Oh hell fuck yeah! Hold on to your motherfucking hats. Are you ready for this? Are you ready this one? Are you ready for the noise? Are you ready for the thunda? Citi has switched over its screensavers to reflect the new motto. Share price soon to follow. I am calling this bear market shit O to the motherfucking V-E-R. This is the sign. Don't believe me? No sweat off Carney's sack. If you can't recognize a bottom when it's flashing its shit in your face, you bitches deserve to get hurt.
Earlier: Someone Is Undermining Vikram Pandit
Posted by Investorcluzo , Jun 10, 2008 3:20PM
bess, I'm giving you street cred for that intro: o to the m...nice. must have been hanging out on the east side of central park this weekend (yeah, I said it).
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 3:22PM
no skin off my nuts!
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 3:23PM
Bess you been reading you been listening to NWA again?
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 3:25PM
Bess you been listening to NWA again?
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 3:27PM
@ 3:20 -- Oh, was there a daytrader's expo there?
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 3:27PM
@Cluzo, come on, when the revolution comes where will you be?
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 3:28PM
presumably pushing whitey out his corner office window
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 3:30PM
"must have been hanging out on the east side of central park this weekend "
haha i get it, museum of natural history, pretty ghetto, it's not NYPL or the Met or the opera. It's not even Moma!
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 3:33PM
@3:20. I don't get it. are you saying bess is a daytrader?
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 3:34PM
@3:30 dude, you wouldn't know a puerto rican if they hit you in the face or grabbed your pussy or whatever they do....
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 3:35PM
Bess, I love you. That was fantastic!
Posted by girl , Jun 10, 2008 3:35PM
You called it Bess! The sun is shining! Guy from Delaware just made it to 100! And I just won the Swiss National Lottery and am approved to claim the sum of 1,000,000 pounds sterling if I file my claim info complete with bank account information to Mr Allen Scofield at hotmail.com! It's a miracle!
I knew Vikram had something to do with it.
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 3:35PM
cluzo- the prose just sounds like someone who's excited (about citi changing its screen savers), like "look at my fucking striped shirt! fucking look at it!" guy.
Posted by Investorcluzo , Jun 10, 2008 3:38PM
@3:30 - clearly you don't live in nyc.
http://www.nypost.com/seven/06092008/news/regionalnews/isle_take_manhattan_114699.htm
@3:35 - let's just agree that bess added a little sunshine on already bright and sunny day (enough with the political crap)...baby steps, baby steps.
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 3:39PM
@3:28 pm. Shut up.
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 3:39PM
@cluzo- I concur.
-3:35
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 3:47PM
@3:30 not necessarily, but that's daytrader talk.
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 3:58PM
guest@3:30 pm -- for God's sake, if they're still available in this age of GPS, get a map! Either that or wait until you come down from your substance of choice before you make any further attempt to figure out NYC geography.
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 4:00PM
this is my favorite dealbreaker post
Posted by FUNdamental , Jun 10, 2008 4:08PM
@cluzo - I think bess should be the new spokeswoman for IO digital cable. The savings are for real, the triple play instant deal! Estamos!
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 4:11PM
@4:08- you are thinking way too small-scale. if she can make screensavers exciting, just imagine what she could do for NASCAR!
Posted by Investorcluzo , Jun 10, 2008 4:11PM
@fun - now I've got that stupid song in my head...877.393.444eeeeight! curses!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EVxI0uGzeY
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 4:16PM
Hey Bess,
you should survey the readers to determine if Goldman is still Sachy and who everyone thinks will come out the Sachy-est at year end.
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 4:17PM
Bess started all this gangsta shit, and this the mothafuckin' thanks she gets?
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 4:23PM
@3:38 I do live in nyc, I just dont care where the freakin ricans hang out on the weekends because I am in Sagaponack friday-monday.
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 4:26PM
Sagaponick is the hamptons version of morningside heights, aight bigshot? word to ya mutha.
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 4:27PM
4:26 - can you not afford east hampton?
Posted by lemmerdeur , Jun 10, 2008 4:30PM
Have you guys finally started mixing martinis using Carney's eau de testicules?
You'll make millions.
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 4:30PM
4:27- South buddy. Afford yes. Believe I should waste an additional 2 hours going 3 miles an hour on Montauk highway, no. My time is more valuable. Not that I dislike East, it just required a helicopter from 34th street,
Posted by MGR , Jun 10, 2008 4:33PM
@4:30 - If you can afford East Hampton I would hope you'd be smart enough to realize that you can take a train instead of wasting the additional 2 hours going 3 miles an hour on the Montauk highway. But that could just be me.
Posted by FUNdamental , Jun 10, 2008 4:33PM
All ballers who can recognize bess's aforementioned bottom, click your ice together now or hold your motherfuckin tongue dawg.
Or ya know just raise your hand, whatever you're comfortable with.
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 4:33PM
Sagaponack is great. You wish you had a house there guy who can't spell it
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 4:35PM
Let the great Which Hampton Is The Best Hampton debate begin!
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 4:35PM
Oh, and from the sound of it you are north of the highway to boot. Whats the point besides saying that you are going to East Hampton if you are in the woods?
Posted by girl , Jun 10, 2008 4:36PM
Uh oh I smell some Easthampton- Southampton Biggy-Tupac shit. Next thing you know there'll be a DB related sailboat driveby- one guy will refuse to wave to the other and next thing you know skippers are being chucked overboard.
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 4:36PM
If you have to drive at times when there is traffic, you don't belong there to begin with 4:30
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 4:38PM
okay- why is Sagaponack so great??? please enlighten me...
Posted by HAM05 , Jun 10, 2008 4:38PM
all true ballers summer at the corner of 116f and fif. holler.
Posted by Anal_yst , Jun 10, 2008 4:39PM
Dude all I know is much as I heart the hamptons, fist pumping in belmar last weekend was hella fun.
Although, like most things of that sort, it is something definitely best enjoyed in moderation.
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 4:41PM
agreed with FUNdamental. please, can this not turn into another 'which is the douchiest neighborhood' thread?
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 4:41PM
Analyst and his bros were crushing it in the jersey shore, crushing it!
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 4:42PM
Bess, you pwn all bloggers.
Pwn them like little babies.
YEAH!
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 4:44PM
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Posted by FUNdamental , Jun 10, 2008 4:45PM
@ girl - but then the gilligans are in charge, and suddenly the hamptons are the jersey shore all over again, and iroc z's do not do well in the woods.
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 4:45PM
Quiet beach, beautiful landscape. It's for real people though, not mini-ballers with summer shares, so you are probably not interested. Family has had a house there for years. The truth is if you can get beachfront property in Watermill, East Hampton, Amagansett, anywhere along there you are going to be pretty happy during the summer especially when the working stiffs all clear out Sunday night.
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 4:45PM
Girl- hilarious
Guy who is annoying me- that is a really dumb blanket statement. We get you are trying to be all holier than thou, but really you sound like an asshole. Clearly you don't make use of the helicopter, and actually my money is on you 'pimping it' on the jitney.
Fuck it, its 100 degrees outside and the sun doesn't set till 9. I'm going to play golf. And you could meet me, but then again, I guess if you can'ty get out before the traffic you don't deserve to tee up. do you?
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 4:46PM
@3:30 pm and 4:23 pm. Does spending all your time in Sagaponack prevent you from having a working understanding of NYC geography? Apparently so. All of your sputtering about helicopter rides can't conceal your innocence of basic NYC geography, suggesting you have never set foot in the major cultural institutions.
After your identification of the Museum of Natural History as being on the east side of Central Park, I would be stunned if you could describe the approximate locations of the New York Public Library, the Metropolitan Museum, the Metropolitan Opera, and MOMA. (Hint: two of them are not adjacent to Central Park.) Extra points for correctly identifying the approximate location of the U.N.
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 4:46PM
Dirty south is where it at.
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 4:50PM
I agree with @4:45 pm. Girl's comment was priceless.
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 4:50PM
@4:46- you are confusing at least 7 people as being the same one or 2.
And, I am pretty sure where the helipad is, and the airport in bridge. As far as the comments on museums- whoever the hell it was who didn't know the PR parade was sunday should be ashamed. I knew, but only to make sure I was very very far away.
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 4:50PM
HAha drive in the traffic all you want. Enjoy your round my friend. Way too hot for me out there! I'll be at Old Stove if you want to drop by.
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 4:54PM
I am not your friend, buddy!
enjoy.
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 4:55PM
@4:46 I never said anything about helicopters. I drive whenever I head back into the city. Why wouldn't I?
But I do apologize for putting the wrong museum in the park! It was a joke I typed too fast without proofreading and it went awry, and I'm extremely remorseful that it caused you so much distress.
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 4:56PM
I'm not your buddy, guy. Slainte!
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 4:56PM
wow, never read Bess so pumped up and foul mouthed - I L.O.V.E IT!
you go girl!
- Stuart Sugarman
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 4:58PM
@4:55- apology accepted
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 5:30PM
Dallas, what!?
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 5:52PM
The new UBS screen saver is an image of a guy bending over and pulling open his distended anus.
The previous slogan "You 'n us" is now just "Yo, anus"
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 6:19PM
As a former Citi employee (not by choice, but by acquisition), I don't think any post could have possibly summed up my experience at Citi better. Seriously.
-Former GLOBAL head of Storage Room B Technology.
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 6:47PM
This thursday we doin it real real big baby! Club Madison we poppin bottles, come thru. Fellas must have a collar shirt, ladies free til one...Its gonna be crazy!
http://www.whatspoppin.net/event/3413/DollHouse_Thursdays__Madison_R__B_Sensation_Lee_Carter_Host
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 7:03PM
@6:47 Damm! I hope my new dubs come in, in time for this must do event!
Dawg here. Out
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 7:09PM
guest@5:52PM, its funny coz its true, yo. Oh, and btw, could you pop over to HR, you've been chosen as the new "face" of UBS. The photographer is waiting with a fresh distender.
Congrats.
~ UBS HR
Posted by JorgeCad , Jun 10, 2008 7:14PM
My cap driver just told me to sell everything, you contrarian monkies out there, should I ask my barber next?
Posted by JorgeCad , Jun 10, 2008 7:17PM
corr: my cab....