06PM

Banker chicks are only in the top 10 bucket if you have yellow or curry fever. I do agree that they have great personalities. Sarcastic, witty, pretentious, dress well , and depressingly cynical. Just like me, minus the boobs and long hair.

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 2:12PM

Perhaps, but the banker boys have hot feet!

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 2:20PM

@GinNTonic,

wow, I really expectated more from you.

There is a number of hot chics, who have plenty of assets, and to think they are all Asians or Indians well that just ignorance.

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 2:24PM

@2:20: Are we talking dot or feather?

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 2:25PM

@1:58 right on. But now that you have proven him wrong, his alter-ego will suddenly show up to defend him.

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 2:29PM

definately dots

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 2:30PM

Guest@1:58...

Right you are. But then again, You selected Ann B as the object of your cougar definition. I'll stick with my original range.

In the summer when I was seventeen, I enjoyed my first; she was thirty-three. Not long before, while still at boarding school I read the inspirational book, " In Praise of Older Women". The encounter with Elizabeth was somewhat awkward. My inexperience was obvious, but she was kind, and very affectionate, and I loved her for the tenderness she shared with me.

Elizabeth was the younger sister of my good friend's mother.

More to follow...

The Guy from Delaware

Posted by Anal_yst, May 23, 2008 2:31PM

btw whos down for some happy hour 2nite?

Posted by HAM05, May 23, 2008 2:31PM

fucking eh get cought up in work for 2 hrs and come back to all these wingnuts.

2 points:
a)bag of dicks is the best phrase ever

b)pearls are awesome, no matter what time of day - i prefer them on sundays during church and even more so at night as they double amazingly well as vaginal beads.

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 2:32PM

How about some barefoot happy hour???

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 2:32PM

GFD is not only delusional but thinks anyone cares about his fantasy life.

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 2:36PM

gfd/ogfd please no more.

anal_yst, really you don't seem like the churchgoing type.

Posted by GinNTonic, May 23, 2008 2:38PM

@220
Wow, I didn't know I had any expectations. Just to clarify though, there are a bunch of hot non Asian or Indian banker girls. I'm just saying these lovely ladies are a minority.

Posted by Anal_yst, May 23, 2008 2:39PM

I'm not...back to happy hour, its nice out, lets do it. I might run by pj clarks around 7ish

Posted by GinNTonic, May 23, 2008 2:40PM

@220
Wow, I didn't know I had any expectations. Just to clarify though, there are a bunch of hot non Asian or Indian banker girls. I'm just saying these lovely ladies are a minority.

Posted by Capt Obvious, May 23, 2008 2:40PM

HAM05 - I'm a tech grad as well - keep on keeping on

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 2:41PM

Lots of hot frat feet at pj clarks!

Posted by Capt Obvious, May 23, 2008 2:42PM

Zum Schnider -- 7pm until I black the f out

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 2:44PM

capt. - when you black out can i take off yrou shoes and socks ;)~

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 2:46PM

Newly-opened Highbar at 6pm, until puke on the Bed Bath & Beyond throw pillows or fall off the roof.

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 2:46PM

@ GinNTonic,-2:38

Never underestimate the power of minorities. Scarcity is actually a good thing in this kind of situations. Makes us so much more special- yes it is a power thing.

As far as expectations... I wouldn't read too much into it, but I must admit you make very good points/ arguments most of the time.

Posted by Capt Obvious, May 23, 2008 2:49PM

@2:44 - can I pass? yeah -- I think I'll pass

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 2:51PM

Capt. - Comeon I know you want to kick off those Gucci loafers prop up those big feet and have them massaged.

Posted by onetwo , May 23, 2008 2:53PM

Jesus Christ, it is a slow day! 140+ comments in the 2 hours i've been out.

Well, clearly no one has anything to do tonight. Let's get some schemes going for HH. I'm going to move to strike PJ Clarke's from the record though. Ideas?

Posted by strangebrew, May 23, 2008 2:54PM

HAM05, Capt Obv-

Just curious, either of you in a 'house' back on the Hill?

Posted by blndebnker, May 23, 2008 2:54PM

@1:22pm - Wow no reason to hate on another female. I detect jealousy or something.

Posted by Capt Obvious, May 23, 2008 2:59PM

I was in DU .. also a wannabe hoops player

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 3:01PM

Capt Obvious & others,

With all the blackouts you lads have planned for this evening, how will you be able to please the cougars?

Tongues, perhaps?

The Guy from Delaware

Posted by blndebnker, May 23, 2008 3:03PM

Where is everyone going this weekend? Hamptons?

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 3:04PM

Wherever the hot feet are!!!

Posted by GinNTonic, May 23, 2008 3:07PM

@246
Its good you few and proud non Asian / Indian girls feel special, it adds to the pretentiousness that I love in banker chicks.

And yes I will read into your expectations, where would a banker guy be without hais ego. BTW they're good points ALL the time.

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 3:08PM

Blndebnkr@3:03,

Hamptons aren't happening any more. Weehawken is where it's at.

Posted by blndebnker, May 23, 2008 3:09PM

@3:08 - Hahaha my mistake.

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 3:10PM

weehawken is for the stupid and unemployed.

Posted by Capt Obvious, May 23, 2008 3:10PM

@ Delaware - who said anything about pleasing them

@ blondie - i'll be cathing rays on the unfinished roof of my apt building - just living the dream

Posted by blndebnker, May 23, 2008 3:13PM

@Capt - Oh I used to do that on my ex-b's rooftop. That was actually a decent time. Good sun exposure, relatively quiet. Sadly, no water source and the tar on the roof burns the skin rather easily. Enjoy it though. Make sure you don't fall asleep out there.

Posted by Anal_yst, May 23, 2008 3:13PM

yea meeting a 'lady friend' by north cove, but after that I'm down for goin somewhere else, suggestions?

(and no one, NO ONE, say 230 Fifth)

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 3:16PM

blnde@3:03,

Where are you going to stay? They don't let you sleep on the beach out there any more.

Posted by girl, May 23, 2008 3:17PM

ooh ooh Anal_yst i'm so coming down to bust you and your lady friend in action

Posted by blndebnker, May 23, 2008 3:18PM

I'm with Anal_yst. Where's somewhere lowkey, possibly a little divey?

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 3:22PM

Capt Obvious@3:10PM...

In blacked-out condition, you won't remember whether you pleased the cougars or not.

Go at it with a positive attitude, and you'll be rewarded.

The Guy from Delaware

Posted by Capt Obvious, May 23, 2008 3:23PM

Blondie- I would recommend Doc Holiday's (9st & Ave A) - I consider myself a dive bar connoisseur and this place passes all the criteria for good times amidst foul surroundings

Posted by Capt Obvious, May 23, 2008 3:26PM

@the 1st state - thx - i'll keep that in mind

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 3:27PM

@ 3:22

True but he will always remember me taking off his shoes and socks and pleasuring his big hot feet!

Posted by blndebnker, May 23, 2008 3:28PM

@3:16pm - I won't be making the trip to the Hamptons. I'm going down the Jersey shore to hang out with those guys from the "Bro I got a new haircut" video.

@3:23pm - Thanks Capt. Duly noted. That's a little far I think for today.

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 3:29PM

GFD
WTF you are what 45 - 50 believing that a cougar is someone who is what 60? Guess what you are middle age and she is a grandmother and nobody wants to visualize either one of you doing what ever it is that old unattractive people do so stfu.

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 3:34PM

blnde@3:28,

Sounds like you'll be "right at home" with them. Have fun.

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 3:37PM

Who is sitting at their desk with their shoes off now??

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 3:41PM

Guest@3:29PM...

I thought that "Blackout Time" wasn't supposed to begin until 7pm? Sounds like you got an early start on the evening.

The Guy from Delaware

Posted by blndebnker, May 23, 2008 3:44PM

@3:34pm - Ohhh low blow. Hate on, my friend. No worries though, I will have a fab time. Thanks!

Posted by Anal_yst, May 23, 2008 3:46PM

So (and I'm sure this is gonna come back to haunt me), out of sheer curiosity i decided to check out the bowling alley @ the port authority the other day. HUGE SURPRISE, the place is actually sweet (once you walk past the mutants that loiter outside the PA, and, for what its worth, probably has the nicest (or best-equipped) bathroom in any lounge i've been in in NYC. Just a random thought, enjoy.

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 3:50PM

@blnde3:34

Is he going to grind on you til his dick falls off?

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 3:50PM

@blnde3:34

Is he going to grind on you til his dick falls off?

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 3:53PM

@anal_yst - Did "Blackout Time" start early for you too? Bowling-alley bathroom? YO!

Posted by blndebnker, May 23, 2008 3:55PM

@3:50pm - I was referring to the mass gathering of Staten Islanders that will be down the shore in a figurative, not literal sense. But that's charming nonetheless.

Posted by FUNdamental, May 23, 2008 3:55PM

@Anal_yst - Been there once, couldn't agree with you more. We had gone out to a game at Giants stadium and decided to play when we got back...and they have pretty sweet table taps too.

Posted by blndebnker, May 23, 2008 3:57PM

Where in PA is this bowling alley?

Posted by FUNdamental, May 23, 2008 4:03PM

@blonde - on the 2nd floor of the 8th ave building. Beware don't stay till close, they usher you out the side door into a dark pit of hell, i mean alley.

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 4:23PM

Guest@3:29PM & Others...

On the subject of cougars...

The reasom you youngsters have a problem with my perspective is that you believe cougars are younger than they really are.

The Guy from Delaware

Posted by blndebnker, May 23, 2008 4:28PM

Thanks FUN. I may try that out, minus the hell part obvi.

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 4:32PM

I knew a "cougar" back when I was in my early twenties. She made me eat her like boarding house pie.

Posted by MGR, May 23, 2008 4:37PM

@FUN - Be glad you went after the major renovations. It used to be just as dirty and sketchy as the rest of PA.

Posted by onetwo , May 23, 2008 5:19PM

Anyone not check out yet? Was there a final HH decision?

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 5:57PM

HH = CFA studying at Starbucks! Score one for yet another wasted Memorial Day weekend.

Posted by guest, May 23, 2008 10:51PM

Can someone throw a blanket over the heads of TGFD and TOGFD, tie them (him)up, and drag them (him) off the site?

(If someone wants to go as far as to beat them (him) senseless until they (he) shut(s) up, I won't be the one who tells the cops.)

Did they (he) really bring up cow tipping again? CAN'T TAKE IT.

TGFD and TOGFD are in their (his) late fifties. No wonder they (he) define a "cougar" as someone 50 - 60. They're (he's) not talking about older women like the rest of you guys are. They're (he's) talking about their (his) peers!
It's very reassuring for TGFD and TOGFD to think of women 50 - 60 as "cougars." They (he) probably think of themselves as "stud(s)."

The sexual reminiscence of TGFD/TOGFD turned my stomach faster than anything else I can remember. Please, no more! There is a lot of tasteless crap on this site, but TGFD/TOGFD go into a world of twisted banality (and of course, confused identity) too bizarre for outsiders to endure!

Lord God, hear my pleas!

Posted by guest, May 24, 2008 7:09AM

@10.51--I cant endorse anything near what you say. Personally, I am hoping to have ganalyst pork TGFD while the OTGFD takes pictures and waits his turn.

Jesus Saves, but Moses Invests

Posted by guest, May 24, 2008 10:52AM

Guest@10:51PM,05/23...

It seems from your rant that you were in your blackout phase when you thumbed on the keypad last nite. Do you even remember what you wrote?

Not many cows up here in NW Delaware close to the PA line.

Also, check out your colleague @1:41PM,05/23...You'll find that his sophomoric entry first mentioned cow-tipping on this thread.

Drinking, boasting, howling, and crashes off the barstool surely impress the chicks who catch your blood-shot eye.

Just as you are impressed by their bowling shoes right next to your ears as you try to pork them with your limp little Vienna sausage.

The Guy from Delaware

Posted by guest, May 24, 2008 3:17PM

@10:51pm,

Dude, GOD's not going to hear your plea on this one. This is a sex-thread, remember?

Posted by guest, May 24, 2008 3:34PM

TGFD = TOGFD = Burt Reynolds posting from a secret location in Jupiter, Florida. Hot!

Posted by guest, May 24, 2008 8:21PM

@5/23 10:51 pm = Asswipe

The Other Guy from Delaware

Posted by guest, May 25, 2008 12:08PM

@10:51pm 05/23,

Dude, the three most-commented threads at db:

1)Sex, 2) YO-bama politics, 3) Women's progress & more sex.

Bess mut be happy with this thread; She hit a home-run with it.

Leave TGFD & TOGFD alone. They helped make this string the record-breaker that it is.

If you're so offended, WTF are you doing looking at it?

To quote TOGFD, "You = Asswipe".

Posted by guest, May 25, 2008 7:54PM

Speaking as a Manhattan girl, only Manhattan guys should comment about sex on DB. We don't care about the guys from Delaware...really. They are old. And they are in Delaware. STFU please.

Posted by guest, May 27, 2008 4:53PM

Ok, I know it's been a few days since the post was originated, but I just want to see the number of comments go to an even 200. So there.

Posted by guest, May 27, 2008 5:52PM

Manhattan girl:

You sound like a twentysomething, elitist liberal who thinks that because age discrimination happens only to old people, it is of no concern to you and to your friends because you are not old. You probably don't know many old people either, and anybody over 40 is old to you.

If this thread had been left to you and to those like you, it would have died an early death because of the boring shit you would have droned about.

You should try to speak for yourself. You are the one who should "STFU please". I added the "please" just as you did..."So as not to offend".

Twentysomething shit-cakes like you are not interesting at all. The reality is, who cares about what you think?

Posted by Anal_yst, May 27, 2008 6:01PM

@ 5:52

By what magical intuition do you contend the poster to which you respond is a 20-something elitist liberal. I'd maybe give you "20-something" from the wording of the post, but "elitist liberal"? Please, since you "sound like a middle-aged past-his-prime ignoramous from Delaware", please go back to Dealbook (or should I call you Dr. Mark Stein, MD)

Posted by big r, May 27, 2008 6:42PM

Isnt it Klein? Either way its a brilliant comment anal_yst. Howd HH work out for you?

Posted by Anal_yst, May 27, 2008 7:33PM

hahaha oops, I gave up on dealbook about a year ago, guess I gotta go back and slap KLEIN around some more (eventually).

HH sucked, got the "i'm just looking to be friends line" and immediate peaced out for 'greener pastures'.

I'm expecting much better things this week...

Posted by guest, May 27, 2008 7:46PM

@Manhattan girl,

If you're so damn hot, WTF are you doing at 7:54pm, at home, right in the middle of a big holiday weekend, posting on db? Hahaha.

Manhattangirl = dipshit.

Anal_yst is talking to himself again.

Posted by guest, May 27, 2008 8:06PM

I believe TGFD/TOGFD have slipped back into deeper anonymity.

Guests @ 5/27 5:52 pm and 7:46 pm can't be anyone other than TGFD/TOGFD.

TGFD/TOGFD claimed in the past that women of "all ages" came on to him.

I just don't buy that women in their 20s (without a strong financial interest) would come on to a guy in his late 50s. How lame is it to suggest that the disinterest of a woman in her 20s for a man in his late 50s is "age discrimination?"

Typical that TGFD/TOGFD would imagine "manhattan girl" to be in her 20s, and then rage about it.

Anal_yst, I wonder if you're right that TGFD/TOGFD is Mark Klein, M.D.? Do we know whether Dr. Klein is from Delaware?

Posted by guest, May 27, 2008 8:39PM

Gosh. This is quite the thread. I had no idea that I'd set off such a ruckus. Even after the fact, by several days. OK. Here we go: Manhattan girl - You are a dipshit. Is your name Donna? I'm trolling here some fun and you just took your sorry rear-end out of the running. And, I firmly agree with @5/27@ 7:46 - WTF were you doing here on this past glorious weekend? I was out having fun...your here on DB, ruminating. Small stuff. One more thing: I'm not too sure how old TGFD is, but I'm up there, rich, and looking for a younger go-getter. That obviously counts you out. You are a whiny 20-somthing bitch. Not my type.

TOGFD

Posted by guest, May 27, 2008 8:57PM

clown@8:06PM...

You're too fixated on your dislike of me and the Other Guy. The 5:52pm poster was merely pointing out how scattered and dumb that chick is. The word "old" seemed repulsive to her, and he was just bringing attention to that.

Women in their twenties do come on to me. It is flattering and I often tell them so. Small flirtations are very enjoyable.

As for that dumb chick who calls herself Manhattan girl, I would say that her politics and her elitist snarl are each sufficient to cause me to pass her by.

The Guy from Delaware

Posted by guest, May 27, 2008 9:30PM

TGFD @ 8:57: "Women in their twenties do come on to me. It is flattering and I often tell them so. Small flirtations are very enjoyable."
Could not have said it better. And....it really IS enjoyable!

TOGFD

Posted by Anal_yst, May 28, 2008 12:25AM

Mark Klein is from the midwest I believe, somewhere in west bumblefuck, jesus I hope he doesn't have his name on RSS or something, we're all fucked if he does.

Random dude, TGFD, TOGFD, I got nothing against you, cet par, but I agree this "convo" is done, pz.

Posted by GinNTonic, May 28, 2008 2:26PM

Yes can we please talk about another neighborhood we love / hate

Posted by guest, May 28, 2008 2:40PM

You know what's totally gay? Midtown east.

Posted by guest, May 28, 2008 2:43PM

delaware is very gay too

Posted by guest, May 28, 2008 3:01PM

clown@2:43PM...

As Mr. Buffet is fond of saying (That's J.Buffet, not W.Buffet), "Don't try to describe the scenery if you've never seen it".

The Guy from Delaware

Posted by guest, May 28, 2008 4:07PM

Where are all the guys with nice feet at today?

Posted by guest, May 28, 2008 4:46PM

@ 4:27

We are all around you!!

Posted by guest, May 28, 2008 5:13PM

Anyone see Dylan Ratigan on Carson Daly last month...He wore red shoes without socka nad when Carson asked him about it he took off his shoe revealing his bare foot to shoe Carson. He isone of the wall street feet guys from what I hear. I wonder what size his feet are. They looked hot!

Posted by Jmoney, May 28, 2008 10:24PM

Surgeons at my hospital wear their shoes without socks in the OR.

Posted by guest, May 29, 2008 8:29AM

@ 10:24

Do they have good looking feet?

Posted by guest, May 29, 2008 4:01PM

What's with all the foot fetish posts??

Posted by guest, May 29, 2008 4:02PM

What's with all the foot fetish posts??

Posted by Jmoney, May 29, 2008 8:23PM

I'm not a foot guy, or a guy's guy.

Though, I'd say 4 out of every 5 women in the OR - attendings, residents, nurses - are very good looking and probably have awesome feet.

Posted by guest, May 30, 2008 10:43AM

metrosexual: Barack H. Obama.

Posted by guest, May 30, 2008 10:56AM

Can't imagine Obama's feet are very nice...probably all ashy!

Posted by guest, May 30, 2008 11:18AM

Not to be prejudiced but white guys feet are way hotter than the other races.

Posted by guest, Jul 08, 2008 3:00PM

1. How did this blog turn into a weird foot fetish extravaganza and why isn't anyone else noticing/appalled by such.

2. Guy from Delaware, I puked a little bit in my mouth when you mentioned "younger model types" living in Newark, DE. Coming from a New Yorker that knows and lived there for years I can tell you that the only people coming out of that state (especially Newark) are idiot hicks with awful "not quite" southern accents, most of whom have never crossed the DE memorial bridge and are content with their sorry lives.
That is all.