Oh hell fuck yeah! Hold on to your motherfucking hats. Are you ready for this? Are you ready this one? Are you ready for the noise? Are you ready for the thunda? Citi has switched over its screensavers to reflect the new motto. Share price soon to follow. I am calling this bear market shit O to the motherfucking V-E-R. This is the sign. Don’t believe me? No sweat off Carney’s sack. If you can’t recognize a bottom when it’s flashing its shit in your face, you bitches deserve to get hurt.
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bess, I’m giving you street cred for that intro: o to the m…nice. must have been hanging out on the east side of central park this weekend (yeah, I said it).
no skin off my nuts!
Bess you been reading you been listening to NWA again?
Bess you been listening to NWA again?
@ 3:20 — Oh, was there a daytrader’s expo there?
@Cluzo, come on, when the revolution comes where will you be?
presumably pushing whitey out his corner office window
“must have been hanging out on the east side of central park this weekend ”
haha i get it, museum of natural history, pretty ghetto, it’s not NYPL or the Met or the opera. It’s not even Moma!
@3:20. I don’t get it. are you saying bess is a daytrader?
@3:30 dude, you wouldn’t know a puerto rican if they hit you in the face or grabbed your pussy or whatever they do….
Bess, I love you. That was fantastic!
You called it Bess! The sun is shining! Guy from Delaware just made it to 100! And I just won the Swiss National Lottery and am approved to claim the sum of 1,000,000 pounds sterling if I file my claim info complete with bank account information to Mr Allen Scofield at hotmail.com! It’s a miracle!
I knew Vikram had something to do with it.
cluzo- the prose just sounds like someone who’s excited (about citi changing its screen savers), like “look at my fucking striped shirt! fucking look at it!” guy.
@3:30 – clearly you don’t live in nyc.
http://www.nypost.com/seven/06092008/news/regionalnews/isle_take_manhattan_114699.htm
@3:35 – let’s just agree that bess added a little sunshine on already bright and sunny day (enough with the political crap)…baby steps, baby steps.
@3:28 pm. Shut up.
@cluzo- I concur.
-3:35
@3:30 not necessarily, but that’s daytrader talk.
guest@3:30 pm — for God’s sake, if they’re still available in this age of GPS, get a map! Either that or wait until you come down from your substance of choice before you make any further attempt to figure out NYC geography.
this is my favorite dealbreaker post
@cluzo – I think bess should be the new spokeswoman for IO digital cable. The savings are for real, the triple play instant deal! Estamos!
@4:08- you are thinking way too small-scale. if she can make screensavers exciting, just imagine what she could do for NASCAR!
@fun – now I’ve got that stupid song in my head…877.393.444eeeeight! curses!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EVxI0uGzeY
Hey Bess,
you should survey the readers to determine if Goldman is still Sachy and who everyone thinks will come out the Sachy-est at year end.
Bess started all this gangsta shit, and this the mothafuckin’ thanks she gets?
@3:38 I do live in nyc, I just dont care where the freakin ricans hang out on the weekends because I am in Sagaponack friday-monday.
Sagaponick is the hamptons version of morningside heights, aight bigshot? word to ya mutha.
4:26 – can you not afford east hampton?
Have you guys finally started mixing martinis using Carney’s eau de testicules?
You’ll make millions.
4:27- South buddy. Afford yes. Believe I should waste an additional 2 hours going 3 miles an hour on Montauk highway, no. My time is more valuable. Not that I dislike East, it just required a helicopter from 34th street,
@4:30 – If you can afford East Hampton I would hope you’d be smart enough to realize that you can take a train instead of wasting the additional 2 hours going 3 miles an hour on the Montauk highway. But that could just be me.
All ballers who can recognize bess’s aforementioned bottom, click your ice together now or hold your motherfuckin tongue dawg.
Or ya know just raise your hand, whatever you’re comfortable with.
Sagaponack is great. You wish you had a house there guy who can’t spell it
Let the great Which Hampton Is The Best Hampton debate begin!
Oh, and from the sound of it you are north of the highway to boot. Whats the point besides saying that you are going to East Hampton if you are in the woods?
Uh oh I smell some Easthampton- Southampton Biggy-Tupac shit. Next thing you know there’ll be a DB related sailboat driveby- one guy will refuse to wave to the other and next thing you know skippers are being chucked overboard.
If you have to drive at times when there is traffic, you don’t belong there to begin with 4:30
okay- why is Sagaponack so great??? please enlighten me…
all true ballers summer at the corner of 116f and fif. holler.
Dude all I know is much as I heart the hamptons, fist pumping in belmar last weekend was hella fun.
Although, like most things of that sort, it is something definitely best enjoyed in moderation.
agreed with FUNdamental. please, can this not turn into another ‘which is the douchiest neighborhood’ thread?
Analyst and his bros were crushing it in the jersey shore, crushing it!
Bess, you pwn all bloggers.
Pwn them like little babies.
YEAH!
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@ girl – but then the gilligans are in charge, and suddenly the hamptons are the jersey shore all over again, and iroc z’s do not do well in the woods.
Quiet beach, beautiful landscape. It’s for real people though, not mini-ballers with summer shares, so you are probably not interested. Family has had a house there for years. The truth is if you can get beachfront property in Watermill, East Hampton, Amagansett, anywhere along there you are going to be pretty happy during the summer especially when the working stiffs all clear out Sunday night.
Girl- hilarious
Guy who is annoying me- that is a really dumb blanket statement. We get you are trying to be all holier than thou, but really you sound like an asshole. Clearly you don’t make use of the helicopter, and actually my money is on you ‘pimping it’ on the jitney.
Fuck it, its 100 degrees outside and the sun doesn’t set till 9. I’m going to play golf. And you could meet me, but then again, I guess if you can’ty get out before the traffic you don’t deserve to tee up. do you?
@3:30 pm and 4:23 pm. Does spending all your time in Sagaponack prevent you from having a working understanding of NYC geography? Apparently so. All of your sputtering about helicopter rides can’t conceal your innocence of basic NYC geography, suggesting you have never set foot in the major cultural institutions.
After your identification of the Museum of Natural History as being on the east side of Central Park, I would be stunned if you could describe the approximate locations of the New York Public Library, the Metropolitan Museum, the Metropolitan Opera, and MOMA. (Hint: two of them are not adjacent to Central Park.) Extra points for correctly identifying the approximate location of the U.N.
Dirty south is where it at.
I agree with @4:45 pm. Girl’s comment was priceless.
@4:46- you are confusing at least 7 people as being the same one or 2.
And, I am pretty sure where the helipad is, and the airport in bridge. As far as the comments on museums- whoever the hell it was who didn’t know the PR parade was sunday should be ashamed. I knew, but only to make sure I was very very far away.
HAha drive in the traffic all you want. Enjoy your round my friend. Way too hot for me out there! I’ll be at Old Stove if you want to drop by.
I am not your friend, buddy!
enjoy.
@4:46 I never said anything about helicopters. I drive whenever I head back into the city. Why wouldn’t I?
But I do apologize for putting the wrong museum in the park! It was a joke I typed too fast without proofreading and it went awry, and I’m extremely remorseful that it caused you so much distress.
I’m not your buddy, guy. Slainte!
wow, never read Bess so pumped up and foul mouthed – I L.O.V.E IT!
you go girl!
- Stuart Sugarman
@4:55- apology accepted
Dallas, what!?
The new UBS screen saver is an image of a guy bending over and pulling open his distended anus.
The previous slogan “You ‘n us” is now just “Yo, anus”
As a former Citi employee (not by choice, but by acquisition), I don’t think any post could have possibly summed up my experience at Citi better. Seriously.
-Former GLOBAL head of Storage Room B Technology.
This thursday we doin it real real big baby! Club Madison we poppin bottles, come thru. Fellas must have a collar shirt, ladies free til one…Its gonna be crazy!
http://www.whatspoppin.net/event/3413/DollHouse_Thursdays__Madison_R__B_Sensation_Lee_Carter_Host
@6:47 Damm! I hope my new dubs come in, in time for this must do event!
Dawg here. Out
guest@5:52PM, its funny coz its true, yo. Oh, and btw, could you pop over to HR, you’ve been chosen as the new “face” of UBS. The photographer is waiting with a fresh distender.
Congrats.
~ UBS HR
My cap driver just told me to sell everything, you contrarian monkies out there, should I ask my barber next?
corr: my cab….